Tuesday, September 5, 2023

Food Fight!

 Meanwhile over in Brandon, two gentleladies have a debate at a local restaurant. 


49 comments:

Anonymous said...

Seriously, did anyone expect to see anything any different than what you saw?

Anonymous said...

I’m certain this is a disagreement stemmed from some academic or philosophical debate.

Who am I kidding, it’s probably over some saggy pants dropout with an even more elaborate weave than they have!

Anonymous said...

Somewhere there is a guy with his underwear showing having a laugh over these two fighting over him.

Anonymous said...

You're right, the dickheads these girls fight over are jokes. Sad thing is that they will continue later on today what they couldn't finish at the store.

Anonymous said...

I’ll say it again. There is not enough money in the world to pay me to be a cop in 2023.

Anonymous said...

Yawn!

Anonymous said...

Nice, real nice . . . .

Anonymous said...

Get your hands on the counter! Turn your a-- around!!! Sounds like the bank robbery scene in Raising Arizona. "Freeze! Get Down!"

Major enjoyment seeing humanity and our vaunted private sector at work:
1) Pair sits eating sammiches totally unconcerned
2) Owner's daughter advises they know of previous violence in workplace, but "they usually just shove each other a little."
3) This is the best worker you can get for 7.25 an hour. But you've owned the place for 22 years. Hmmmm.

Gosh, I thought Subway was a cut above Waffle House. But I guess the 2 decade owner is barely scratching by. Hit takes all types, I guess.

Professionally_Sketchy_Guy said...

That officer just about gave them a $5 foot up the you know where.... Deservedly, too.

Anonymous said...

Do they both work here?

Depends what the meaning of "do" is!


People eating are like 'free fight club today?'

Anonymous said...

Your blog title is wrong. It should be FOOL fight.

Anonymous said...

Reminded me of a couple of buck deer with their antlers interlocked and at a standstill.

Anonymous said...

It looks like this has all be summed up succinctly by the previous comments.

Anonymous said...

Holy moly, don't FA with those two cops. Ole baw was holding one down with his foot. Rankin County is not the place to FAFO.

Anonymous said...

That cop deployed a $5 foot-long restraint procedure and I am here for it.

Anonymous said...

Don’t sleep on the two guys polishing off their cold cut combos.

Anonymous said...

I'm impressed by the officer who pushed one down, and then stepped on her to keep her in place while addressing the other one. Then the second cop came in and quickly took control of the second girl.

These guys took control of the situation - there was no negotiation and no doubt who was in charge. I believe that's the way it's supposed to be done.

Tweety said...

Ok, teenage hormones make everyone stupid at some point. Come on everybody together; "I once...". But really,
getting one more pop?
in front of a cop!!?
That is enough,
to get the cuff.
I've been confronted
by the police
With an immediate yes sir
Came a quick release
But act like a butt
Or talk some smut
And they'll open class
to put you on your asss

NOW, The big question though is on the UNCONTROLLED blood spatter in the food prep area, is the place shut down for cleanup??

Anonymous said...

Unadvertised special on the HOT MESS BEEF!

They Seem Nice said...

No worries on the blood splatter, as one of these rocket surgeons will wipe it up (smear it around) with an already contaminated rag.

Note to self: avoid this place like the plague.

Anonymous said...

3:09 - Bullshit. He didn't control anything effectively. If he had, Point-O-Negative-Brain-Cell suspect #1 wouldn't have gotten a punch in on suspect #2. As a former LEO, I'm saying it. If they're still landing punches successfully, you aren't controlling a fucking thing. Those cops reminded me of some of the sloppy ass no-sense-having JPD officers I've seen so much of lately.

Anonymous said...

@4:03 sounds like a member of the goone squad lol

Anonymous said...

4:03, makes a person wonder why you are a "former" LEO.

I think the LEOs on that video did a good balancing act of professionalism and force.

Anonymous said...

Piling onto the buck deer comment, it just dawned on me that it probably took several minutes (or more!) for the cops to get there. That just makes me chuckle to think of those two locked up like that for so long. And people are just eating their lunch while this silliness is going on. Hilarious to think about. Oh, just ignore the two ladies hunched over grasping each others' hair. They are harmless.

Anonymous said...

Y’all complimenting the two cops don’t know what literal morons they both are. The first one is KF’s old friend Marshall Pack, fired twice from MHP, among his many other wrongdoings. The other is a midget with a bad attitude and sergeants stripes. BPD is a joke. Ask any LE in Rankin County.

Y'ont that six inch toasted? said...

Nothin' to see here. Two thug-girls at Subway fightin' over a four-inch when they was promised six.

Anonymous said...

They aren't harmless.

It's all fun and games until someone's head gets bounced off the floor.

Or the corner of a a stainless steel counter.

Anonymous said...

@4:22 This is normal and it's why people ignore it. I hate to say it but I do sometimes enjoy the free entertainment.

Anonymous said...

@4:15 - I'm talking about how the officer didn't protect one of them against a punch to the face from the other even though they were actively still engaged in a conflict and he dropped her and put his foot on her chest... and you're calling me a goon squad member? He failed to control the situation. The second officer is the one that established control. And 4:03, it's "former" because I had the good sense to get out of the "profession" before it turned into what it is today- a pointless and futile day to day battle.

I feel like I'm the only one with any sense talking to a room full of morons.

Anonymous said...

@4:22pm - yeah, “ladies”

Anonymous said...

4:03 they took control!

Anonymous said...

4:03 come on man!

Anonymous said...

