Wednesday, March 18, 2020

Mississippi: 34, Hinds: 6, Madison: 1

Update (2:40 PM): UMC said a nurse contracted the virus. 

The Mississippi State Department of Health reported 34 cases of Wuhan Virus.







MRA sent this email to parents Monday.



30 comments:

Anonymous said...

I still see people out going into stores which is very very risky. People should only do essential shopping right now.

Anonymous said...

@11:46
Wendy's is serving breakfast again. I will spend my last days on this earth enjoying it every morning. Every fast food joint has an open drive through. I've got masks.

Anonymous said...

How in the hell are you seeing all these people 11:46 is you are only doing essential shopping?

Nanny state yourself.

Anonymous said...

Rankin County Holding strong! Just doing redneck stuff catching and killing dinner.

Anonymous said...

Out in California neighbors are calling 911 when they hear other neighbors cough and sneeze. If that sort of tattle tale bullshit starts happening here I'm going to fake cough my brains out. I might even drive over and fake cough on the sidewalks of the Fondren.

TheClintonscantsuicideusall said...

Jesus H Christ. What will we do with a real problem.

Anonymous said...

Still an absolute nothing burger. How many have died of influenza in the same amount of time? I'm betting triple the numbers.

And Trump, to little too late, has completely caved to the Democrats. What a disgrace.

Anonymous said...

11:54, glad you have masks, and also glad that you fall for the concept that the mask will be of benefit.

Surgical masks are designed to prevent the 'outflow' of air from the wearer's mouth - they do little if anything to prevent the 'inflow'.

Even if your mask did help, the transmission of COVID is not limited to the air one breathes, but is more often transmitted from person to person on surfaces.

So - enjoy your breakfast, eating in at Wendys. If that's what floats your boat have at it. For myself, I would have passed up the opportunity anyway without the COVID issue.

Anonymous said...

Wendy’s breakfast isn’t even very good. It’s overpriced crap. You can have all of it.

Anonymous said...

12:59 has the palette of a kindergartener. You going to tell how McDonald's is so much better? Wendy's and Whataburger both use a fresh cracked egg and real quality sausage. It makes a big difference.

Anonymous said...

Can someone explain WAPT's story on a Rankin County woman with COVID19? If she tested positive and resides in Rankin, MSDH would report a positive case in Rankin. It makes me wonder if this is poor reporting on the part of WAPT or if this woman jumped the gun on telling people and actually tested negative.

Anonymous said...

I never knew Wendy's to have breakfast. What in the world do they serve. Popeyes, fifteen years ago, had the best breakfast in town and no tables for octogenarians (the discount coffee crowd) drooling and pointing at women.

Louis LeFleur said...

It's going to get worse before it gets better. We'll be like Europe soon enough. Shoot, in Germany they're stocking up on sausages and cheeses. It's a Wurst Käse scenario!

A ring lady said...

I went to a necessary doc appt. this morning. Was asked a lot of questions, particularly had I traveled in the last 14 days. Made me wonder. What about all of the physicians who have been on spring break with their families? Wouldn't they be needing to self quarantine too? Scary

Anonymous said...

12:54 can you please identify yourself with a sign or something On your person so I can identify you and keep my distance during this horrible pandemic! I bet you also thought Obama was coming for your guns too! lol

Anonymous said...

Let all the healthy people get it. Get over it. And move on.

Anonymous said...

How did I did I know I could come here for yet another hoax theory. Y’all are so dang dumb. Yes, influenza kills a lot of people, and we spend billions to fight it. It constantly evolves and evades a longterm vaccine, and it’s been a reality since time immemorial. It’s a horrible fact of life. Meanwhile the Corona virus is brand new, deadlier than the flu, and with no known treatments or vaccines. The hope is we can prevent it from being yet another horrible fact of life.

Have you ever seen a case of viral pneumonia? If you haven’t then shut up and keep your poorly informed opinion to yourself. There’s more to life than bidness and baby Jesus you dang morons.

Anonymous said...

Translation: The immediate family has it.

Anonymous said...

Y'all realize if this goes more than two weeks, people will just not care and go back to work = Business as usual. Everyone do what you would normally do if you had the flu. Live, life, love. Just please calm down.

TheClintonscantsuicideusall said...

Remember, we all die.

Anonymous said...

@3:50
It's Live, Laugh, Love and the first sign you are dealing with serious baggage.

Anonymous said...

I'm proud that Rankin Rankin County has remained virus free. This is probably attributed to our prayer and devotion.
#RankinStrong
#RankinFirst

Anonymous said...

I see the flu comparing idiots are out in force today.

Unknown said...

@march 18 @12:54

Right now H1N1 comparable deaths as of day 68, global, not US:

H1N1 Deaths: 263
COVID19 Deaths: 7969

But it’s “just the flu”

Anonymous said...

Might want to check those stats. The link below is from the CDC and is only for the US.

https://www.cdc.gov/flu/weekly/index.htm

Anonymous said...

Rankin County, if only you knew.

Anonymous said...

McDonald’s has fresh eggs, as well. All you gotta do is ask for them. Pretty good stuff. I’ve never had breakfast from Wendy’s, so I can make a comparison.

Anonymous said...

Next week it will be 300, maybe then People will understand. It was never a hoax,it's not going to be contained and we are totally unprepared.

Anonymous said...

These numbers are either low, or they are more than 24hrs late on posting results.

Anonymous said...

Wait... “Termie”?? wtf



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