Tuesday, September 15, 2020

FIGJAM!!!

Carlos the Clown is BACK! (Said in that movie guy voice.).  The Magnolia Bar Association maintains a listserv for its members.  The Clown was just elected President of the National Bar Association.  NBA is the largest association for black lawyers.  Check out this exchange between Carlos the Clown and the Magnolia leadership on the listserv:


When will the Magnolia Bar reimburse me the $300 I paid to the NBA on behalf of the Mag Bar? I have tried reaching out to you, Al Rhodes, and Jimmy Wilkins, the treasurer. Please advise. My mailing address is below.

Carlos Moore
President-Elect
National Bar Association


 Carlos, 

I cannot speak for Al or Jimmy, but I know I have not received a missed call from you.  Just as you sent me an immature text message regarding your NBA victory, you could have done the same today. However, in true Carlos Moore fashion, you are sending me a request for reimbursement via the listserv. This is not what the listserv is for. I have been silent regarding how you've handled things on this platform. No longer will I allow you to disrespect this organization, the board or this platform. There is a time and place for everything. Any issue you have with me personally deserves a phone call. For future references you can reach me in one of the following ways:...
 
Congratulations on your victory. I pray that this is not an indication of how you plan to handle business affairs as President of the NBA. Members, I truly apologize that you are receiving this email. I pray that you continue to remain safe and vigilant.

Best regards,
RaToya
 
 
RaToya,

I will not speak with you. You can speak with my Chief of Staff, my Chief Counsel, or my NBA General Counsel Designee, all of which are copied. I will expect a full refund before COB on Friday. Otherwise Hinds County Justice or County Court will be considered. Have I made myself clear? I trust that I have. 

Carlos E. Moore, Esq. Managing Partner
The Cochran Firm - Mississippi Delta
 
 
Kingfish note: FIGJAM!!!
 
 

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

A few weeks ago when I saw Carlos had been elected to this position I had to double check and be sure this was the same Carlos. This organization has no clue what they have gotten themselves into. Maybe they are starting to realize the mistake they made. What a loser Carlos is, and a greedy bastard at that!

Anonymous said...

Never heard of the Nat'l Bar Assn., but if Carlos has been voted on and selected by the membership, it's a f--k up.

As Don Imus once said "Some people should just kill themselves".

Anonymous said...

How about a go fund me page for Ra Toya to raise funds to tell Carlos to kiss everyone's ....
So Carlos Moore is going to successfully sue somebody!! LMAO

Anonymous said...

" you sent me an immature text message regarding your NBA victory, you could have done the same today. However, in true Carlos Moore fashion,"

Belly laughing right now !

I was wrong.

I figured it would be at least a couple of more weeks before Carlos and Ra Toya "got into it".

Anonymous said...

He'll be put forward by Bennie for a USDJ slot sure as hell. Biden's "AA Outreach" guy is from Grenada.


Y'all laugh, but Sleepy Joe will kneel and kiss Carlos' behind for a win.

And they CLEARLY are grooming him to make Carlton the Activist look like Jim Eastland by comparison.

anonamouse said...

Why has this "learned barrister" not been disbarred?

Anonymous said...

Carlos posted on LinkedIn Sunday that he was going to church. Guess he didn't learn much when he did.

Anonymous said...

Will they hold their annual convention in Paris? That seems to be the trend in these parts.

Anonymous said...

5:54, good question. It’s telling that the Magnolia Bar Association did not endorse Moore for the National Bar Association position. While some individual black attorneys supported Moore, the legal organization of his people did not. Could it be his people have a better understanding than the Mississippi Bar as to just how big a clown he is? And for you Judge Reeves bashers, Reeves has sanctioned Moore.

The guy is either Kanye, i mean Jesus, or the white bar might want to pay attention to the black bar and judiciary on this one.

Anonymous said...

What a total douche. Never met the man but it is "totally clear" how high his opinion, of himself, is.

He must need the 3 Benjamins to pay rent.

Anonymous said...

Carlos:
I know you will read this. You brag about your settlements. I real rainmaker doesn't worry about three c-notes.
Signed,
Someone who wipes with c-notes

Anonymous said...

GO RaToya! Great to see people standing up to this moron who can't help but embarrass himself and every other lawyer in the state.

Imagine replying to someone and saying "I will not speak to you." Hey, guess what? YOU AREN'T THAT IMPORTANT BUB.

Anonymous said...

"You can speak with my Chief of Staff, my Chief Counsel, or my NBA General Counsel Designee" What a giant douche.

I'm sure black attorneys frown on this guy even more than white attorneys. After all, he presumes to speak for all black people (and none of the white). I can't believe The Cochran Firm still allows its name be associated with this clown.

Anonymous said...

If the National Bar Association is for predominantly black attorney’s, is the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association for whites? Signed: Hon. Garth Brooks Esq.

Anonymous said...

This is so jacked on so many levels. Y’all better have some articles of impeachment written up for what he’s gonna do to y’all just for his “fame”.

Anonymous said...

Did the Magnolia ask him to pay the $300? No.

Go screw yourself, Carlie!!

Anonymous said...

@10:03 PM, LAME.

Anonymous said...

Cochran firm...dealt with them before. The clown fits in with all the rest of the hucksters and jivers.

Anonymous said...

This should be fun to watch, and, unfortunately for the people of the Delta and Jackson, bad news.

I expect that when Mr. Thompson decides to retire we will see a race between Mr. Lumumba and Mr. Moore (and maybe Mr. Espy?)

Mr. Lumumba has shown his ineptitude for the executive branch, I suppose he is more suited to a legislative position. To paraphrase Alex from Clockwork Orange: . . . "thinking is for the gloopy ones and . . . the oomny ones . . .like inspiration and what Bog sends."

Anonymous said...

@11:35
Yikes! What manner of boomer posts slang quotes from A Clockwork Orange in 2020 and thinks they are intellectually relevant?

Anonymous said...

Tal "Elvis " Braddock advertises he is a partner with the Cochran firm. Carlos is in good company.

Anonymous said...

It is called notoriety. Carlos has become the biggest name among black lawyers in the state. It matters not how he got that way. Like Hollywood, in the legal profession, all publicity is good publicity. So lawyers outside the state are just like the ignorant masses instate...all they know is the name they have heard. The best layers quietly go about their business known mostly to local legal insiders. Carlos will make sure you know his name. As long as he is not disbarred he will continue to clown and get attention. The clown gets the attention. Just remember, he's not the only one.

Anonymous said...

He must be a bad ass, prominent, attorney. He is nearly crying to get $300.
reimbursed. Hahaha. Douche

Anonymous said...

Reminds me of three years ago when Guvnah Bryant was elected, by a body of peers, to lead some sort of national education group whilst Mississippi remains the educational laughing stock of the country.

Next up, whoever designed the Hinds County Penal Facility to be awarded the National Architecture Society's construction project of the decade.



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