Sunday, December 23, 2018

Madison Grabs Carjackers

The Madison Police Department issued the following statement and mug shots.




23 comments:

Anonymous said...

thuggin’

Throw Away the Key said...

Thugs will thug, but these mostly Hinds Co. residents won't get just a hand-slap or apology from a Madison Judge.

Anonymous said...

I am so GD sick and tired of this shit. Every single day. Same ole same ole, just different names.

Anonymous said...

Great job Madison PD and Madison SO !!!

Anonymous said...

Wonder if they will sit in jail until a judge shows up on Wednesday...

Anonymous said...

Glad no one was hurt

Anonymous said...

It's going to cost a fortune to incarcerate and feed these thugs and they will be as useless when they get out as they are now OR worse.

Anonymous said...

6:14 - You're damned right they will. Why would you wonder? In fact I hope all the judges are off until after the first of the year. Enjoy the black eyed peas and bread.

Anonymous said...

The supply of these thugs is seemingly endless. They are dangerous with no regard for their own lives or the lives of others. Thanks for your efforts Madison PD and SO. Whatever you're getting paid ain't enough.

Just sayin' said...

@9:15 AM - True, but some people are just evil and will re-offend. That's a fact of life, so to protect the rest of society these thugs need to be removed from society when convicted.

It doesn't matter why they are evil, as the bleeding hearts can offer many reasons for their inexcusable behavior, but there is no excuse, period!

It would also help if people didn't leave their car running in their driveway for 10 minutes, unattended. Let's not make it easy for thugs. Good luck 'splaining that to the insurance carrier.

Anonymous said...

All will cheer at the swift justice and long sentence. But to those affected that means little. People will justify thats its less likely to happen where they live but again when it does happen to you that wont matter. This will continue to happen and people will realize that as long as Canton and Jackson continue on their current path there is nothing that can be done to stop it.

Anonymous said...

Notice that all of these young thugs are in their early 20s except the 18 year old and 3 of them are charged as felons in possession of a firearm. Why are they out on the street and not in prison where they belong? More of Tomie Green’s revolving door (in)justice?

Anonymous said...

@7:26 Jackson (and it's "court" system) needs to be taken over by the state. There are too many things located there that are essential to the state unfortunately. Madison is just going to have to spend whatever is necessary on law enforcement to keep the vermin out as much as possible. Madison's citizens need to be armed and vigilant.

Anonymous said...

7:26am Me and my second amendment right disagrees that nothing can be done about it.

Anonymous said...

Clarissa, how many did ol' Satchel strike out last night?

Anonymous said...

Tomie "Do Little" Green better pay attention, This is how a true Judicial system operates.

Anonymous said...

@7:26 I've been out and about in Madison today and could not help being struck by the irony. There are literally thousands of black Hinds county residents in town SPENDING THEIR MONEY in this safe shopping haven that white folks have built and keep it as secure as possible. The irony ? These same black folks will go back to their dangerous neighborhoods and shopping areas, vent their disdain for their failed (black) politicians but wouldn't vote for a white politician or judge if their lives depended on it. Hell many will even be defending these carjacking thugs. It's enough to make one wonder what do they really want ?

Anonymous said...

@1:06, just smother rascist white person judging African Americans.

Anonymous said...

I have never heard a black or white person defend a carjacker. Take off the white hood and go to church.

Anonymous said...

1:06. Thank you. Right on.

Anonymous said...

Nowhere else to put this. MeRrY cHrIsTmAs to Kingfish who tirelessly provides a fun and educational forum where we can vent, agree, disagree, sound off, just visit or embarrass ourselves. Thank you for this Blog and all you do for the community.

Anonymous said...

@11:01 - Tommie Green doesn't give a big fat rats ass how the judicial system runs no matter where, what county or state. If the thug is of African decent they will be blessed. No matter where they are from or what they did. It is very well documented.

Anonymous said...

@1:06 PM

You are 100% correct. And regular listeners to Rankin County SO police radio will be aware of the weekly police chases from the Rankin retail locations back toward Jackson.

Every single week a Jacksonian thinks they can get away with shoplifting or larceny in Rankin County and every week the professionals who protect Rankin County citizens catch the feral thugs and lock them up. God Bless the law enforcement in Rankin County.

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