Thursday, March 12, 2020

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This video might be a lesson in how not to fight the Wuhan Virus.



29 comments:

Anonymous said...

Lol bless their hearts! I mean them no I’ll will but I do have to laugh.

Anonymous said...

No wonder the stock market is tanking.

Louis LeFleur said...

Within a week I bet we have a Jacksonian who out does that Memphian with the home made "Haz-Mat" suit. Any takers?

It's the Trump Virus!!! said...

Wuhan Virus? SERIOUSLY? You aren't even trying to hide your racism anymore! Are you, KKKingfish?

InsertSarcasmHere said...

Natural selection. Bless their hearts.....

Anonymous said...

It is funny. And stupid.

What we all have to realize is that 30-70% of the population will come into contact with the virus. And that includes all of Jackson and surrounding areas. The current CDC plans are to minimize the rapidity of spread. It is eventually coming to everyone's home.

By minimizing the spread now, we are not avoiding the infection. We are only delaying it. It is so that we don't overwhelm (suddenly) our ability to care for the many (1-2%) who will die.

And it is buying the. Most respiratory viruses (for reasons we don't know) markedly diminish in summer months. So we are buying time to minimize the deaths.

What is uncertain is whether this virus will not tolerate summer and our risk declines.

Anonymous said...

Do you prefer Honk Kong Fluey?

Anonymous said...

8:13, I can guarantee you these people aren't the ones causing the stock market to tank.

8:17 yes, it is the Wuhan Virus. That is where it originates. Should we call it the Commie Cough?

Anonymous said...

@ 8:17 AM -- What is racist about labeling a virus that originated in the city of Wuhan, the "Wuhan Virus"? Turn off MSNBC, keep stroking your emotional support animal, and leave the conversation to the adults.

Anonymous said...

8:17 AM
If you tell the truth you are a racist?
If you mention another country you are racist.
Truth is 8:17 AM You are a bigger hater than the most infamous KKK leader.
This virus came from China & started in Wuhan marketplace.
Fun Fact.
There's a Chinese military germ warfare facility 4 blocks from the market!
Your logic It's the Trump Virus!!! 8:17 AM is we are all racist against Mexicans because it called the Coronavirus. Hence, the term used when drinking a Corona Beer!
HaHaHaHa! Lord save me from stupid people.

Anonymous said...

And the German Measles is racist and anti-Germanic. Good heavens!

Anonymous said...

Historically, where a virus is first identified is not always where it originated.
That is one of many reasons, a virus is given an identifying name unrelated to it's location of discovery.
But, if it helps you to reinforce your notions of exceptionalism and superiority so you won't feel like a loser, carry on.

The KingFish Virus said...

"Kingfish" You maligned the cruise industry by calling The Love Boat, The Bug Boat. I will never talk to you again. I'm breaking off this relationship!

exjxnres said...

https://www.salandphils.com/

exjxnres said...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4G1LTpm1pkw

Watch this video...

Anonymous said...

Drudge links to articles reporting that both Iran and China claims this virus was a joint CIA/Mossad operation. China is demanding Washington answer some questions. It is very plausible. It might explain the rapid spread in Iran.
Better name for this would be Goyim Flu.

Bill Dees said...

@10:08 AM Well said.

Cynical Sam (is back) said...

Can't have "yellow" fever.
No more "Hong Kong" flu.
No more "polio," because it sounds too much like Polish.

Anonymous said...

and yet again....8:17am reminds us all why Trump is president and why he will be re-elected in the fall.

Aisle B Bach said...

Well...when the mathematically challenged bag counter discovers that she can better secure her bags by tying them off and wrapping them with duct tape, she won't have to worry about the virus any longer....

Kingfish said...

The readers trying to post anti-Semitic crap can take it and shove it up their collective asses.

Anonymous said...

@10:35 Cynical Sam
Yellow fever is so named because it causes jaundice. Has nothing to do with racial stereotypes. It was brought via slave ships to the colonies and spread like wildfire killing a million whites. People of African descent barely noticed a cold.

But dont let facts or truth get in the way of your ignorant bigoted justifications.

Kingfish said...

If I were Cowboy Maloney's, I would look at having a massive Tv sale while everyone is forced home.

Anonymous said...

@Kingfish
24 months same as Cash with 0% interest. Buying from Cowboy-Maloney is how you get quality furniture and appliances with FREE MONEY!

Anonymous said...

Right Kingfish. Let's all go to the Cowboy Maloney's right next to Jackson's biggest Chinese Wet Market! We can stop in for some live frogs and eels!

Anonymous said...

Hey Kingfish, you gave a local jewelry store owner on High Street a great new marketing plan.

I can see/hear the ads now:

"We'll close at 6 pm on Christmas Eve, but we'll stay open until the last customer leaves. I bought out an inventory from a Woo Han store last March, and I can sell it to you at fifty cents above cost".

Anonymous said...

We can stop in for some live frogs and eels!

My person favorite!

Anonymous said...

I hope the OB/GYN wards are ready for 10-14 months from now. If couples don't kill each other off after 3 weeks in quarantine. CoronaBoomers.

TheClintonscantsuicideusall said...

Waiting for the crime spike. We gonna need a bigger calculator.


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