Jackson Jambalaya

For once-just this once- it won't be Chokaway's fault.

If its brown, flush it down. If its yellow, let it mellow. Or wade out into the water and let it go, either way. Sorry the last part didn't rhyme, cause I can't make it every time.

how many people at the rez are brushing their teeth?

What is the deal with water and the Metro Jackson area?

Felder Rushing would tell those Rez folks that watering your lawn every other day is 6 times too many every 2 weeks. Without rain lawns need to be watered deeply only once every 2 weeks, if that.

Thorough watering once a week has kept my Augustine thick and green all through this hot drought. Every other day is excessive.

at 9:45 AM - You're not trying hard enough.

"wade out into the flow and let it go"
"wade out into the weeds and take a pee"
"wade out into the current and pass urine"

Thank you, thank you, ... I'll be here all week. ;)

Can we go ahead and start planning the annual celebration of this? Got a few scholars that would come.

Thank you so much 10:26. Was worried about the sleep I was going to lose over that.

That's right folks. Need to keep the Pearl with some flow to get that raw boo-boo going on it's trip to the coast.

All of my neighbors are watering their lawns. I’m not. I’m glad I haven’t had to mow mine in a month. I just do a bit of weed eating. I am certain it will burst back to life as soon as we have a few days of rain.

'Turn off the tap while brushing your teeth'...

Reminds me of the requirement to carry a bucket in your john boat with a LABEL affixed to it stating it's for TRASH. In case you get 'pulled over' you can assure the officer that you're not littering.

More of General Sigman's madness on parade. When will this clown retire from his cushy state-government PERS job?

reservoir regulations prohibit removing water out of the lake, yet every home located waterfront has a pump pulling water out of the lake and into a lawn sprinkler system.
this regulation is not enforced by the PRVWSD.

that why all water front properties have nice green lawns even during a period of prolonged drought.

the PRVWSD and their bozo police force are run right out of a chapter of alice in wonderland.

I wonder how many labels that say "trash" have become dislodged from wet buckets and thus, become a self fulfilling prophecy?

My favorite Sigman overreach is how he makes his Reservoir "Police" give you tickets for having your life jackets in a compartment. They think you have to have them on deck blowing around when the law clearly states otherwise over a 16' boat. The have gotten the name "Can't hackits pulling you over for life jackets". The "trash" bucket is comical. My livewell is my trash bucket. Their next move is to shut down the fishing below the spillway. They are incrementally moving that direction.

1:48...I carefully stenciled my label onto a white bucket in black paint. I know how picky General Sigman is.

Couple other suggestions to save water and time:
Pee in the shower.
Brush your teeth while you eat.

One flush per day per household-

Whenever John Sigman is mentioned, you can expect a Don Drane comment. Hahahaha. They must be old drinking buddies.

Same guy that shut the river and reservoir down from fishermen during covid but can't control one sandbar full of rednecks.

As a leasehold payer, I appreciate Don giving Sigman any and all the hell he so richly deserves.

3:42 - Wrong. I may the only one around these parts with the balls to attach my name to a General Sigman post. The guy is a disgrace to public employees and a horrible manager for our local area boating/fishing past-time. For some reason, he's got a burr under his saddle for anybody enjoying themselves on the state-owned Reservoir.

I had no idea he has LEO writing tickets for 'stowed' life jackets. The law requires that they be 'on board'. He doesn't get to write the law.

What we have here...Is the G.Gordon Liddy little-man syndrome.

reservoir regs prohibit drawing water out of the lake.

however every waterfront home has a water pump drawing water out of the lake and into a sprinkler system .

that's why the waterfront homes always have nice green lawns during a prolonged drought.

the regulations are unenforced.

Don Drane aint wrong bout Sigman

Like, what? If the rez-idents use too much then Jackson won’t have any water?

Anyone else notice the small red sign with white lettering on the chain link fence entrance to the city of Jackson's little water intake structure with the historical big hole in the roof on the spillway? It looks like the reservoir put that there to let the traveling public know "this ain't ours, this is Chowke's building"!