Thursday, July 14, 2022

Have It Your Way......

Special orders don't upset us over at Ellis Avenue, have it your way.....


Anonymous said...

We seriously need to have a video class in Jackson. Get some of those camera people who have been in combat situations to teach it.

Anonymous said...

Hopefully, there was a succumbing special.

38Special Order said...

Hold the Lead Us.

Anonymous said...

Mr Mayor put an end to this nonsense with real word consequences! More blood will be on your do nothing Administration. Get these fools off the street for good!

Unless this is what you want, as you say, these are your people, Right!

Let’s help them, Lock them asses up for good.

Anonymous said...

Someone getting rid of 4th of july firecrackers? Camera was moving so bad I couldn't see. I guess if Ellis Avenue, it had to be firecrackers. By the way, I really like a whopper and fry at BK. Do the rest of you think that Burger King guy is really spooky? I fo.

Anonymous said...

I tried numerous times to watch the video and it will not work.

Anonymous said...

That was undoubtedly fireworks.

If someone went through the NFA process and spent 25 or 30 grand on a fully automatic weapon, they wouldn't be shooting up a burger king with it.

Anonymous said...

Someone tossed out some firecrackers. Nothingburger here. No blood on the streets, just catsup. Right Right.

Anonymous said...

@9:06am - lol… you’re kidding about anyone in Jackson actually acquiring a legal machine gun, right?

Anonymous said...

Maybe after this trash fiasco, the city can look at the possibility of reducing felony crimes.

Anonymous said...

Fully automatic weapons fire will be coming soon to Flowood, Brandon, Pearl, and Richland in Rankin County!
I have been hearing it for years in South Jackson and I was mocked here a few years ago.

Thugs aren’t as stupid as you all think. They know how to access the same websites that white gun nuts read. They know about 80% lowers and Palmetto State Armory uppers. They know you can buy full auto glock switches M16 fire control kits from a dozen websites. And they have their own black versions of Hickok45 and Iraqveteran8888 on youtube.

Anonymous said...

No big deal
Me mayor was too busy with the lawyers for Richards garbage contract and then getting ready to talk climate change with Bloomberg to deal with this shananagins in west Jackson

Anonymous said...

No matter where you live… if you don’t have a gun for protection your an idiot.

Anonymous said...

The thugs are armed with fully automatic Glocks and converted AR15s. They have been practicing indiscriminate killing in their own ‘hoods. Suburban Joe Six Pack will be no competition with his Academy Sports Smith and Wesson M&P gear. And if he does defend himself, the left will absolutely crucify him as a white supremacist!

“Your” just not going to make it.

I invested in a family set of Safe Life Tactical FRAS soft body armor after watching Kentucky Ballistics take shots at it with everything in their arsenal, including a bolt action .30-06, and it stopped it. They cut the vest open and it captured all the rounds.

Anonymous said...

The mayor is finished. The problem is he knows it. That means he's going to get all he can then move out of the state. Jackson will survive. It will just be a few years behind schedule and there will be more clean up to do.

Anonymous said...

"Do the rest of you think that Burger King guy is really spooky?"

Yep. I thought I was the only one who thought such.

Anonymous said...

I have to pose this question. How did the FBI “shutdown” the mafia and they cannot stop this??? I mean a lot of mafia members fought in WWII, Korea, and Vietnam and they had combat experience, yet we let these nut jobs rule our streets

Anonymous said...

Hell, if they’re running around with full autos, where is the ATF!!! This is the stuff they salivate over.

Anonymous said...

@ 4:12 - It's simple. Stopping the Mafia was as easy as cutting off the heads of snakes. Today, we twiddle-fuck around with the tails and leave the heads alone.

Anonymous said...

The Burger King guy looks like he ought to be on a Mardi Gras float…or in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade as a balloon

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