Wednesday, January 29, 2020

Shootout?

It appears there was a shootout in downtown Jackson on President Street involving Madison and Jackson Police. It is not yet known how many suspects are involved.

20 comments:

TheClintonscantsuicideusall said...

Madison's Jurisdiction sure has gotten bigger.

Cynical Sam said...

Jacktown has to keep up with the 2019 murder/shooting stats. Come on thugs, don't let us down as we are depending on you.

You officers be safe out there.



Anonymous said...

This ought to flush Fat Melvin out of the nearest fast food joint.

Anonymous said...

Two Predictions

1. The Mayor will issue some sort of statement condemning the PD, and encouraging more lawlessness
2. Somebody in the suspects family will be on TV demanding answers and swearing this person was an angel.

Bonus Possibilities.

1. Carlos Moore gets involved
2. Kenneth Stokes starts collecting bricks & bottles.
3. Tate makes another speech

Anonymous said...

Smart money is on bonus possibilities #1 & #3
People have tuned baby chokwe out long ago. He just hasn't yet figured it out. Talk about a laughing stock at most law firms!!!

Anonymous said...

Melvin Preister's biggest asset is his PR campaigns. Melvin is no asset to Jackson. Of course Judy Collins's recording of "Send in the Clowns" often comes to mind when I think of the Jackson City Council.

Anonymous said...

Madison PD has no jurisdiction to be down there, but they’ve done it before and they’ll do it again. This time they shot someone. Kenny Stokes and the Mayor will get mad and get press, the idiot who got shot will probably successfully sue Madison PD for getting into a shooting out of their jurisdiction without cause to be there, all bc they got smoked in a chase last night and their egos couldn’t handle it, and then everything will go back to normal.

Anonymous said...

Why is the Madison PD doing anything in downtown Jackson? Theory of Hot Pursuit?

Anonymous said...

Madison PD pulling a Buford T. Justice.

Go Madison PD! said...

The last time that I checked the MPD badges say "...State of Mississippi" on them.

Get over yourselves, Madison haters.

Anonymous said...

Pursuit would be the reason Madison PD was involved. Yes, I, Kenneth will complain. He and many in this town have the idea that if a person who has committed a criminal act elsewhere can get into Jackson's city limits, he should be safe. Call the idea a new kind of sanctuary city. The notion--which is wrong, by the way--seems popular, but there is hardly a group of related people (did not say a family) that doesn't have at least one relative into committing crime as a vocation or avocation. So I think we can all understand their point of view that fleeing suspects need to be able to have a fair chance to elude law enforcement and if they are able to reach Jackson's city limits the chase should end.

Kingfish said...

Or JPD could have been helping MPD serve a warrant.

Anonymous said...

Did the Madison PD never play chase at recess? These guys were on base! U people in Madison just don’t understand. We peoples ain’t got no time for u cops. Stop picking on us. If u got it and we want it tuff. We r untouchable with ours brothers & sisters & guilty white folks to protect us.

Anonymous said...

Serving a warrant on President St.? I hope it was to Graham the legend.

Anonymous said...

Stokes press conference in 3 2 1.........

Anonymous said...

Get use to it!
****** Thugs Never Comply Anymore *******

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Anonymous said...

It wasn’t hot pursuit and JPD wasn’t present or helping.

Anonymous said...

@11:09 AM - Liar, liar, pants on fire!

Anonymous said...

Shooting someone outside of jurisdiction is a felony and a lawsuit.

TheClintonscantsuicideusall said...

"Shooting someone outside of jurisdiction is a felony and a lawsuit". Is that why Tommie lets the Jackson shooter/killers out easy. Their Jurisdiction? Actually, a LEO, even out of state, shooting in self defense is not a felony. Lawsuit, but of course.

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