Tuesday, January 4, 2022

Coach Prime Don't Play

 It's never a good idea to blow off the Coach. 

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

Prime demands excellence and that is a good thing. Didn't win the Bowl no disputing that he sure as heck turned that team around. JSU needs to move to FBS.

Anonymous said...

Coach Prime has got it going on!! Every kid and most adults, including me sometimes, need to be hollered at like that. Cell phones have just about ruined civilized society, and they will before it's all over. They are to this century what cigarettes were to the 20th century. As an almost 50 year old, cell phones have NOT made life better, and of course, that's just one person's opinion.

Anonymous said...

A generation literally ADDICTED to using smart phones. They are unable to just sit still without looking at their phones. If they can't find their phones they have a panic attack.

Anonymous said...

I am happy for Prime and hope JSU has continued success.

Since so many Jackson youths clearly don't respect authority in general, I propose the city might want to hire a few formerly successful athletes to scream at residents too.

Not much to lose, eh Murder Capital?



Anonymous said...

USM should have hired Coach Prime when it had a chance. Brett Favre and others were pushing USM to hire him. His hiring would have added a lot of interest to their football program.

Anonymous said...

Smell a troll at 9:18. Nevertheless, Deon coming to JSU; Aflac commercials; FSU recruit. These things don't just happen. It's pretty clear the NCAA has plans for JSU.

Anonymous said...

prime big mad about kids prank knocking on his kids house

Anonymous said...

I think Coach's secret is that he acts like an actual father figure to people that have possibly never had a positive male role model in their lives. Teaching personal responsibility and self ownership is a powerful thing on the field and off as well. Anybody can build a football team, he is building a team of men.

Anonymous said...

During our Thanksgiving gathering l told our guests to put the phones down and talk to each other. Then I told the 21 year olds and under to go to the den or outside. Don’t need to be in grown folks conversations!

None of them were on call or emergency room doctors!

Anonymous said...

Proud of Coach Prime and all he has done for the JSU Program. Along with disciplining his players, he gives them love and shows affection when its warranted, something truly missing nowadays.

Anonymous said...

What will coach do in a month or so once 5G starts ? His guys will just turn themselves on . If you have the nano tech smart watch from Apple.

Anonymous said...

"A generation literally ADDICTED to using smart phones."

Not "A" generation... ALL generations. I'm not sure if you've looked around recently, but the phone addiction is as strong for my mom as it is for her grandkids.

Anonymous said...

Deion’s fragile ego on display again, wait until these kids figure out that it’s all about Daddy Ball!

Anonymous said...

He may be bored with coaching in a couple more years. Hopefully, he'll launch into politics after that by running for an elected office. Mayor Prime of Jackson, MS has a nice ring to it...

Anonymous said...

Leadership is rare in Hinds County. Hopefully it isn’t too late to pay off.

Anonymous said...

"He may be bored with coaching in a couple more years. Hopefully, he'll launch into politics after that by running for an elected office. Mayor Prime of Jackson, MS has a nice ring to it..."

That's interesting. He's obviously got no issues with "white flight"
(see the Aflac Duck) and with a strategy from Nick Saban, Jackson might be saved after all!

Anonymous said...

Deion would be good. He could call out all the wannabe politicians in charge. They’re all dumbass posers.

Anonymous said...

I'm gonna use that as my ringtone.

Anonymous said...

Coach Prime as Mayor is a stretch folks. And not even he could save this place. It's over.

Anonymous said...

Sure it’s a stretch, but who would’ve ever conceived the notion of Jackson and Hinds County, Mississippi being led by such ill qualified individuals that hold offices, today. They have no idea how to handle business. It’s all about being able strut around and feel powerful on Sundays.

Anonymous said...

I am so tired of people using cell phones while driving. The signs of this are not keeping up with the flow of traffic, changing 2 or more lanes right before a left hand turn, failure to go when the light turns green etc. All of our car insurance rates are going up because of cell phone use caused accidents. A scientific study showed that drivers using cell phones are just as impaired as drunk drivers. And now we have people driving stoned from pot use. Let's all get cell phone blocking devices!

Anonymous said...

Deion and Chockwe both talk big talk. Only one of them backs it up. And, no, this isn’t a guessing game. Just listen to the Mayor talk about any given pressing issue. Once you unpack what he said, which btw doesn’t take long, you find one of 2 things: 1. absolutely nothing. 2. the same tired excuse

Anonymous said...

Compare the photo of Deion in white leggins with an image of coach Landry of the Dallas Cowboys. Now Landry was a maker of men, a disciplinarian, a role model and gentleman who fostered pride in appearance and conduct.



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