Thursday, August 31, 2023

Songbird of the Day

 We somehow missed this little musical gem last month.  National songbird Rene Fleming turned in very lovely performance of a classic at Independence Day's Capitol Concert. Enjoy. 

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More Mississippi Today Falsehoods, Here is the Truth

 This post is authored and sponsored by the Tate Reeves for Governor campaign. 

Mississippi Today is preparing to release a false hit piece on Governor Tate Reeves' brother. Their mischaracterization, per outreach from Mississippi Today received by the campaign, is that Todd Reeves' communications are under scrutiny by the state auditor related to the TANF case based on texts that were "gathered" by the state auditor. Apparently, Mississippi Today initially received these texts from an anonymous source, possibly by illegal means, but went to court to have the State Auditor provide them through a public records request. The auditor's office denied that request under their broad exemption for records that are related to investigations as is their standard policy. The texts in question, which are revealed in full here, show Todd Reeves connecting Brett Favre and Auditor Shad White to help coordinate the repayment of funds. There is nothing that implies Todd was involved beyond helping the state to recover misspent dollars. 

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David L. Going to Fight

Hinds County District 2 Supervisor is holding a press conference right now. He is challenging the results of his election where he lost by a 2:1 margin. Enjoy.

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Bigger Pie Forum: Soaring PERS Costs Put Pressure on Local Budgets

 Bigger Pie Forum authored and sponsored this post. 

As the Mississippi Public Employees’ Retirement System (PERS) Board contemplates recommendations to bolster the state’s struggling pension system, it is important to recognize that soaring retirement costs have far-reaching impacts.

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State Auditor Busts Gautier CSR Employee

State Auditor Shad White issued the following statement. 

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Awards Passed Out for Water Crisis Service

 One JXN issued the following press release yesterday. 

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Wednesday, August 30, 2023

Paroled!

Danny Blanton is back on the street after the Mississippi Parole Board released him from prison last week.  He served less than year in prison after his conviction for a fourth-offense DUI. 

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Almost!

 Northeast Jackson residents are about to get some relief.  

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Robert St. John: Let's Talk About Addiction

 I know what you’re thinking. Ol’ St. John is about to ramp up all that recovery talk again. Granted, many of you already know that story— and it’s probably over documented, that— I am a recovering alcoholic and drug addict with 40 years of sobriety and clean time. I have never shied away from that fact, and never will. 

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Sid Salter: Preening Judge's Dissent Aside, Mayfield Case not About 1st Amendment

 The 5th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals on July 27 declined to consider the appeal by the family of a Mississippi attorney implicated in a 2014 GOP primary Senate race scandal who later took his own life. The ruling was a split decision with one notable dissent from Judge James C. Ho. 

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Tuesday, August 29, 2023

Lumumba Loses

 Justis Gibbs put a good ole-fashioned butt-whupping on Rukia Lumumba in the race for HD #72 tonight.  Read and weep.

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MISTRIAL!

Update (11:30 AM): District Attorney Jody Owens said he will pursue another trial as soon as possible.  

William "Napoleon" "Polo" "The Cipher" Edwards may yet get to fight another day.  The jury said it could not reach a verdict in his case. 

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Where is Hinds County's Money?

 What happened to Hinds County's money? Where is it spent? How much is spent? JJ would love to tell you but there is just one problem. 

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Tax Collector Pleads Guilty, Resigns

 State Auditor Shad White issued the following statement yesterday. 

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Hartfield Wins Appeal

 Hartfield Academy is back in the playoff game.  WLBT reported: 

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Monday, August 28, 2023

"We're Not Violent!"

Things didn't go so well for some climate change protestors in Nevada.

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Solitaire, Anyone?

 The city of Clinton issued the following statement. 


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Polo Trial: Closing Arguments

 If you have absolutely nothing else to do and have some rye handy, watch the closing arguments in the trial of William Edwards below, courtesy of WLBT. 

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Governor: No Mask Mandates

Governor Tate Reeves issued the following statement. 

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The Trial of Polo: Day 6

Update (12:00 PM): The defense rests. 

Update (11:30 AM): Defense calls Polo's wife to stand.  She testified they separated in August 2020. They have three children. 

The trial of William Earvin (No relation to Magic) Edwards resumes today in Hinds County circuit court.  The proceedings are streamed below courtesy of WLBT.  The prosecution rested Friday.  The defendant will tell Judge Faye Peterson today whether he will testify.  

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Bankplus Checkcard Program Helps Children's Hospital

The Friends of the Children's Hospital issued the following press release.

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Wiill He or Won't He?

 Will Polo testify?  The murder trial of William "Napoleon" "Polo" "The Cipher" Edwards resumes today in Hinds County circuit court. The prosecution rested Friday.  Edwards had not decided on whether to testify.  His attorney, Tom Fortner, is probably screaming at him to stay off the witness stand but this is Polo Edwards.  Part of him is probably screaming equally as loud to take the stand as we all know he can't resist the spotlight, even if it sends him upriver.  Will he or won't he? Stay tuned. 

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Sunday, August 27, 2023

Send EPA a Message on Jackson Water/Sewer

The deadline for submitting public comments to the EPA on a proposed order placing Jackson's sewer system under Ted Henifin's management is Thursday.   If readers want to make their thoughts known to the EPA on this matter, this is their chance to do it.  Rest assured, a certain group is doing just that and doing it loudly.   

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If You've Got Worms, You Need to Drink Whiskey

What do whiskey and Red Ryder BB guns have to do with prayer?  Is prayer about nagging or badgering? What exactly is prayer? The late Dr. Frank Pollard explains it all in the 1995 sermon posted below.  If it's too hot for you to get to church, enjoy.  

