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Coach Prime can’t stand Booty Paper

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26 comments:

Anonymous said...

Teaching the basics many of the them never heard at home growing up. Accountability matters.

Anonymous said...

“Treat the toilet like your mama got next” is brilliant and applies to any place you leave or thing you use.

Anonymous said...

By all means…this is something that shouldn’t have to be taught to you by your coach. I have to admit that I’m impressed that he didn’t use vulgarities. That I’m itself shows that he has constraint. Again, he isn’t the one at this point in these young peoples lives that needs to be teaching them this. I have to hand it to him he handles it very well.

Anonymous said...

Do the little things well. That's something a good coach teaches.

Anonymous said...

Good for him!

Anonymous said...

Point well made. I concur.

Anonymous said...

I remember John Wooden would teach his players the correct way to tie their shoes. He explained the importance by letting them know it could potentially save the team a much needed time-out for use late in a close game. The little things matter.Personally I don't think this is a little thing.

Anonymous said...

As you know Kingfish, I did the exact same thing at a gas station bathroom maybe 30 minutes before you posted this. Sick and racist. Trust.

Anonymous said...

Jackson State University. #TheeILove

Anonymous said...

Little Richard.

Anonymous said...

It's part of being a teammate. Respecting the other guy. It's a small thing but it can piss you off big time. Nip it in the bud. Good call.

Anonymous said...

He sounds like a collegial stokes. Just take care your sh-t!

Anonymous said...

Coaching is about more than just winning a bunch of football games....but he still better win a bunch of football games!

Anonymous said...

Daddy Ball Deion!

Anonymous said...

Well, Coach Prime needs to give that speech to some folks a lot older than those college kids. I work in a 'professional' office building, and we deal with the same kind of stuff. I've never seen a group of so-called grown-ups with worse bathroom habits than the group I work with. It's fuckin' sad and pathetic.

Anonymous said...

Coach Prime knows that half of his team piss on seats and on the floor on purpose. The same boys would spit in your food at Burger King in Byram Ms.

Anonymous said...

I am disappointed that any United States citizen would support or post the communist Chinese owned Tik Tok.

Anonymous said...

Imagine if Jackson had a Mayor even 1/10th as focused on the basics as Prime.

Anonymous said...

I had no clue some folks called toilet paper "booty paper".



Anonymous said...

Coach Prime is going to be one of the best reps for Jackson ever!

Anonymous said...

It's not clear to me, from the video. Are football players taking dumps in urinals? Are players pissing on the floor and wall at the urinal and Coach is suggesting their mama will be next to use the urinal? How that gonna work?

Anonymous said...

7:39 : You are correct.

Anonymous said...

@ April 11, 2022 at 9:40 AM

Not a thread of backing for your comment, but had to post negativity anyway. Try to make a better contribution in the future, and have a nice day.

Anonymous said...

I actually agree with 12:58's sentiment, that Byram BK has nothing do with this and is just being negative.

However, your request for a "better contribution" hopefully does not imply blind positivity and acceptance of these inexcusable behaviors.

I don't know what exactly you want the rest of us to "contribute" that will make parents raise better kids, but god bless Prime for trying.

Anonymous said...

Reminds me of the 811 commercial.

Class! THIS is a shovel!

Anonymous said...

Wonder if it "smell like boo boo"?



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