Wednesday, October 28, 2026

And Then There Were Four

The Shadster will throw his hat into the ring for Governor next week. 



Mr. White will join Attorney General Lynn Fitch, Former Speaker of the House Phillip Gunn, and Ag Commish Andy Gipson in declaring their candidacies for Governor next year.  


27 comments:

Anonymous said...

Some super smart capable candidates and then Lynn Fitch

Anonymous said...

Shad has never given me a syrup-filled biscuit at the state fair...

Anonymous said...

I am afraid Lynn Fitch and Phillip Gunn are suffering from delusions of grandeur. They need to find something more productive with their time than running for governor.

Anonymous said...

KF, you’d best get yourself a new set of knee pads.

Anonymous said...

He announced Phil was the whistleblower! Wasn't that sweet enough?

Anonymous said...

I am shocked I say, shocked. I didn't see the coming. Who knew? (Everyone).

Anonymous said...

Well, bless his little heart.

Anonymous said...

Free State of Jones!

Anonymous said...

Hopefully the rest of his campaign fliers won't be generated by AI.

Anonymous said...

Lynn Fitch is wasting her time and effort. Shad could make it interesting but probably a two-horse race between Gunn and Gibson.

Anonymous said...

Don't forget Delbert. I think it comes down to Delbert and Gunn. The hat and the auditor will split the aw shucks Trumper crowd. Nobody takes Lynn seriously.

Anonymous said...

So it's Phillip Gunn, Lynn, and the two segregationists Andy & Shadrick. Go Land Mass!

Anonymous said...

Well, I won't vote for the airhead AG and I've never been impressed with Gunn. I'll have to toss a coin to decide between the other two. Which one will be the least slavish to Trump? That's the one I'll vote for.

Anonymous said...

I would vote for shad

Anonymous said...

Cheap shot and not funny.

Anonymous said...

Andy Gipson is the man and I’d like for anyone to give me a serious argument against him other than you don’t like his hat or his singing. The guy is Mississippi to the dad-gum bone and actually wants to end all the crime in this state. I have personally talked with him and he acknowledges issues that Tater Tot and all the other soft GOP “leaders” won’t (brain drain).

Anonymous said...

The primaries will be ugly...mudslinging and food fighting. Hold my BEER!

Anonymous said...

Inky, Pinky, Blinky and Clyde

Anonymous said...

@3:30

ok you want an argument against him ill play

shad is a rhodes scholar

your turn jethro

Anonymous said...

the winner has not entered the race, yet. smartly so

Anonymous said...

Gunn - political grandstander; orchestrated the flag change disaster (no)
Fitch - clueless (no)
White - little brother (no)
Gipson - drilled a well at the state fair; created Genuine MS; led fairground upgrades (yes)

Anonymous said...

Shadrack thinks he owns the 'brain drain' topic due to his stupor duper task force white paper! (He's wrong.)

Anonymous said...

There were pictures of The Hat and other politicians at some event last night where The Hat was shooting a precision rifle off a bench with a bipod and rear bag and he was holding the stock of the rifle like he was shooting freehanded. If you're going to take a photo-op, at least look like you know what you're doing...

Anonymous said...

There has never been a less charismatic, relevant, exciting candidate than Philip Gunn. He will do nothing to conserve anything and he damn sure will bend the knee every time.

Anonymous said...

4:01 the hell are you talking about? That is literally a display/showcase of different rifles/scopes and in the picture he’s not doing anything “wrong”. Can you please not run your mouth when YOU don’t know what you’re talking about?

Anonymous said...

Too bad it's November 9. His buddy Jody Owens gets sentenced on November 4 and may not be able to go.

Anonymous said...

All of the Facebook rednecks are supporting Gipson (because of the flag), but we know the money is going to back Gunn. He's the only one with some sense.


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