Wednesday, July 11, 2012

LaRita losing it

When in doubt, blame Whitey. That is the gist of an interview with LaRita Cooper-Stokes on WAPT last night. She says the Republicans are trying to take over Ward 3. Um, are there any Republicans in Ward 3? She doesn't provide any proof, and in reality, the Republicans really don't have any interest in Ward 3, but hey, who cares about reality when you are hell-bent on blaming whitey. You can't make this up. Interview. Here is a map of Ward 3.


Anonymous said...

Saw the TV coverage of the City Council meeting when they elected new officers. I was shocked...yes...shocked...that LaRita was absent again. I bet she shows up to pick up her paycheck, though.

Anonymous said...

Well, there is ONE HALF-whitey in Ward 3, and that is her opponent. Not a Republican, though.....

Anonymous said...

LaRita is about as annoying as a squished bug on a freshly washed windshield.

Anonymous said...

As dumb as it sounds, it's a brilliant move. The majority of her constituents will totally believe her.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
As dumb as it sounds, it's a brilliant move. The majority of her constituents will totally believe her.

Yes very true Liberal white people have them thinking that they are owed something and should get it free. Lorita is the most ignorant woman I have ever seen I really hate she is Black because she relly makes the rest of us look dumb!!!!!!!!

Ironghost said...

That ward deserves better than the Stokes machine.

Anonymous said...

Pray tell, just where does she find those lovely hats?

Enquiring minds want to know.....

Anonymous said...

Far from losing it.

She's playing all the right cards.

She knows how ignorant her voters are and uses it for her personal financial gain.

Kingfish said...

I was being sarcastic but yeah, you're right. They think they are sticking it to whitey by buying into that crap but what they don't realize is the white people are laughing at them for putting Stokes in office. While they see it as an act of defiance, everyone else sees it as an act of buffoonery and treats the voters their accordingly.

Anonymous said...

Speaking of Stokes, any word on whether or not Kenny paid the debt to the busing company?

anti-ignorant said...

i'll be glad when people finally realize that morons like Stokes and Ludumba aren't helping at all. that is one ignorant woman!

check out the video someone posted on youtube about the stokes. "fatman and hatwoman"

Kingfish said...

5 views? All right, which one of you knuckleheads made this one?

Anonymous said...

If LaRita actually showed up she might be considered a board member. In this instance, she is simply a side-show.

Shadowfax said...

The 'view meter' obviously isn't working. If I thought he was clever enough, I'd suggest this one have Reeves fingerprints on it.

Anonymous said...

I think the view meter is sleeping, too. Didn't change after I watched....pretty funny, too.

Anonymous said...

At 1:25 it was 21 views as I watched. Went right back to see it again and it jumped to 33.

Anonymous said...

Was hoping you saw this last night, KF. This lady needs to loose the election.

Anonymous said...

"That ward deserves better than the Stokes machine. "

No, they don't. If someone overran the ward and took power by force, then I would agree. These idiots voted for these crooks.

"In a democracy the people get the government they deserve."

-Ben Franklin

"It is hard, on the internet, to determine if quotes are authentic"

-Abraham Lincoln

Anonymous said...

1:35, I believe the word you were looking for is "lose", not "loose". Here, this might help you not look as uneducated as the people voting for the Stokes' in future comments.

Anonymous said...

@3:11, my apologies. Was so tickled KF saw the video, brain and fingers simply couldn't connect fast enough. But hey, the older I get, the more that happens.

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