Monday, June 2, 2025

Hizzoner is Baaaaack!

 Jackson Mayor Chokwe Antar Lumumba is back and back he is.  He says something about the city resenting him.  Something.  





24 comments:

Anonymous said...

First thing he's gotten right ever. I resent the shit out of him and I'm glad he's nearly an historical factor.

Anonymous said...

I knew it. he's a ninja turtle

Anonymous said...

I would say he’s on something but megalomania requires no exogenous substances.

fed up in Jackson said...

I don't resent him at all.....he was presented a great opportunity to prove himself w/ 2 election cycles and a total of about 33k votes over the 2 elections and he FAILED miserably. Time and time again we had good people capable of doing the job and they left b/c of the toxicity of his administration. Simply put, no resentment at all, you simply are no qualified to lead people or a city. accept that and move on. The city of Jackson is now moving on, and that is all people of the city, all races, ethnicities, all people.

Anonymous said...

Well, he’s too old now to be a ball-playing sports super megastar. That leaves his possible job avenues as either rappin’ or doin’ a little preachin’. After that prison gig, of course.

Race Card in 3, 2, 1 said...

I'm not happy until Chowke isn't happy.

Anonymous said...

He also resents those who are not part of the "Free the Land" movement.

akia said...

No pardons in his near future.

Anonymous said...

There's always barber college.

Anonymous said...

I heard Sears is hiring!

Anonymous said...

Does he twerk? I know where he could get some lessons. Might be a handy skill in his next Federal hometown.

Anonymous said...

Who are you going to talk about in the coming years?

Anonymous said...

Do buses still run to Detroit?

Anonymous said...

9:32, you said something that I believe will turn Jackson around. ALL races working together to make the capitol city great. It rakes us all to change Jackson. Unfortunately, the current mayor doesn't believe in that concept. Hopefully, the next one will.

Anonymous said...

@11:50 Horhn's team has been running an anti-whitey campaign in those parts of Jackson where they hope they won't be seen.

Anonymous said...

Truck driving school.

Anonymous said...

He will be spending some time with like minded folk, he's just practicing to impress the folks running the club fed intake!

Anonymous said...

He can feel and think what he wants. The proof of what he is and is not is evident in Jackson MS at this time. Many prayers for the new leadership in Jackson MS. We all want better for you and the state as this is the Capital city! :) I promise we do. You'll need all the prayers we can send for you. Y'all wave bye to ...that guy who can feel and think what he wants.

Anonymous said...

His only qualifications were his last name and skin color, no big surprise his administration was a complete failure.

Anonymous said...

Rule #1 of the internet is Don’t Feed the Trolls. CAL is an attention whore and a troll. Don’t give him any satisfaction. Just ignore him as he becomes more irrelevant and desperate for attention. Let the only attention he gets be from his trial and conviction.

Anonymous said...

Lumumba is posting from his natural habitat.

Anonymous said...

The chicken shit wont even let you comment on his tic toc page. People hate a crook

Anonymous said...

11:56, New boss same as the old boss. It is frustrating that people are too scared to change mentality in order to improve this state. No matter who they vote for, it is going to take alot to turn Jackaon around.

Anonymous said...

@11:28 No worries. If history is any indication, the fools of Jackson will provide some top notch entertainment. Never fails when leadership capabilities are a foreign concept to some.


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