Jackson Jambalaya

I loved the parody, great job. But the underlying issue is China (communism at its best) hid the issue too long and we still don’t know how many of their people have died from it. No way is this Trump’s problem. Just think how many people come across an unprotected border each day south of us. And it’s of nationalities and races. We didn’t have a climate change issue...we have a world population issue. And NO, we are tired of taking care of the world. We give most of these countries money and lots of it except China since they are very good at industrial espionage, scams and anything else that would equate to hurting us. Who is to say they didn’t concoct this virus to do exactly what is happening now with the global markets?

Not funny, just like Stephen Colbert.

@5:16 AM - True. It's a little early for this considering that a passenger just died. Colbert is a not funny.

Love Colbert. He is hilarious.

@11:54
The only genuinely funny thing Stephen Colbert ever did was voice Phil Ken Sebben on Adult Swim's Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law.

Tater could do a better Job than Trump handling this.

1:04, a literal child could do a better job. Leaders in third world countries have done better jobs. If his willful ignorance and denial doesn't wake up his cult then they are completely lost.

Rush Limbaugh is literally dying of lung cancer so why would he care if the rest of the world dies in a pandemic?

Thanks @12:21 for reminding me about Phil Ken Sebben and Harvey Birdman. I never imagined that I would have nostalgic feelings for the George W. Bush years. Reminded me of when Adult Swim was actually good.

Well, as a fan of the show in my teens, that was pretty funny if you aren't living it out. I can't imagine what a mess it is for those stuck on ships or in other countries. On a closer to home note, my kids (doctors, med. students) have twice been told by a respected colleague that there are several reported confirmed cases here. I sure hope that is just a rumor as if they are in Jackson, we should be told. The people who made the statements are solid....

@6:30
Our anecdotal evidence aside (my dad actually works for the CDC)
It's been everywere for at least 10 weeks. That's just how mild it is. Unless you share the vulnerable phenotypes, or you are old and weak,you will have suffered worse cases of influenza in the past.

@1:57- please enlighten us. Exactly WHAT should Trump be doing about corona virus that he has not done? Please quote experts and identify those experts.

I prefer the Dos Equis Virus.

Trump is being played by China with the virus, they probably have vaccine and have threatened to withhold ingredients for other medications. Putin on the other hand is putting it to Shale Oil producers by refusing to go along with production cuts. Meanwhile Trump cries about the Media and Democrats not liking him. Why can't he see who his real foes are?

@10:55, consider having yourself tested. Delusions such as yours can be caused by fever.

THE 8 LARGEST DOW JONES DROPS IN HISTORY.

1. Trump, 3/9/20: -2,014
2. Trump, 2/27/20: -1,191
3. Trump, 2/5/18: -1,175
4. Trump, 2/8/18: -1,032
5. Trump, 2/24/20: -1,031
6. Trump, 2/25/20: -879
7. Trump, 10/10/18: -831
8. Trump, 8/14/19: -800

If anyone can't see the humor in that, they must have the anal virus. LOL.

@6:30pm I believe the virus is already here but cases haven't been either reported or confirmed. I'm certainly not in a panic about it, but I'm doing what I can to keep from catching it.

7:38am....and the Dow now is basically right where it was at the end of the day on the first date you listed.....which is about 4400 points higher than the day he took office. He has dealt with being unjustly impeached. The libs and dems have tried to talk us into a recession since he came to office. As you pointed out, he SURVIVED AND THRIVED through the 8 worse drops in history (that happened through no action of his)....and the market is still up 4400 points. Bounce out of here with that bullshit. Any way you cut it, you are full of it and throwing out red herrings, which of course is par for the course with your ilk.

The 8 largest jumps in market history have also occurred under Trump.

Sometimes, I forget just how dumb these people are. Their biggest mistake is how they assume they are so much smarter than everyone else. They are so damn smart that Trump has literally outflanked them at every single turn they have made. He just keeps plugging along, and they just keep assuring his re-election. Thanks dims!