Monday, August 28, 2023

Solitaire, Anyone?

 The city of Clinton issued the following statement. 


This afternoon at approximately 2:21 pm, Trustmark, 203 Clinton Blvd., reported that a male wearing a dark suit coat and medical mask robbed one of the bank tellers. The suspect fled on foot across Clinton Blvd. to the Clinton Plaza Shopping Center parking lot and drove away in a vehicle believed to be a Buick SUV, gray/silver in color. An undisclosed amount of cash was taken during the robbery.

The Clinton Police Department is asking for any information pertaining to the identification of the suspect and/or vehicle. Please call 601-924-5252 or CRIMESTOPPERS @ 601-355-TIPS.








34 comments:

Anonymous said...

Lookie there. At least he’s aware of the masking for COVID.

Anonymous said...

And interrupted a good game of solitaire.

Anonymous said...

Boy I bet that video of a solitaire game is going to go over well with the employers.

Anonymous said...

Thought the Tater said no more masks.

Anonymous said...

Fashionable bank robber.

Anonymous said...

2:21 PM is not "approximately." Approximately would be 2:30 PM or 2:15 PM or even 2:20 PM.

Anonymous said...

Can’t get any attention in the drive thru, but tellers can play solitaire? That’s why I went to BankPLUS long time ago.

Anonymous said...

Dayum! Just as she was about to play that nine of hearts!

Anonymous said...

He just stole the sunglasses too. The plastic that holds the tag is still there. I really missed my calling as a detective.

Anonymous said...

Well if Trustmark let him walk in there wearing a turban, big sunglasses, and a mask I say they chock that one up as an L.

Anonymous said...

A real teller would have been playing GTA V.

Anonymous said...

i noticed solitare on the screen too. Maybe the teller was on break?

Anonymous said...

I don't see a play for the 9 of hearts, but the 3 of clubs can go uptown.

Oh...and, Jane later said that the part of Solitaire limited her career -- even though it broke her onto the international stage. She was OK in Somewhere in Time, but other than her constant paycheck with Dr. Quinn, I'm not sure what she expected from the rest of the crap she "starred" in...

Anonymous said...

"Well if Trustmark let him walk in there wearing a turban, big sunglasses, and a mask I say they chock that one up as an L."

What the hell do you mean by "if Trustmark let him walk in there..."? If they had challenged him, the ACLU would have had two floors of the Hilton rented out by noon Tuesday. And Rukia's Goon Squad would have all the Office Depot poster-board bought up before sundown.

Anonymous said...

I go to this Trustmark branch regularly - the robber was lucky to find a teller to rob - most call in sick on Mondays.

Anonymous said...

I never have an issue getting a MyTeller at the ATM.
That MyTeller was a brilliant move by Trustmark.

Anonymous said...

Is that Greedo?!

Anonymous said...

Trustmark Bank manager used to routinely great me by mae when I entered followed by a command to remove my eponymously named business hat I would be wearing.

Anonymous said...

When are ski masks and the combination of multiple articles of clothing that hide your identity going to be made illegal in Mississippi?

Anonymous said...

I'm glad no one was injured during the robbery.

But the little bank teller's solitaire game on her puter'... reminded me of what I've seen with more than a few Employment Security WIN Job center staff.



Anonymous said...

In the employee handbook, Trustmark may allow their tellers to play solitaire as long as they have a bank robber standing in front of them.

Anonymous said...

Are we sure this isn’t a woman? At first glance this person looks like a woman to me - especially with the small feet, shoe type and shoulder pads.

Anonymous said...

Her hair is in a turban to hide HER hairdo and that vehicle - not trying to be judgmental, but I’d think it to be a woman’s over a man’s. Just my conspiracy theories going wild .🥸

Anonymous said...

Was the robber white or black? We only noticed the description was a male.

Anonymous said...

Damnit Kanye! I thought we agreed you were going to stay in the limo?

Anonymous said...

Sorry, but gender identification is not allowed. Besides, it could've changed before, during, or after the robbery. Please use the appropriate pronoun.

Anonymous said...

11:36 and 11:56
If you blow up the pic I think you can see a beard behind the mask.

Anonymous said...

Geez, chill out. I have witnessed a USDJ playing solitaire during multiple trials. all day long. Is that a crime?

Anonymous said...

@ 11:21 AM - It should be. If your ass was on the line, would you want the USDJ playing PC games instead of paying attention and doing his/her job?

Anonymous said...

Clinton (Baby Jackson) is lost. Mayor needs to resign, maybe they can get someone with a brain back again.

Anonymous said...

11:48, the judge has already seated a jury, made decisions on admission of evidence, and heard openings. HE does not decide your fate; the jury does. He's babysitting lawyers and juries, and he can play a game if he wants. He's bored stiff and he IS doing his job at this stage.

There have been real world examples of a Canadian court where a member of a 3 judge panel was "caught" playing solitaire. The Breivik killer case (the world's worst mass bombing/killing) judge played solitaire, in the boredom. And none of these cases were overturned. Not even remotely relevant.

Hell, Oliver Wendell Holmes, Chief Justice, was fond of the game. It's a neural exercise and harmless during a long eight hour day of testimony he does not need to memorize. Get real.

Geezers grasping at their pearls over a simple human diversion. Cringe. Do you think some of them doodle? OMG.

Anonymous said...

2:54 PM - I'm not a "geezer" and it doesn't make it right in my eyes. He/She controls the courtroom. I don't give a fuck what has happened in Canada or in the past. Acceptance of failure is not your friend, nor is it something to be followed.

Anonymous said...

The comments at 2:54 are about as insane as suggesting umpires and referees should be allowed to play on their cell phones during games. After all, hell, they've flipped the coin and shook some hands...Play ball! Let the coaches handle it!

Anonymous said...

Is that the great swami?



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