Sunday, January 12, 2020

Friday Night Fights

Just another Friday night at the McDonald's on Woodrow Wilson.


19 comments:

TheClintonscantsuicideusall said...

Like I've been saying, the women in the Jackson/Canton area love having their assess wupped.

Anonymous said...

Can't ever see your videos on Mozilla Firefox.

Anonymous said...

Makes no sense. Poor video, cuts heads off, man approaches car, opens door, punches somebody, car drives off. End of meaningless story. I don't see any Jackson/Canton women. WTF?

Anonymous said...

Thug Life.


Typical.

Anonymous said...

The fact that bystanders are more content to film such stupidity says volumes about our society.

Anonymous said...

@2:24 - get a decent browser.

Anonymous said...

Where are the Lubumba siblings and the Credible Massager program with the violence intervention? Oh yea. It won’t be rolled out until mid-spring. They need more time past the 11 months they have expended already to ask more community experts how to avoid stray bullets.

Anonymous said...

Where the heck is a credible messenger when you need one?

Anonymous said...

The person who filmed it IS the credible messenger. He delivered it to you didn’t he? Just a perception of crime. And we wonder how this town will ever straighten itself up. Not by the hands of the current leaders.

Anonymous said...

I have spoken with the Credible Messenger, and he told me this city is beyond repair. He told me there are no longer enough people in this city who recognize what's necessary to make a difference. He said it's sort of like an alcoholic: the first step to recovery is admitting there's a problem, and the majority of people who live in this city don't see their normal way of life as a problem.

I agree with "him:" I'm pretty sure the tipping point has been passed. Things are just too weighted against a favorable outcome. When you have administration after administration who speak in platitudes, meant only to dazzle their constituency, yet have no realistic plan to solve a VERY SERIOUS problem, it's really difficult to be optimistic. The only solution I've been able to come up with, personally, is to keep as much distance as I can between my family and the Jackson city limits.......and that's only a stop-gap.

Asshurtin said...

@2:24

I have Fireball, I mean Firefox and it wurks fine

Anonymous said...

If you live in NorthEast Jackson and don’t realize that you live in a DMZ, there is exhibit A. While the shift is slow and not obvious to some, that element displayed in the above video moves closer and closer every day. The real question is: why do we stay in Jackson?

Cynical Sam said...

ATTENTION JACKTOWN CREDIBLE MESSENGERS: Put you damn phone in the horizontal position for videos!!!!!

This has been a public service annoucement for JPS alumni.

Anonymous said...

Can you get fries with that?

Cynical Sam said...

For those Jacksonians desiring to move to Madison County, please check-in with Madison Immigration Authority on E. County Line Road. Once you check-in a background investigation will take place on you and all family members.

Thank is all.

Cynical Sam said...

The latest murder happened in the street on Colonial Circle last night. It may be only a perception of crime, but it's probably a good idea to apply for Madison Co. residency before the rush. If you don't meet our qualifications you could always move to Rankin County, as they will take just about anyone.

Anonymous said...

Again, the failure of our educational system to teach the best practices of cell phone videography. Failure of the educational system at it's finest.

Anonymous said...

Considering the close proximity not doubt Mayor Gum Flap is glad he and his are ensconced on a private gated street.

Anonymous said...

DRUGGED
1. Taking a certain amount of illegal narcotics.
2. Fighting with a man and getting hung up in his door.

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