"It's always November, it's three o'clock in the morning, it's raining, and there's nowhere to go, and you reach out for a cigarette and smoke and think of all the horrible things you've done in your life " is how the late Richard Burton described alcoholism as only Richard Burton can do in an old video posted below. Powerful stuff.
Wednesday, July 31, 2019
"It's Always a Fight"
Hinds County Election Thread
We got us some knockdowns going on in Hinds County elections. The big one is the Sheriff's race. Everyone wants to vanquish Victor. Well, paying out $330,000 for sexual harassment, lying about child murder, killing K-9's through incompetence, and letting inmates run the jail tend to bring challengers out of the woodwork. Who will it be? The Chief, the Marine, the Green, or some unknown darkhorse. Then there is the District Attorney's race. We got us a prosecutor, criminal defense lawyer, and a social justice warrior who thinks we lock up too many criminals in Hinds County. Makes you feel safer, doesn't it. The Taxman actually has some opposition this year. Then there are the supervisors.
Charges Dismissed Against Abortion Protestors
A Jackson Municipal Court judge dismissed charges against several abortion protestors. JPD arrested Dr. Coleman Boyd, nephews Bo and Luke, and niece Sarabeth Boyd last December for various charges of stalking and simple assault to create fear. The group was protesting outside Jackson Women's Health Organization, the only abortion clinic in Jackson.
Sid Salter Waxes on Justice Court Judges
If you need a wise, reasonable soul to adjudicate a drunken misdemeanor bar fight, sort out right from wrong in a traffic ticket, or even to officiate at a wedding, the average Mississippi justice court judge can be your huckleberry.
Tuesday, July 30, 2019
A Wolfe in Physician's Clothing
An affidavit paints a picture of a doctor who saw himself as a prize stud for his female patients instead of a physicians entrusted with their care. The Mississippi Board of Medical Licensure suspended indefinitely the license of Dr. Walter Wolfe last week. A Board investigator submitted the affidavit to the agency. Dr. Wolfe agreed to the suspension and avoided an evidentiary hearing. He can apply for reinstatement after one year under the statute. Dr. Wolfe did not appear at the hearing.
Police Seek Ridgeland Robber
The Ridgeland Police Department issued the following statement.
Clark Goes Free (Updated)
Brian Clark is a free man. The Parole Board voted earlier this month to grant parole to the convicted wife-beater.
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Poll: Tate Leads Waller 41-31.
A new Mason-Dixon poll suggests there is a strong possibility of a runoff between Tate Reeves and Bill Waller, Jr. in the Republican gubernatorial primary next week. It appears the spat with Larrison Campbell boosted Robert Foster's fortunes as he received 13% of the votes. The sample was 500 likely Repubican voters.
Monday, July 29, 2019
Wildlife Extravaganza FOOD FIGHT!!!
The Mississippi Wildlife Federation's Extravaganza scheduled to take place this weekend is going down the drain. The Board of Commissioners for MDWFP voted to withdraw from the exhibition. The agency announced on Facebook:
Clinton PD Busts Sex Traffickers
The Clinton Police Department issued the following statement.
Addiction Marches On
JPD probably saved someone's life yesterday. A reader posted this message on Facebook yesterday:
Madison County Elections
We got us some elections in a couple of weeks. Consider this post to be an open thread about the Madison County elections. We got us a few scrums going right now as we head down the stretch. Can Harreld excommunicate the Bishop? Then there are the Killer B's - Bomgar and Bartley. Can Jenkins unseat Wray? Then there is the House #73 race. Who will win between Fix Or Repair Daily and the Black Sheep? Fire away.
Click Here to Read More..PEAQ Coach Suspended
USA Swimming suspended PEAQ Coach Savannah Reis from the association on July 24. The organization is the national governing body for swimming in the United States. USA Swimming's website states that it suspended Mrs. Reis due allegations of misconduct.
Sunday, July 28, 2019
Conversating about the Cartels
If you want to wind down as the weekend closes, check out this Joe Rogan podcast. Rogan explores the world of the Mexican cartels with one of the leading experts on the subject. Enjoy.
JPS Has a Plan
The Better Together Commission and JPS rolled out a five-year strategic plan to improve Jackson's public education last week. The Kellogg Foundation funded the plan.The plan sets several goals for Jackson's young scholars to reach by 2024:
Do It in Secret
If you can't make it to church today, enjoy the late Dr. Frank Pollard's preaching in the video posted below. He preached from Matthew 6: 19-24.
Bill Crawford: Reeves Finally Debates
Well, they debated this one time. The Republican governor candidates that is. Bill Waller looked the most gubernatorial but was the least glib. Tate Reeves still looked boyish but was the most glib. Robert Foster looked confident and scored with his comments.
Saturday, July 27, 2019
Friday, July 26, 2019
Dispatch from Pelahatchie (War Edition)
Pelahatchie Mayor Ryshonda Beechem asked a Rankin County Circuit Court to remove all members of the Board of Aldermen today. Mayor Beechem issued the following statement:
Pelahatchie Fires Back at Kingfish
The attorney for the Pelahatchie Board of Alderman accused the Kingfish of filing an Open Meetings Act complaint to generate headlines for this website.
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Thursday, July 25, 2019
Idiots of the Day
or week, or month, or year. Some Ole Miss frat boys somehow thought it would be a good idea to go shoot up a sign memorializing the Emmitt Till murder. Of course, it being 2019, the dumbasses did what the Facebook generation does.....
FOOD FIGHT!!!
