Friday, September 8, 2023

Brandon Goes Green

 Red Mountain Entertainment issued the following press release. 




19 comments:

Anonymous said...

Never heard of him. Has to be one of those “country music” acts, though, because I can see pictures of him in a cowboy hat and a ball cap.

Anonymous said...

Somebody willing to spend money needs to let us know how the show was.

Anonymous said...

If you've ever heard of this 'all hat - no cattle' guy, please raise your ball cap.

If you've got boots in the closet that ain't never seen cow shit, he's probably your guy.

Anonymous said...

He's very good. If you don't know who he is, you will almost certainly recognize a bunch of his songs. If you don't recognize his songs you are either stuck in the 80s or live on a desert island. Or you might as well be. Live a little.

Anonymous said...

These "country" acts they keep cycling through are all clones- completely indistinguishable

Anonymous said...

With all of those cowboy duds on he could probably run for Commissioner of Agriculture.

Anonymous said...

The first 5 out of 6 comments are from individuals who have no idea who he is, and didn't even watch the posted videos to find out. Sometimes it's just too tempting to show what a miserable POS you are by posting vitriol.

Anonymous said...

@10:37
You couldn’t help but contribute your own as well, right?

I want to see Oliver Anthony.
Not this kosher Country bullshit.

Anonymous said...

No one excited about Tracy Lawrence painting them a Birmingham? I'd be more inclined to see him.

Anonymous said...

He's hot, and would be even hotter if he stopped letting "management" mess with his eyebrows. I understand that women are the primary consumers of Country music (which is why it's gotten so "sincere" in recent decades, when it used to be witty and fun). And I seem to be one of the few women who don't prefer men who look like drag queens. But truly... dude.... the drag queen eyebrows totally negate your hot body and great beard. As it is, it looks like on your one visit to an actual ranch, you got STEERED.

Anonymous said...

Dat der boys is what dey call a “Country Singer”. Dey come from dis big liberal city called Nashville. Dey wear $700 boots, a $500 Stetson, some $200 designer jeans, and a pressed flannel shirt. Ain’t never seen dirt, grew up in the burbs, and was in the choir at school. But dey sing about whiskey, beer, going out with friends and hangovers. You know, just like that Harry Styles chick.

Seriously, pop-country is worse than straight pop. It’s pure formula driven trash songs sung by people who have more in common with Hollywood than the country. It’s pushed down on the low IQ crowd who eats it up like grandma’s chitlins.

L-Vira said...

@ 9:12 and the rest of you would-be country fans, if Kingfish were to run a poll, my bet is not 4% of respondents would say they've ever heard of this guy.

Most of you think country is a 'sexy tractor', stayin' 'out of the beans', 'Oum Boppa Mow Mow' and water towers painted 'John Deere Green'.

Anonymous said...

This is awful.

Robert W Neill Jr, Land Broker said...

They have a better lineup for Oct. 13th at the Brandon Amphitheater

WILLIE NELSON
AVETT BROTHERS
GOV'T MULE
ELIZABETH COOK
PARTICLE KID

Anonymous said...

Riley is a great artist and from our neighboring Alabama. Writes some great songs and pop-country BS. Has some duets with many greats. Guess the majority of commenters on their blog just have to be negative about everything. Must be a miserable life…. Lol

Anonymous said...

“Duets with many greats”. Eye roll. The labels that are making money on these pop acts also own the rights to the “greats”. They are forced to duet and collaborate with these posers. I doubt Garth brooks or George Strait would willing collaborate with some one hit pop country idol.

Anonymous said...

Lay you 50 to 1 odds Willie will be a now show. Again. And again.

Anonymous said...

Garth Brooks is not country and George Straight is questionable. If anything, Straight is Texas-Country-Pop.

Anonymous said...

To all these critics... I don't listen to much "new" country anymore at all, but Riley Green is solid. Take a listen to "I Wish Grandpas Never Died". That's real. As far as George Straight is concerned, there is no such person, but there is a George Strait, and he is still selling out stadium shows after over 40 years in the business. Willie Nelson is 90, and is a hall of famer, but does anyone really believe he'll sing more than 5 songs ? I'm glad I saw him 30 years ago.


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