Monday, February 28, 2022

Dan Berger: Wine's Infinities

When I first began to consume wine as a novice in the 1960s, I had no idea how many forms it could take and how complicated the subject can be once you get into it even on a cursory basis.

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DHS Employee Indicted for Embezzlement

 The Department of Human Services issued the following statement. 

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Food Fight!!! More Trash Talk

More fireworks took place at Jackson Mayor Chokwe Antar Lumumba's press conference today. Chief of Staff Dr. Safiya Omari said Ward 3 City Councilman Kenneth Stokes was an abuser of women as she fired at him with both barrels.  However, the smoke from her barrage had not yet cleared when the Mayor stepped into the fray and said members of the City Council, including Mr. Stokes and Ward 1 Councilman Ashby Foote, were taking bribes to steer the garbage contract.  Watch the first few. minutes of the press conference.  

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Fighting the Brain Drain

 State Auditor Shadrach Blanc issued the following statement. 

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Rambo Going to Prison

 Former Booneville police officer Dustin Rambo will serve 16 months in prison after he pleaded guilty to violating civil rights and making false statements. 

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Trash Talk: City Council Takes up Emergency Contract

 Emergency contract bans most garbage cans.

Will the whatever time be a charm for Jackson Mayor Chokwe Antar Lumumba?  Hizzoner placed the matter of awarding an emergency one-year garbage collection contract to Richard's Disposal on the agenda for Tuesday's meeting of the Jackson City Council.  The resolution and proposed contract are posted below.

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Sunday, February 27, 2022

Express Grain Shuck & Jive: Sold!!!

 This post is reprinted with the permission of the Taxpayer's Channel in Greenwood. 

UMB Bank was the highest bidder for the assets of Express Grain at the bankruptcy auction held Friday morning, according to multiple individuals who observed the auction.

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Lighten Up

The late Dr. Frank Pollard preached from Matthew 11: 27-30 in this 1993 sermon at First Baptist Church (Jackson). If ya didn't get to church today, enjoy the remedial sermon.

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Bill Crawford: War in Europe Will Impact Military Families First

“The era of authoritarian imperialism is back with a vengeance,” a Wall Street Journal editorial proclaimed hours before Russia invaded Ukraine.

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Saturday, February 26, 2022

D.L. Gardner: You Have to See it to Believe it.

When people argue, onlookers often say the truth is likely somewhere in the middle. The Truth does not reside somewhere in the middle between the sides. From the beginning we’ve made wrong decisions even when the right choice has been graciously provided. The Truth abides far above the highest intellects and imaginations of humanity. 

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M'ssippi Gets Some Broadband Money

First Consul Tate Reeves issued the following statement. 

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Trash Talk: It's War!

 The fight for Jackson's garbage contract is going to court - again.  Waste Management sued for an injunction against the city of Jackson and Mayor Chokwe Antar Lumumba in Hinds County Circuit Court yesterday. 

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Friday, February 25, 2022

Ted Rall: It's the Inflation, Stupid!

 Franklin D. Roosevelt, scion of one of the wealthiest families in American history, was worth about $67 million in today's dollars. He attended the prestigious Groton boarding school, Harvard College and Columbia Law. He was relatable to the masses despite his privileged background. In the words of a PBS documentary, he was "a patrician who spoke the language of the dispossessed."

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Day to Die Premieres in Jackson Tomorrow Night

The city of Jackson issued the following statement. 

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Idiot of the Day

Check out The View's resident idiot this morning.

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Power Talk

 Bigger Pie Forum's Ashby Foote discusses Europe's electricity problems with Douglas Carson of the Mississippi Center for Public Policy.

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Ukraine Thread

 Real war broke out in Ukraine after Russia invaded the country but the Ukraine people are fighting back. Apparently no one wants to spend time as a Russian prisoner.  The news is moving fast so consider this an open thread on the subject.  Comment here, post videos and links as you see fit. 

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Flashback Friday: The Drug Kingpin

Sudie Jones indictment posted below. 

Several readers got a little peeved when JJ and WLBT referred to Sudie Jones as a former drug "kingpin" when she was indicted in the Toni Johnson case recently.  Well, take a look at some news articles from the early 1990s. 

