Friday, January 10, 2020

Crime Presser Today

Jackson Urban Praetor Chokwe Antar Lumumba is holding a press conference today at 1 to discuss crime.  Hmmm..... Will he fire back at the U.S. Attorney? Will he announce the crime numbers are better? Will he discuss a new crime-fighting initiative?   Stay tuned.

Update: The WJTV stream is posted below.


26 comments:

Anonymous said...

He wants his $3M for cameras and will blame the Legislature for all of Jackson's crime if he doesn't get it.

Hermit King said...

He will announce his instructions for JPD to partner with Omni Consumer Products. They will begin immediately testing the cybernetic law enforcement prototype codenamed:ROBOCOP

OCP will in turn get total control of Jackson's brand new development on the One Lake project called New Delta City.

Anonymous said...

Probably some new committee with random fellow travelers of the mayor posing as "community leaders".

Anonymous said...

He probably will beg for money for the real-time crime center. This is a capability, if not executed properly, that will be used as a political tool rather than to prevent or solve crime. A dark room full of monitors with an idiot at the switch isn't going to do anything bust waste money.

Kingfish said...

Yup. Look at pic in background. Real time crime center.

Anonymous said...

He's not a leader. He is a camera loving moron. I voted for him. I won't again. I went to St. Joe school with him. He complained if someone tried to correct him back then. Looks as if nothing has changed. It's just same ole spoiled baby chokwe.

Kingfish said...

Not even a minute and he brings up the shooting of his brother. Usually it takes him two minutes to do so.

Kingfish said...

Sista Rukiah just finished. Would be great if Snoopy was laughing in the background.

Anonymous said...

Wow, I've never seen people so full of shit in my life. Blaming violence on failed interpersonal relationships -- it's gangs asshole! Housing, gun control, mediation and vocation and cultural training? Sounds like bullshit to me and a handout of city funds to friends of the mayor - and where in the hell is the mayor's wife's program?

Anonymous said...

Jackson is obviously not Natchez, but the local new stations recently reported on the success of the Operation "Project Eject" down in Adams County. The major of Natchez, who is black by the way, praised the help that they received from the Feds in that crime fighting effort. But our illustrious Baby Chok only has disdain for any outside help from the Feds. The ONLY way that crime is going to be reduced in Jacktown is if and when the Feds are able to come in and take over, like they did in Detroit.

Anonymous said...

For comparison, see the presser the Mayor of Natchez put out yesterday...

Anonymous said...

If cell phones and internet are allowed in the "Real Time Crime Center" then no crimes will be monitored in real time.

They will have footage to leak if a white person stands their ground and defends themselves within the city limits.

And WJTV will play that footage over and over until a fair trial will be impossible.

Anonymous said...

It seems to me the problem isn't in solving crimes and arresting the suspects. The problem is in keeping them off the streets, i.e., indicting, prosecuting, and sentencing.

Anonymous said...

Jackson Mayor to U.S. Attorney: "How dare you criticize me! That's gonna cost your about $3 million."

Anonymous said...

Why is no one investigating the fact that the Mayor is funneling money from the city into the pet project his sister is running... ?

Anonymous said...

@3:46
Because, racism?
Who would investigate? All local media is SJW fluff. Maybe JJ, but KF can be stingy with what criticisms he will permit toward AA leadership.

Antard Ladumba said...

I have a simple question.

Before you ask for $3M, can you prove the first 30 cameras stopped/averted/solved at least 1 single criminal act?

Credible Messinger said...

I have never heard of such bullshit and not having any idea or plan to address the real cause. CULTURE.

Colt 45 said...

.... and meanwhile 3 more victims show up at the hospital this afternoon....

Anonymous said...

Mayor Puffery blabs and blabs and blabs again. This credible messenger lunacy is laughable.

Hey young thugs, before doing that crime please call the credible messenger hotline for some f'ing advice.

ROFLMAO

Anonymous said...

The "citizens" of Jackson brought this crap on themselves at the ballot box. The saddest part about this absolute cluster is that so many innocent people have to enter that cesspool every day for business reasons. If it weren't for that I'd be for fencing it in and letting nature take it's course. Disgusting is the kindest word I can think of for it.

Anonymous said...

I think the zoo expenses are siphoning off money needed for law enforcement-

Anonymous said...

The sista is pulling in $150,000 for studying credible mentor program.

She is making more than the brother.

Anonymous said...

7:04 you are spot on. Let them all lull themselves. We will sit back and watch the party

Anonymous said...

Our elected judges and DA are elected political hacks with marginal legal skills. They should be appointed by the Governor, which would render moot loyalty to the base.

Anonymous said...

Appointing judges and District Attorneys would NOT render moot loyalty to the political base of the appointing authority. If anything, it would set up a system were prospective appointees would have to prove themselves so pure that their bias could be taken for granted. That's the only way the Gov. could insure against winding up with egg on his face for his appointments.



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