Wednesday, January 15, 2020

Rednecks Gonna Redneck

It appears Bad Boy Democrat Jamie Franks got into some trouble.   The former Mississippi Leftenent Governor candidate, Democratic Party Chairman, and former State Representative got himself arrested Tuesday morning.  The Northeast Mississippi Daily Journal reported:

The chairman of the Lee County Democratic Party was arrested early Tuesday morning at his house and charged with disorderly conduct and resisting arrest.

According to Lee County Sheriff Jim Johnson, deputies were dispatched to the County Road 1310 Mooreville residence of James “Jamie” Franks, 47, at 1:16 a.m. Jan, 14. The teen male who called 911 said three adults had been drinking and he was afraid what was going to happen.
“Deputies made contact with the (woman and two men) and it was clear that all three were heavily intoxicated,” Johnson said. While deputies were talking with the three, the two men got into a verbal altercation and refused orders to calm down.
Johnson said Franks got in the face of a deputy, began cursing and chest bumped the deputy. While attempting to gain control of Franks, a deputy was injured. (KF: It is not known if Mr. Franks said "Do you know who I am?")... Rest of article.  
Then there is the matter of that picture from the Jim Hood fund-raiser at a local restaurant shortly before the November election.

Franks is not the only political celebrity who got in trouble with the law this week.  Former Ocean Springs Mayor Connie Moran got in some trouble herself this week:

Former Ocean Springs mayor Connie Moran was found laying in the street near her Washington Avenue home late Monday night, intoxicated and unable to stand.

After refusing medical treatment, Moran was taken into custody, charged with public drunk.

According to the police incident report obtained by The Mississippi Press, Ocean Springs patrolman Howard Rhodes was southbound on Washington Avenue at about 11:48 p.m. when he spotted “a white female laying on her back in the southbound lane. I got out to check on the female, later identified as Connie Moran, and observed she was intoxicated and unable to stand.” Rest of article.

Then there is this little pic taken at a Jim Hood fundraiser a week or two before the November election. 


Anonymous said...

Love how the Daily Journal article leaves out the fact that the third party involved, and with who Franks was in an argument with before deputies arrived was Lee County Judge James Moore. Hmmm. Wonder why they left that out? In any event, good title for this article Kingfish, rednecks are gonna be rednecks no matter who they are . . .

Anonymous said...

What is with our drunken politicians? They found former Ocean Springs Mayor Connie Moran laying drunk in the streets.

Anonymous said...

Doesn't matter your race or gender, drunks do stupid shit. We can always tell when KF is drunk posting.

Grammar Constable said...

"...laying in the street..."

What was she laying, eggs?

Anonymous said...

@11:23 we don't have to wait for you to get loaded as your incoherence is on display with every comment you deposit here.

Anonymous said...

Moran has been a chronic drunk for a long time. Several years back, she nudged and old man crossing the street with her car and knocked him down. She barricaded herself in a hotel room while she dried out.

Moran is also supremely arrogant. Since she responded that she wasn’t drunk and called out the officers, I hope toxicology reports and body cam videos are released. Her arrogance has ruffled lots of feathers. That’s why she got beat by an absolute nobody. Didn’t matter who was running, she was going to lose. Just a smug, arrogant woman propped up by family money.

Anonymous said...

"Chest bumped the deputy" That's hilarious.

And I want to see that pic from the Hood fundraiser, Kingfish. I bet I'm not the only one!

Madison Rulz said...

Being a stupid redneck really brings the 2 parties together in Mississippi.

Anonymous said...

Just the good ol' boys
Never meanin' no harm
Beats all you never saw
Been in trouble with the law
Since the day they was born

Anonymous said...

No laying drunk.

Anonymous said...

"You have to stick your head inside the lions mouth if you are going to put on a good show".

Anonymous said...

Two men, one woman. 'nuf said.

Anonymous said...

Post the pic of Franks from KP

Anonymous said...

Fool's names, like fool's faces, are often seen in public places.

Anonymous said...

Democrats gonna democrat-

Anonymous said...

I hope if there were teenagers or young adults in this home that they are offered free counseling so they know they can choose another path in life. There was a lady in the Delta known as “All Night Long Louise who was found laying in the middle of HWY 82 drunk as a skunk on several nights. Lucky these women had motorist with good eyesight and not impaired so they weren’t run over! Shame on all of you!

Anonymous said...

" Former Ocean Springs mayor Connie Moran was found laying in the street near her Washington Avenue home late Monday night, intoxicated and unable to stand. "

No big deal.
Former Natchez Mayor/MDOT Executive Director Larry L."Butch" Brown appeared to stay drunk.

That was no big deal in Natchez, but it didn't fly in a statewide position.

Taking a long nap on a Beau Rivage slot machine was Butch's downfall.

But at least that wasn't as dangerous as getting some shut eye in the southbound lane of Washington Avenue in Ocean Springs.

Anonymous said...

But that’s nothing compared to republican Mr Family Values almost killing others while smashing his Jeep having fallen asleep after screwing the hell out of his girlfriend in Memphis and dodging his security detail.

He valued families alright....someone else’s family.

Anonymous said...

"Chest bumped the deputy" That's hilarious.

You're so right.

I've been laughing at that all day.

Anonymous said...

Now that’s funny! I love it when I’m enjoying a good story with hilarious comments to follow and the grammar police kick the door open. Stop being ridiculous and get over yourself.

Anonymous said... has video from the patrol car of Franks getting arrested.

Anonymous said...

Thank You China Lee (WLBT) for using the proper word, lying, not laying.
"Canton police investigating homicide after man found shot, lying in yard
Right now, no word on a suspect or motive.
China Lee
Published 2h at 5:08 PM"

Terri Burtton said...

Moran has now said she was searching for her dog, slipped and fell in the roadway, bumping her arm and head against the concrete - That's why she was laying eggs in the road. She also said she's glad the officer showed up but he should have just walked her back up to her house instead of noting that she was shitfaced on her back on a public roadway, staring at the moon. Now that we have that cleared up.

Anonymous said...

I want to party with Mary and Rosen, seem like fun people. Jamie Franks, just another damn Democrat!

Anonymous said...

When you are using the present tense, you lay something down, but you yourself lie down. So: I will lay my bottle down on the street before I lie down on the street. You might hear of someone laying himself down upon the street to sleep. But note that when you put something down, including yourself, you lay it down. You don't lay down unless you lay yourself down. If you are merely lying down you are not laying yourself down. The confusion might be because the past tense of "to lie" and "to lay" is "laid. I laid upon the street to get some rest, and I laid my glass of wine next to me. One lays things or persons down but one never lays down, unless he is using a rather artistic expression of laying himself down. E.g. "Now I lay me down to sleep. . . . " So a person is never laying in a street but only lying in the street, along with the bottle of wine that had been laid against him, unless the bottle was seen only to be lying against him.

Anonymous said...

Okay, I is confused...

So, did quaffing a couple of boxes of cheap white wine "lay" the mayor out like a mackerel, or did she "lie" about it?

Anonymous said...

Ocean Springs PD released bodycam's of the former mayor of Ocean Springs lying in the street last week. Have to be seen to be believed

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