A Grinch showed up on Old Canton Road in Fondren. A homeowner posted this message and picture on Facebook:
Last night the 4 reindeer in the picture below were stolen out of our front yard. If anyone sees these around town or hears about where they are, please let us know. We just want them back. They were xxxx’s mom’s from her childhood. They have brought the neighborhood and us lots of joy, and I hate to lose them.
Tips can be sent to kingfish1935@gmail.com or Commander Freeman at Precinct 4.
13 comments:
I'm sure Commander Freeman has opened a file on this case and gives a shit.
Kids have been playing pranks for decades....Clark G will get his stuff back.
Is someone paid to be the "firstest with the foulest" posts no matter what you put up? I'm beginning to suspect this is true. I hope the second poster is correct and it was just children playing a prank, but somehow I doubt it. I do hope the owners get the cute reindeer returned and soon. Surely we should be able to have outdoor Christmas decorations without them being molested.
8:39 - I posted the first reply. Obviously you know nothing about case files being opened (or not) in Jackson, Mississippi. We have seen a hundred posts on this blog about people calling the PD to check on their case and there being zero record of it.
And you are rather naive if you actually think 'children' took the reindeer. But, carry on with your judgment.
2:35 is right. This has the look or a larger organized crime ring, most likely the work of ms-13.
Jackson is a crappy little town that is in the process of dying. I bought my first house here in 1985 and have lived here ever since. My last kid is a senior. My house goes on the market the day he graduates.
ElectroStop portable fencing. Designed to keep horses safely corraled in a small space for grazing, like at a horse show. When touched, the electrical tape pops ‘em with a mild shock, teaching them to stay in bounds. This might work to keep The Element OUT of lawn displays this season. Perhaps a talented home handyman could rig it to provide a bigger ZAP, blowing these worthless ne’er-do-wells into the middle of next week.
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I guess they have some Santa-Mental value to the owner. Luckily the Joint Terrierist Task Force has unleashed their reindeer tracking hound, a Jack Daniels terrier, to hunt these thugs down. Their days are numbered.
What happened to the Madison County Christmas light fights of 2017?
Considering that Santa and his reindeer come all the way from the N. Pole, that is interstate commerce. Call the FBI, as this is an obvious federal case.
Why isn't PETA involved?
"What happened to the Madison County Christmas light fights of 2017?"
In light of the Mayor having such a heavy holiday social schedule, it's been combined with the trial of the homeowner who had the blue peacock on her roof at Christmas. As soon as Dale Danks can get free, this will all be settled.
PETA is now on scene interviewing potential witnesses. It is heartwarming to learn that someone is getting to the bottom of this.
Otherwise, there will be millions of kids who will go without gifts this Christmas.
Update: the wayward reindeer have been found and returned!
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