Saturday, December 29, 2018

The Rich Come to Oxford

New OC for Ole Miss?






41 comments:

Anonymous said...

Do not count him until hired but he is a very good coach.

Anonymous said...

I can’t piece this together. What are they talking about?

Anonymous said...

Sheeeeet!

What could go wrong?

Anonymous said...

Thanks for Bunkie Perkins’ brother for breaking this story. A lot more useful than the Clarion Ledger and a lot less expensive.

Anonymous said...

With his troubled past on and off the field, he will definitely be a great fit in Oxford Town.

Anonymous said...

2001 was quite a few years ago.

Anonymous said...

“2001’s hottest offense”. 17 years behind the times.

Anonymous said...

Matt Luke looks like he’s making love to that beer.

Anonymous said...

I have no idea what in the hell this is supposed to be talking about.

Anonymous said...

Well, I hope the school up north keep “busted can of biscuits “ as their head coach for many years.

Anonymous said...

Professional courtesy.


Criminal to criminal.


Can't see him clearly enough to say fat guy to fat guy.

Anonymous said...

So, Ole Miss fires a coach for calling up escorts and is now considering the hiring of a coach who has admitted to an extramarital affair and is being sued for sexual harassment? Does Ole Miss have any credibility left? Any????

Anonymous said...

Chicken shit photo. Be a man and take a good photo without hiding. Are you afraid Matt might stick that beer bottle up your ass?

Anon-E-Mouse said...

Matt Luke will be fired in 2019. Bank on it.

Anonymous said...

Please, do tell. What is his troubled past on the field and off.

Is is worse than using the Rebel plane to hook up with various ladies?

Anonymous said...

"Hot offense"? Really? Ole Miss had that last season. Lots of numbers, lots a losses. How about building a defense. Matt Luke isn't for long as HC at Ole Miss. But, there again, what quality coach would want that job.

Anonymous said...

Rich Rod is desperate, or he would never consider OM, and in particular working for such an unexperienced, not very good coach like Luke.

Anonymous said...

Nothing has changed in Rebel-ville - Nobody can beat the systemic corruption....NOOOOooooobaddy.

Anonymous said...

This would be great news for the Rebs. Having two coached with previous head coaching experience would really make an impact. It is nice to see people wanting to come here. We are usually the springboard for people to go to other places.

Anonymous said...

Is this Post in some sort efite code???? 2001?

Anonymous said...

Fatt needs to slow down on that Keystone Light.

Anonymous said...

I suppose we're to believe this was some sort of "candid" photo and a private meeting away from the public eye. O.K. we bite, what's next?

Joe Blow from Kokomo.

Anonymous said...

I took the photo and it was at a hotel bar in Oxford at around 11:30. So what’s your point?

Anonymous said...

Why do people call Luke a criminal?

Anonymous said...

Same folks that are experts on criminal justice and pension reform know all there is to know about Ole Miss football and the future of the NCAA. As smart as y’all are, how do you have so much time to post on JJ?

Anonymous said...

The boys in powder-blue will soon be back. Can't nobody hep it!

NOOOooooobaddy!

Anonymous said...

Considering R.R.'s problems at Michigan and Arizona and comparing them to past events involving Meek and Freeze, will Vitter say R.R. does not represent the values of the Ole Miss family and the Oxford community?

Anonymous said...

This story would have been awesome if Greg's brother had a really silly twitter handle that outlets were giving credit to.

Anonymous said...

"Ole Miss Family" is poorly disguised code. Vitter nor any other liberal will be using that term.

Anonymous said...

Word has not reached your cave. vitter was fired 2 months ago. He is now a teacher.

Anonymous said...

I'm 9:39 and am aware of his demotion. But let me help you with your last sentence. "He is now just another indoctrinator."

Anonymous said...

If he hasn't changed quite a bit since his time at Tulane, and not much suggests he has, this has a high potential to end very, very badly. However, I have no dog in the Ole Miss football fight and it appears this is a done deal, so for now, I'll just hope he has changed and this works out for Ole Miss.

Anonymous said...

@9:46 PM - Does that mean with no Vitter there are no values? Does that mean there is no one else to step forward to address this matter?

Anonymous said...

Does anyone know why richrod was fired at AS? Should fit in well at ole piss.

Hughbert Froze said...

This is all non-news. The real question is where will Luke go from here?

Anonymous said...

He was cleared of the sexual harassment accusation at Arizona. Any man can have that finger pointed at him. We are all vulnerable.
Homerun hire.

Splittin' Hars.. said...

In one photo, the guy sucking on the longneck, purported to be Fatt Luke, is wearing a grey pullover. In the next photo, the guy walking, purported to be Fatt Luke, is wearing a black or navy sweater with red shirt collar under that. One photo is said to have been taken at night and the other is said to have been taken 'in the morning'. And the awkward posts on that Twitter feed sound just like those on this thread. Otherwise, the whole thing seems to be very credible. Har.

Anonymous said...

With The Luker about to be fired, it's doubtful the school will allow him to do any hiring unless they need somebody on the lime-machine.

Anonymous said...

hey @1:51, that had to be the shortest 'homerun hire' in history!

Anonymous said...

College football.............the biggest waste of TV time there is.

If someone gave me season tickets to any team, I'd burn them!!!!!

In the scheme of things to win at any cost, it boils down to Our "thugs", playing their "thugs"!!!

Citizen Bane said...

Some very angry people on this post. Why are state fans so insecure? I’m from another state and feel bad for bulldogs fans. They sound like really sad people. I thought it was a good hire. It’s just a football game smh



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