“Y’all want to make sandwiches or bail?”

Anonymous said...

4;03 = good try at an explkinatoin. but - watching this scene in 'real time' = not your armchair umpiring from your retirement Lazyboy - I think the LEO handled it fine.

Yes, the bitch got one last blow at (I'm not sure on) the other. BFD. If it landed, it wasn't anything significant. He took her down; kept her down, and controlled the other crazy bitch until the backup arrived. Yes, when there were four LEO on site to handle the two crazies - all was fine. But, at the beginning there was only one - and he broke up a good fight, tried to keep it settled where they were apart, and one didn't cooperate.

I guess in YOUR experience, no one ever dared to defy your demand that they break it up, get back, quit fighting. If that's the case, I'd like to meet you and get all your stories - that would make an immediate best seller as a historical first!

Never seen a fight where there were two combatants, one trying to break it up, but both the combatants succomed to the one without at least an "attempt" to get in that last blow. And my fighting days went back to the Southenaire Club across the river in Columbus in the 60's. (Of course, my attempt at the time was to be close enough to the door to GTFO when the fights broke out

Anonymous said...

My prediction is that 4:03 can’t resist and he MUST get in the last word. Even after reading this, he will make a tough guy post and likely challenge somebody to meet up in person.

Anonymous said...

To the parents of these two young ladies this ain’t cute. Can’t make a damn sandwich without drama! Mama get a handle on these younings or the criminal justice system will.

Anonymous said...

@ 1:22, not only does nobody work for $7.25 an hour...nobody pays that low. Prove me wrong.

PS: No call to avoid this place. Fools are everywhere, just waiting to act out.

James Earl Jones said...

Subway…… We have the beef!!

Anonymous said...

@7:48
James Earl Jones doesn’t do the voice acting on that Arby’s commercial. It’s Ving Rhames and they do not even sound remotely similar.

Anonymous said...

"Certs is a breath mint!"
"No, certs is a candy mint!"

Anonymous said...

3:42 am. WTH. 3:42 am and your grouchy geezer life is pure insomnia. Sad.

"Prove you wrong"? You were born wrong, most likely, but hey, Google is your friend. So, at least you'll have one of those.

Subway salaries in Mississippi: How much does Subway pay ...
Indeed
https://www.indeed.com › Subway › Salaries
Average Subway hourly pay ranges from approximately $7.25 per hour for Assistant Manager to $26.97 per hour for Customer Service Representative.

Subway Salaries in Mississippi
Glassdoor
https://www.glassdoor.com › Salaries › Mississippi
How much does Subway pay? The average Subway salary ranges from approximately $28,481 per year for a Senior Sandwich Artist to $348,377 per year for a Vice..

Etc, etc.

So do you really think the strapped hardworking immigrant owners are busting out 15 bucks an hour for "Sandwich Artists?" Heck no. Get real. Maybe this locally owned business pays 25 bucks an hour for these talented Sandwich Artists (good one, eh?)

Puhleeze. The vast majority of Subway franchisees are poor immigrants, suckered into a "cheap" business in an saturated market. There is a major lawsuit ongoing, in which allegations include:

Puhleeze. The vast majority of Subway franchisees are poor immigrants, suckered into a "cheap" business in an saturated market.

Here's an article to improve your IQ: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10334709/Subway-sandwich-shops-exploits-overseas-immigrants-victimizes-ruins-franchisees.html

Allegations include:

Subway is accused of employing dirty tricks against its own franchise operators
Lawsuit describes how Business Development Agents (BDA's) allegedly looked for weaker performing branches to penalize them over 3,000 franchise rules
Company is also accused of deliberately recruiting immigrants with poor English and math skills to run franchises essentially being set up to fail
BDA's are in a position of power often owning stores within the territories over which they are in charge of policing
Chain says it's turning things around with new CEO ( ex CEO/founder Fred Deluca was a miserly SOB) since November '19
Subway currently has around 22,000 restaurants in the US - McDonald's runs 14,000 while Starbucks operates 15,200 locations.

Do I avoid Subway? I choose carefully. I appreciate hardworking owners that keep a clean shop and pay employees well and/or work there themselves. I don't have a dog in this cat fight.




Anonymous said...

Those former Troopers were trying to figure out who to write the ticket to.

Anonymous said...

"To the parents of these two young ladies this ain’t cute. Can’t make a damn sandwich without drama! Mama get a handle on these younings or the criminal justice system will."

Somehow I believe these two Jewel's of the Pearl are already acquainted with the MS Justice System.

Anonymous said...

I heard that Subway in Brandon is hiring. Just a FYI.

Anonymous said...

You all may think think this is amusing, but our society has some mental issues called social media. There's a real problem occurring among young folks, and no one is addressing it and holding these platforms accountable for information put out. FCC is a joke, even when it come to television and radio, and old men @ MS Capital and DC have no clue. And with AI coming fast, we are headed for a disaster!!! We are headed down a swamp hole, if we don't get a grasp on this.

Anonymous said...

Meanwhile, folks just sitting around like nothing happening.
It's freaking Subway people - get up and run the hell away before things get real!

Anonymous said...

@4:26 You ain't wrong

Anonymous said...

9:28 - You exhausted me just reading through that pile of bullshat.

Not only can you not maintain a train of thought and were bouncing off the walls of your padded room, but you also got most of it wrong.

Anonymous said...

Stupidity never takes the day off!! One of them will be back with a gun at some point, I'm sure..... Isn't that how a lot of folks settle things these days? On a different note, who raised these people?



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