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MDA Loses $750K on Express Grain

 The Mississippi Development Authority submitted a claim for $750,000 in the Express Grain bankruptcy case on February 16.  

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Thursday, February 24, 2022

Trash Talk: FOOD FIGHT!!! (Updated)

 War broke out between Jackson Ward 3 Councilman Kenneth Stokes and Chief of Staff DR. Safiyah Omari during a discussion of the garbage contract today.  Curse words were used while Ward 7 Councilwoman Virgi Lindsey's voice became even more tortured as she begged them to stop yelling at each other.  This exchange is one for the books. 

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FBI Raids Express Grain Prez's Home

 This article is reprinted with the permission of the Taxpayer's Channel. 

Early this morning, armed agents of the Federal Bureau of Investigation raided the offices of Express Grain at the oil mill in Greenwood, as well as EG President John Coleman's home on Robert E Lee Drive. 

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Bill Gates is Sad

Bill Gates is sad over natural immunity. 

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The PERS 1918 Spring Offensive

Last year should have been a great year for PERS as its investments generated nearly a 33% return.  Let the good times roll. Time to party like it's 1999. The markets finally came back and PERS can invest its way to success.  Well, not so fast my friend.  While PERS killed it on Wall Street, a plethora of factors blunted the PERS progress to stability as the funding level rose less than a point.   

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Wednesday, February 23, 2022

Trash Talk: City Council Meets Tomorrow

 Will there be a showdown at high noon at Jackson City Hall? The City Council will meet tomorrow to discuss the Mayor's garbage state of emergency.  Check out the competing agendas posted below. 

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Jackson Free Clinic Marks 2 Decades of "Wellness Magic"

Gary Pettus authored the following UMC press release.

 Every morning on his way to medical school, Brittain Heindl learned a lot about the lives of patients before he ever got to class.

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Ridgewood Shootout

Some yewts got into a shootout yesterday but managed to get away.  WLBT's Christopher Fields reported on his Facebook page yesterday: 

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Robert St. John: The Notebook

It doesn't take much to make me happy these days. My wife might argue with that statement, but it’s true. It’s not that I have reached some state of self-actualization and have rocketed up to the summit of Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs or anything like that. It's just that— surprisingly— monetary and material things have taken a backseat to the spiritual and relational things in my life over the past several years. It’s a good place to be.

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Sid Salter: $73 Million Sandy Hook Verdict Unlikely to Impact Red States

KF Correction: The "verdict" was actually a settlement. Article

 

Does the stunning $73 million verdict against gun manufacturer Remington in the 2012 school shooting at Sandy Hook Elementary in Newtown, Connecticut, that claimed the lives of 20 first-graders and six educators signal a sea change in litigation against gun makers?

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Tuesday, February 22, 2022

The Seinfeld Reunion

 Let's face it.  Most people hated the Seinfeld finale. Unfortunately, not too many popular tv shows are able to stick the landing and that's not including the ending of you know what.  The Seinfeld finale lived on in infamy as something best forgotten.  However, the Seinfeld team made things right and put together a reunion show ten years later but with a twist - they buried it in another show on HBO.  If as yours truly, you were not aware of this little blast from the past, enjoy.

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Ben Shapiro: Canada Goes Tyrannical

     This week, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, the lightweight, unpopular elected leader of a country with a 93% vaccination rate for those over 60 and a total vaccination rate of 84%, announced that he would invoke the Emergencies Act in order to crack down on the Freedom Convoy -- a group of protesters opposed to government vaccination mandates for truckers. Trudeau breathily announced that invocation of the law was in fact "reasonable and proportionate." His public safety minister, Marco Mendicino, said that the actions were required thanks to "intimidation, harassment, and expressions of hate."

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Former Drug Kingpin Arrested in Election Commission Embezzlement Case

 State Supreme Bean Counter Shadrach White issued the following statement. 

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20 Years in DUI Death

 Madison-Rankin District Attorney Bubba Bramlett issued the following statement. 

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Trash Talk: Jackson Warns Waste Management Lawyer

 The Lumumba administration did not take too kindly to Waste Management's threat to take legal action after the Mayor declared a state of emergency so he could award a garbage contract to Richard's Disposal of New Orleans.

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Latest Bar Sanctions

 Posted below are the Mississippi Bar's disciplinary actions  for the second half of 2021.  They were obtained through a public records request.