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Bill Crawford: Putting SNAP Recipients to Work May be Challenging

A major issue confronting state leaders is Mississippi’s lowest-in-the nation labor force participation rate – 54.5% compared to the national average of 62.6%. A popular political notion is that there are many able-bodied adults drawing SNAP benefits who do not work, but should, and contribute to that low participation rate.

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Saturday, August 26, 2023

Bynum Beats Prostitution Charge - For Now

 A TKO may not be a KO but it still counts as a win.  Former Jackson State University President William Bynum won his appeal of a prostitution conviction after the arresting officer failed to appear in court.  However, his victory might be short-lived as the city of Clinton wants a rematch. 

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D.L. Gardner: Ramaswamy knows the Truth

Vivek Ramaswamy is a 38-year old American entrepreneur who is running to be the GOP presidential candidate in 2024. He is a star who is beginning to shine brightly because he’s cutting through all of the politics that have been ruining America for more than a hundred years. 

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Committee Meets on Foreign Purchase of Farmland

 Mississippi Secretary of Agriculture and Commerce Andy Gipson issued the following statement. 

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Friday, August 25, 2023

Then They Came for Queen

 Yup.  Not even Queen and Freddie Mercury can escape cancel culture for this song.  The horror. 

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Deputy Charged with DUI

 The hits keep coming for the Rankin County Sheriff's Department. Brandon police arrested Rankin County Deputy Joe Quinn for a first-offense DUI last Friday night.  

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Black Plum Tart with Crumb Crust

For whatever reason, black plums are in season for only a couple of months each year and we are now in the later part of this year's season. Being able to find what I need to make a black plum tart at Kroger (or your favorite grocer) is one of the reasons why I am not as happy a guy when they are gone. 


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Polo Trial Day 5: Will It Top Yesterday?

Update (10:20 AM): The state rests.  The defense moved for a directed verdict. 

And we are back.  Welcome to the fifth day of Polo's trial.  The trial is live-streamed below, courtesy of WLBT. 

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Keeping It Real

 Shadow Robinson's daughter cleared the air in a recent social media post.  

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GOP Hopefuls Better Start Talking Energy

 This post is authored and sponsored by the Mississippi Energy Institute. 

There's one issue that may be both the most long-term, economically-impactful issue for Americans and the issue that best contrasts the eventual Republican and Democrat Presidential nominees, whoever they are. It's energy, and among all the topics and issues covered in the 8/23 debate, it was hardly mentioned. 

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Thursday, August 24, 2023

The Trial of Polo: Day 4 (Afternoon Session)

 The trial of William "Polo" Edwards continues on its fourth day.  This afternoon's session is live-streamed below courtesy of WLBT. 

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Oodles and Doodles

 Managed to run into Jason Turner Overdrive and his padnah William Russell doodling away at The Bean Parlor Tuesday.  Check out their work.

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Will Judge McDaniels Protect Scumlord?

 The owner of the run-down Hotel 0 on I-55N in Jackson just might catch a break in Hinds County Court after the city of Jackson ordered him to demolish the eyesore last month.

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The Trial of Polo: Day 4

 The cross-examination of Shadow Robinson is underway.  Can Tom Fortner crack the witness?  Watch below to see what happens today. 

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Funny of the Day: Jackson Edition

You can't make this up.  Check out Jackson's ad for a public works director on LinkedIn.  

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Meltdown!

 The trial of William "Polo" Edwards broke down yesterday as the prosecution's star witness, Shadow Robinson, had a meltdown on the stand. 

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Wednesday, August 23, 2023

It's the Shadow Robinson Show

 Shadow Robinson is testifying in Polo's trial.  Watch it all below, courtesy of WLBT. 

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Oher Wants to Crunch Conservatorship Numbers

Michael Oher filed a motion to compel an accounting against his conservators, Sean and Leigh Ann Tuohy Monday in the Probate Court of Shelby County.  

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Sabotage?

The hunt is on for a saboteur.  JXN Water Manager Theodore Henifin said someone is intentionally sabotaging Jackson's water system by opening fire hydrants.  

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Robert St. John: If These Walls Could Speak

“If these old walls could speak
Of things that they remember well,
Stories and faces dearly held” – Jimmy Webb

As human beings we like to assign humanoid characteristics to inanimate objects. The late great comedian Richard Pryor was a master of it. He often brought various body parts and pieces of furniture alive in his act. This morning I caught myself doing it when the oft used and cliched phrase, “If these walls could speak,” popped into my head.   

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The Trial of Polo: Day 2

 The second day of William "Polo" Edwards' trial is underway.  Watch it below, courtesy of WLBT. 

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Domestic Violence Turns Deadly in Oakfield

 The Mississippi Department of Public Safety issued the following statement. 

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Sid Salter: Campaign Ad Wars Deserve Clarity in TANF Scandal

Mississippi’s TANF spending scandal must continue to be investigated and should go wherever the law and the program rules take the probe. Let the chips fall.

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Tuesday, August 22, 2023

Get Some Culture Saturday

Want to get some culture? Check out Rene Fleming's Cities that Sing: Paris at Malco Grandview Saturday. 

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Wade is New JPD Chief

Remove "Interim" from JPD Interim Police Chief Joseph Wade's title.  Jackson Mayor Chokwe Lumumba named the interim chief to be the permanent chief of the Jackson Police Department today.  

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Juror Sleeps Through Testimony

 A juror fell asleep for 40 minutes during the "Polo" Edwards trial today.  You can't make this up.  Watch Judge Peterson discusses the episode at 1:12:00. 

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Trollfest '09

Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.

Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).


Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.

Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".

In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.


In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.

Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.

Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.


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Trollfest '07

Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.

There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

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