Smackdown, showdown, drawdown, beatdown, whatever you want to call it yesterday at WMPR. State Representatives "Street Cred" Calhoun and Debbie Dixon went at it yesterday. Check out the last minute of this clip.
Mark Baker Wants to Make Jackson Safe
I care about Mississippi, and I care about Jackson, our capital city. As a longtime resident of Rankin County, I also care about the metro Jackson area and believe we are all in this together. No matter how far out you drive or how high the wall is around your neighborhood, crime in Jackson is going to have negative consequences and spillover effects in neighboring cities. That is why as your next attorney general I am committed to helping turn our capital city around. Care and commitment, however, are not going to be enough. We are going to need a plan. Above all, we are going to have to make Jackson a safe place to live, shop, dine and do business.
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Wolfe Suspended Indefinitely
The Mississippi Board of Medical Licensure suspended indefinitely the license of Dr. Walter Wolfe. Dr. Wolfe agreed to the suspension and avoided an evidentiary hearing. Dr. Wolfe did not appear at the Board meeting this morning. Board attorney Stan Ingram announced the consent order to the Board. He can apply for reinstatement after one year under the statute. Dr. Wolfe did not appear at the hearing.
"What Did I do?" Plenty.
Arrest reports provide more information about a Facebook video of a Mississippi Highway Patrol arrest near Starkville earlier this month. Troopers arrested Robert Andre Morton on July 12 for speeding at 102 mph, resisting arrest, failure to provide drivers license on demand, disorderly conduct, and violation of the child restraint law. JJ obtained the reports through a public records request.
Wednesday, July 24, 2019
When Is It Time To Check Hearing?
UMC issued the following story written by Ruth Cummins.
RFP For Airport Security Checkpoints
The Jackson Municipal Airport Authority issued the following request for proposals.
Former Broadmoor Baptist Pastor Indicted
A Madison County grand jury indicted a former pastor of Broadmoor Baptist Church for 14 counts of embezzlement last month. Riley Brown served as Executive Pastor for the church from 2014 to 2017. Broadmoor accused him of embezzling $332,000 and fired him in 2017.
Sid Salter: Will Dem Socialism Help Trump?
American politics has unfortunately long since devolved into a predictable battle between voters on the nation’s east and west coasts and in the largest cities who are predominantly liberal/progressive/socialist and rural voters in the nation’s “flyover” sections of the South, the Midwest, and other “heartland” areas who are predominantly conservative/evangelical/capitalist.
Tuesday, July 23, 2019
These Violent Delights.....
HBO dropped a major trailer for season 3 of Westworld at Comic Con. It has some interesting surprises:
Double Carjacker Pleads Guilty
Javaris Thompson will only serve six years in prison after he pleaded guilty to two counts of armed carjacking in Hinds County Circuit Court today. One of Thompson's victims was only eight years old. Fortunately for Thompson, Hinds County Circuit Judge Adrienne Wooten sentenced him to serve 15 years in prison concurrently for each count but suspended 7 years of each sentence. She gave him credit for time served in the Hinds County Detention Center. He became a resident of Raymond in March, 2017.
Hood Gets a Million For Mississippi
Attorney General Jim Hood issued the following statement.
Food Fight!!!
The Democrats are apparently having a little civil war over the cancellation of the gubernatorial debate last week. Y'all Politics reported:
White Flight, Rinse, Repeat
So-called desegregation took place in Cleveland with predictable results. White flight began after a federal judge ordered the consolidation of Cleveland's two public high schools. The white student population plummeted by a third in only two years of "desegregation."
Monday, July 22, 2019
By the Numbers....
Time to kill a myth. Spotted on Facebook last weekend was the mantra that the majority of inmates controlled by the prison system were convicted of marijuana crimes. Weed was used as a means to keep blacks under control. This argument has been spotted before but it continues to linger. Time to put a knife the heart of this urban myth.
More Teachers Get Pay Raise
The Mississippi Department of Education issued the following statement.
State Auditor Slams DHS
State Auditor Shad White issued the following statement.
"White Folks Are Taking Us Down!"
Yesterday's hour of the Reverend P.J. Williams and the Honorable Kenneth Stokes was one for the books. Mr. Stokes ranted about the condos in Sandestin and raved about the election of Virgi Lindsay as Jackson City Council President. The dynamic duo recharged and then raised hell about "white folks" for quite some time. Good stuff. Enjoy.
Owens Wants Go Easy on Burglars
Hinds County District Attorney candidate Jody Owens wants to take it easier on those who rob houses. He stated in an interview with the website The Appeal Political Report:
Beating at Highland Village
JPD tweeted the following statement yesterday.
Sunday, July 21, 2019
Andy Taggart Leading Race for A.G.
The month of July began with another round of campaign finance reports and Andy Taggart continues to lead all other candidates in the race for Attorney General in fundraising since the first of the year. Andy has positioned himself as the candidate to beat in the race for Attorney General.
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Sunday Morning Sermon
The late Dr. Frank Pollard preached from Genesis 6:6 in this 1990 sermon. Enjoy.
Bill Crawford: Finally a Republican A.G.?
The last and only Republican to hold the office of Attorney General in Mississippi was George E. Harris back in 1877. As Republicans began their surge to take over statewide offices in the early 1990s, Mike Moore and Jim Hood easily held on to the position for Democrats.
Odds are that’s about to change.
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Trollfest '09
Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).
Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.
Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".
In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.
In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.
Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.
Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
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Trollfest '07
There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.
If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
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