Tuesday, January 18, 2022

How 'Bout Them Cowboys?

 Needless to say, Stephen A. was funny yesterday.  Well, funny to the whole country unless you live in Dallas, right, Howard? 

Lets see, all these $100+ million players.  Zeke runs only 12 times.  Lamb gets one catch for 21 yards. Dak shows why he is a good but not great qb.  53%. Handing the ball to the center, blocking the ref? Really? 14 penalties.  Draws up the middle with 14 seconds to play with no timeouts? And the list goes on and on.  Time to put on a black hat and smoke a Cuban.  


Momma Got A Double Wide - Daddy Got A Truck said...

Don't watch football and am yet to hear who won. Certainly not covered in this thread. Mullen taught him the 'draw up the middle strategy' that never produced.

Anonymous said...

First off, SAS is a fully vaxxed asshole who got really sick with a bad flu and LIED to his audience with the claim it was Covid. Second, I hate the Cowboys and at the end of the day there were two huge errors in that game by the same ref that halted their chances of maybe tying the game at the end. The big one at the end ? The REF was 20 yards behind the play and should have been in position to spot the ball so it could be grounded. Cost the Cowboys at least 2 seconds due to his fail. I had no stake in the game.

Anonymous said...

Dak’s contract will hamstring the cowboys for his entire career. It’s hilarious how easily he fooled Jerry into giving it to him.

Anonymous said...

The NFL will simply allow the Cowboys to get more players and pay them under the table until they have overwhelming talent enough to win a Super Bowl. All the owners especially the inept ones who run hopeless organizations will make even more t.v. money. And that's the name of the game, right?

How bout them Cowboys? !!!

Anonymous said...

The Cowboys will be doomed as long as Jerry Jones is owner, and he probably will own the team until he dies. With new ownerships, perhaps they can win the big game.

Anonymous said...

Oh, you're talking about a "shitty" football team and players.....

Thought you were talking about the movie "The Cowboys", something actually worth watching!

My bad....

Anonymous said...

The Cowboys had 55 additional minutes to pull off a win.

Anonymous said...

The Cowboys will never be anything other than a poorly managed money pit as long as Jerry Jones is alive, and it may continue after he's gone if his family doesn't get somebody to run the team who actually knows how. Jimmy Johnson had positioned the Cowboys to be an earlier version of the Patriots Super Bowl run and Jerry's ego simply wouldn't allow the credit to go where it rightly did, with the one who actually built the team and ran it. As for Dak, he seems like a nice guy, and it would be great to see him do well, but he'll never be the quarterback it takes to win at the very highest level, no matter how many players you surround him with.

Anonymous said...

I wish Dak well, but granted he has some maturing to do. The QB draw was a stupid call, made by the coaches. And, then there's that 49er defense that shutdown one of the higher-scoring offenses in the league.

Anonymous said...

Why are seemingly 90% of the commenters here so bitter?

Anonymous said...

11:33 : Sounds like something I would hear on a certain FM sports show.....even when there was clear ref botchfest. You simply will not acknowledge the fact. 55 minutes...55 seconds or 5 . Dallas got screwed out of 3 seconds and a final play because the ref was 20 yards behind the play thumbing his ass.

Anonymous said...

@1:22 spoken like a true Cowboy fan. Y'all always have some excuses

Anonymous said...


Anonymous said...

Prescott getting paid. If the Cowboys never win a Super Bowl whole he’s the QB he still would’ve gotten paid. Y’all still thinking it’s all about a football game. Boring. Simpletons.

Anonymous said...

You’ve never played sports. I can tell. No one can fool an owner into giving him millions and millions of dollars. If asking, you sound like a fool.

Anonymous said...

Dak this, Dak that.
Get off Dak’s nuts.
From this moment forward, it’s no longer “deez nuts.” At this point, it’s daaaaak’s nuts.

Anonymous said...

In some ways it is appropriate that they claimed the title "America's Team". We need help.

Anonymous said...

Pure comedy.

Kingfish said...

Dallas didn't get screwed. Dak handed the ball to the center instead of ref. Center moved the ball up a yard so ref had to spot the ball. It was the Cowboys who called the stupid draw with no timeouts.

Anonymous said...

Watch four years of MSU replays and make notes on the number of draw-up-the-middle plays Mullen instructed Prescott to call....when it was pure stupidity to do so. At least THREE per game times however many games had him under center.

Gotta keep them outside linebackers honest, right? Wrong.

Anonymous said...

I just saw a video of a press conference in which the classless, stupid, arrogant, POS coach and his quarterback tried to shift the blame for their bonehead play on the referee who had to spot the ball. These buffoons called a quarterback draw play instead of throwing to the sidelines to stop the clock with no time outs hoping, that's right, praying everything would turn out all right before time ran out. They say they were trying to set up for the last play. In the same amount of time they could have run 3 plays if they were a professional football team and not a carnival sideshow.

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