Friday, November 7, 2025

Idiot of the Day

 Good job, Starkpatch, good job (sarcasm).  Dave Portnoy of Barstool Sports comes to town and this is what he gets.  



Fortunately, Dave managed to have a nice time.

 



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33 comments:

Anonymous said...

It’s okay, you can still not like Starkville because of Brandon Walker lol

Anonymous said...

Need to find out the name of that kid.

Anonymous said...

Why?

Anonymous said...

This is pathetic. Great job asshole. Yes, we all know Starkville sucks, but you just confirmed it for everyone.

Now about that new state flag that’s supposed to be uniting and fix everything…

Anonymous said...

Welcome to the Hospitality State. That kid is ignorant and an embarrassment

Anonymous said...

Dave just encountered a typical State fan. What else can you say?

Anonymous said...

Definitely a KA...

Anonymous said...

I'll go out on a limb and say that 8:23 is an OM fan with his self-defeating statement.

Anonymous said...

Interesting how we're not allowed free speech on this particular subject to offer an opposing view. Never thought KF would be a censure of select views on select subjects.

Kingfish said...

You mean because I won't allow your Jew-bashing crap with your dumbass conspiracy theories? Go cry somewhere else.

Anonymous said...

Nobody is crying at all you disgusting Zionist demon worshiping vampire.

Anonymous said...

Not crying KF, just attempting to practice free speech.....perhaps you weren't aware - the U.S. Supreme Court ruled that there is NO SUCH THING as "hate" speech....there is ONLY speech. But we're not allowed to talk about ONE thing?.....and that billions are noticing worldwide? The young man was practicing his GOD GIVEN right to Free Speech as per our U.S. Constitution....but you seem to not want to acknowlegde these facts.

Free Speech per the SCOTUS:
https://www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/23pdf/22-277_d18f.pdf

Anonymous said...

9:54 - It's a free country. So go open your own blog, numb nuts.

Anonymous said...

In the second video, that's what I call a real Basket of Deplorables.

Anonymous said...

I am not an OM fan, or a fan of any team or school in this state, but you could double my income and I’d still would never move to Starkville.

Nothing but vinyl-sided houses and low-end apartments.

Restaurant scene is a joke.

Why would Dave even step foot in that god-awful town? Even Meridian has passed it up.

Anonymous said...

I will try this again without links and without repeating what was said.

Shouting this at Dave has been a meme for about 2 years now. Dave even fired two employees from his Philly bar for putting up a sign with the same phrase.

It originated from an infamous anime image board and a basement dwelling political shock personality named Nick Fuentes.

Anonymous said...

11:18 you can’t really double welfare benefits

Anonymous said...

11:18, can’t double welfare 🤷‍♂️

Anonymous said...

Mississippi State has one thread for sure, anyone that covers their sports is a fat slob, ie: Brian Hadad and Brandon Walker.

Anonymous said...

Same thing happened in Toronto and Philly this year. Dude was just following a viral trend of heckling Dave.

Anonymous said...

Why am I not surprised that Dave is an absolute pussy who can’t take a joke 😂

Anonymous said...

More real people in Starkville than "plastic" phony, empty Oxford.

Anonymous said...

11:18
Im sure all the fine people in Starkville will miss your smiling face and pleasant attitude.
For its worth, I’m an OM fan.

Anonymous said...

He was just disappointed to run in David Portnoy, because he heard Tucker Carlson was in town..

Anonymous said...

12:01- Yeah, cause being anti-Semitic is the same as “heckling”.

Now go shove that rusty cowbell up your mom’s a**.

Anonymous said...

Portnoy's been facing this all over the country. Catch up.

Anonymous said...

Portnoy is a lefty dickhead.

Anonymous said...

Well ... after the State College's last minute win over a pitiful Arkansas team, every one at that giant Starkville dairy farm was screaming "Hail State" ....(whatever that even means ???)

This afternoon, Georgia came into Oktibbeha County and brought those folks back to reality.

Anonymous said...

Why they call it Starkpatch?


anyone ???

Anonymous said...

Starkpatch — Only town in the SEC where hotels charge extra for a room without a view.

Anonymous said...

Let's see, 12:18. Oxford and the University are home to a Nobel Prize Winner, an Academy Award movie location, a #1 hit song, two Miss Americas (back to back), a Pulitzer Prize winner, two national football championships, one national baseball championship, a presidential debate, and 27 Rhodes Scholars compared to two for State.

Doesn't sound like a "plastic" place to me. And by the way, Portnoy did encounter one of the REAL residents of Starkville.

Anonymous said...

Ah yes.....nostalgia for what was.....and lots of money still still does pour in from the "good ole' days" of UMs alumni still donating and pursuing lots of intiatives and "talent"....but in the not too distant future, the enthusiasm and money will dry up because 58% of the student body for the last ten years is from out of state, and won't be part of the cult like atmosphere that celebrates the old South...which is still very creepy. The brain drain proves it.....and they will leave Oxford scrambling for all that old South money. Also, Mississippi's old people are dying off rapidly, and you can bank on the demographics themselves that will radically change over the next 30 years....and Oxford won't be so lilly white.

Anonymous said...

No, Ole Miss does not have a national championship recognized by the major polls like the AP or UPI. Just saying.......


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