Friday, August 25, 2023

Then They Came for Queen

 Yup.  Not even Queen and Freddie Mercury can escape cancel culture for this song.  The horror. 




Of course, a song about pulling a trigger and "now he's dead" is just fine for kids.  


17 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is more clickbait nonsense.
It’s being withheld from a single music platform targeting children.
And are you really surprised?
Violence in video games has been tolerated for decades but sex was a huge no-no until only very recently.

Anonymous said...

Gosh gosh gosh, much ado about nothing.

First, I am a fat bottomed woman and I enjoy this song….

No, I don’t think it needs to be on Yoto, a platform for kids birth to 12 yo.

But why are y’all complaining against canceling this song for a younger audience, but are ok with canceling drag queens? Either both are canceled or both are allowed.

Anonymous said...

Cue Shadow Robinson.

Anonymous said...

Sooo just give your kids the fing song if you just use this yotu app. If you don’t like a businesses product lineup then don’t buy it! Itll disappear if the product sucks you don’t have to whine and post about it on your blog. But I guess that’s how commercials work these days. Upset some snowflakes and all of a sudden your product is being advertised for free on a Jackson, ms blog.

Anonymous said...

Gotta think it thru before you post it Fishy, 9:01 makes a point and 9:14 is blasting you.

Anonymous said...

Wasn't a huge Queen fan (pre or post Freddie) but am familiar with a few of their songs, this being one of them. After all of these years, I am just now finding out that "fat bottomed women" were the lyrics to this song. As to the controversy as to what kids should see and hear, nothing surprises me anymore. I would think Yoto (never heard of it) can use any play list that they want. But I agree, there are much worse things that kids are exposed to that defies logic. I have an 8 year old granddaughter and I hope her parents keep a filter on what she can and can not see (the best they can).

Anonymous said...

Speaking of being cancelled, Roseanne Barr is back and putting out some great videos on YouTube.

Anonymous said...

When will these liberal do gooders save us from the female bashing, foul language, pro killing, anti-police hip hop and rap songs. My first graders knew the lyrics to some right raunchy songs.

Anonymous said...

Whether you like the song or not the band was one hell of a group and You can’t deny that. It sure didn’t offend anyone or at least they didn’t seem to be offended for 40+ years. Why all of a sudden has our society gotten to the point where some of us can see or smell a liberal walking down the street these days? What are the censors doing about rap music, you know the music that talks about killing cops, raping women, etc? On another note, I’ve seen skinny girls with big bottoms. They are pear shaped. It’s not a bad thing because everyone is different. It’s what makes us who we are. They weren’t making fun of fat bottomed girls they were pretty much glorifying them. How many times have you been in your car, heard their song and cranked that mother up all the way? I know I have many times. I’m 59 and still do.

Anonymous said...

@9:06

40 years ago a “fat bottomed girl” was 36x24x36 and today they are disgusting landwhales (like Shadow) who pretend they don’t care what you think. Deep down they know they are absolutely repulsive and they are obsessed with fat acceptance.

Reminder that the other lyrics of the song mentions riding bicycles and so did the original album cover display a beauty with a healthy weight on her bicycle. Imagine an obese gremlin like Shadow trying to ride a bike 🤣

Anonymous said...

Gotta think it thru before you post it Fishy, 9:01 makes a point and 9:14 is blasting you.

So what? Which one are you, 9:01 or 9:14?

Anonymous said...

Lighten up guys, KF don't have kids and given the recent repetitive requests for donation, you're all he's got.

Anonymous said...

9:33 for the WIN!!!

Burke said...

What 12:52 said.

Anonymous said...

9:33 and 12:52…I’m 9:06 poster. Don’t I get a little credit? Just kidding, Anyway, we didn’t give a rats ass that Freddie was gay. Nobody could sing like him and no one still can’t. It’s terrible what the cancel culture is doing to society. Only once in a lifetime a voice like that comes along. Let’s hoist a mug of ale and remember the good days. After all, memories are all that’s left because these days there ain’t no talent.

Anonymous said...

Replace with a song from NWA’s Greatest Hits
Kids will love it!

Anonymous said...

@5:30 PM

I think every impressionable suburban preteen girl should be enriched by hearing Anaconda by Niki Minaj.



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