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Monday, February 21, 2022

NYT: CDC Hides Covid-19 Info

In an unexpected outbreak of journalism, the New York Times  busted the CDC for hiding large amounts of Covid-19 data it collects. The newspaper of record reported today: 

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Dan Berger: Place Names

 When you buy a French Chablis, it will be made only from Chardonnay grapes grown in a small district in France, because that is required under French law. 

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Pearl Catches Catty Converter Thieves

 The Pearl Police Department issued the following statement. 

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Landmark Gets New Owners

 The Landmark Center on Capitol Street now belongs to the Mississippi Regional Housing Authority.   MRHA purchased the building from Landmark Property Company, LLC in July 2021.  


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The Ever-Shrinking Lanier High School

 Lanier High School's enrollment continues to collapse. Bulldog enrollment is only 566 students for the 2021-2022 school year. Lanier's student population fell 36% over the last decade, mirroring the abandonment of Jackson Public Schools. Once the largest public school district in Mississippi, JPS has less than 20,000 students today. 

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Sunday, February 20, 2022

Digging Through the Weed

Breaking Points dived into the weed, er, make that weeds of the medical marijuana industry last week.  The report focused on surprise, how big business is trying to rig the regulation of medical marijuana in each state and squash competition.  Forget rich guys in Arkansas, major corporations such as Miracle-Gro and Coke are jumping into the game.  Get read to watch Mary Jane's wild, wild, west.  Enjoy. 

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Tired of Being Tired?

If you overslept and missed church, enjoy this 1993 sermon as the late Dr. Frank Pollard pours out some scripture.  

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Bill Crawford: Boys & Men Failing in Mississippi Too?

 “Where have all the real men gone?” asked Enterprise-Journal Publisher Jack Ryan in a recent editorial.

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Saturday, February 19, 2022

Warning of the Day

 And...... socialist Russell Brand makes the same points as D.L. Gardner buuuuut in a slightly, just ever so slightly, different fashion about the boy prime minister up north.  

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D.L. Gardner: Stop It!

Those who live above us, who have authority over us, may not know how the rest of us really feel about being forced to do things we not only don’t want to do, but also things that will harm us, especially when those making the rules exempt themselves from those rules. Freedom loving Americans are fed up as are Canadians, French, British, Belgians, Australians, and New Zealanders. STOP IT!!!

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Jailbirds (Updated w/indictment)

 Hinds County Election Commissioner Toni Johnson and Cedric Cornelius are still in jail after they were arrested by the State Auditor's investigators yesterday. 

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Friday, February 18, 2022

Waste Management Sees & Raises Lumumba

 Waste Management fired back at Jackson Mayor Chokwe Antar Lumumba today after he declared a state of emergency yesterday so he could award a one-year garbage contract to Richard's Disposal of New Orleans. 

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Flashback Friday: Harvey Lumumba

 Jackson Mayor Chokwe Antar Lumumba was not the first Jackson Mayor to lie about the state not paying its water bills.  Mayor Harvey Johnson said the same thing which was not in 2010 as well.  JJ busted the current Mayor for the lie and busted Harvey for the lie as well with you guessed it, a public records request.  Check out this August 16, 2010 JJ post: 

Remember Harvey's little threat to cut off the state's water because it owed Jackson "millions" in unpaid past-due water bill?

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Toni Johnson Arrested (Updated)

The State Auditor's investigators arrested Hinds County Election Commissioner Toni Johnson this morning in Clinton. She is currently in custody at the Raymond Detention Center. More information will be posted when available.

Update (1:00 PM): State Auditor Shadrick White issued the following statement:

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Wading Through Jackson's Water Problems

 WLBT concluded it's three-part series on Jackson's water problems last night.  Reporters Anthony Warren and C.J. Lemasters quizzed the efforts to help the water system stay, well, above water in a ten-minute video.  The story is good local journalism that is worthy of your time.  They spent several weeks putting this package together and it shows in the production.  Watch it here.

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Thursday, February 17, 2022

Jobs! Jobs! Jobs!

 Nissan to invest $500 million in Canton plant

Governor Tate Reeves issued the following statement. 

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Trollfest '09

Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.

Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).


Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.

Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".

In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.


In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.

Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.

Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.


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Trollfest '07

Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.

There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

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