Monday, September 1, 2025

Use Your Delusion, III

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26 comments:

Anonymous said...

Jackson was stable until Horhn? Well, I'll be damned...

Anonymous said...

What is Mayor Horhn doing for the
state to takeover Jackson. This article
doesn't make sense.

Anonymous said...

What speaks volumes is the voters got
rid of Lumumba.

Anonymous said...

When did Mayor Horhn promise to
deliver the city to Gov. Reeves? I sure
don't remember that.

Anonymous said...

Who in the heck wrote or said that? Absolutely Ludacris !

Anonymous said...

They want talk all the things Lumumba
didn't do for the city. Letting citizens
suffer with no water for weeks.

Anonymous said...

They only write articles. They don't
come out in the public and say these
things do they? Have you figured out
KF who is writing this stuff?

Anonymous said...

Here's proof that the last election didn't just appoint a new mayor. It cured a sickness.

Anonymous said...

It seems like the person(s) posting this have a major butthurt due to the voters getting rid of Lumumba.

Considering Lumumba got only 16% of the votes running as the incumbent that already helps narrow down the ID of the mysterious butthurt bloviator.

Anonymous said...

this stuff is written by old white boomer dudes so you can all have a right wing circle jerk. It gets you all so outraged like the Taylor Swift professor.
there is a reason jamie hides the names.

Anonymous said...

Why do you continue to give these racist, idiot losers an audience? Surely you are smart enough to know that you are giving them *EXACTLY* what they want.

Anonymous said...

People should never forget that the Lumumbites will not give up and they will seek to return to power. Being reminded of how absurd they are is important.

Anonymous said...

"Projecting" It's what Marxists do.

Here's a clue said...

These radical wannabes are trying to get the Lumumba loving crowd of Jackson all worked up PRIOR to their President, President Trump, sending the 200 Mississippi National Guard troops that their Governor Tate Reeves "loaned" to curb crime in Washington D.C.back to . Mississippi, specially Jackson, with a boat load more Guardsmen to curb the crime in Jackson. Homicides per capita Jackson is 15 times the national average. Chicago in the news is a smokescreen diversion.
THAT is why JPD Chief Wade hung up his badge. "Work" was about to get a lot busier.

Anonymous said...

What Sister R doing?

Anonymous said...

Hitting like button.

Anonymous said...

1:05 PM, “these racist, idiot losers” need “an audience.” Nothing like witnessing in real time the fools that White Liberal Democrats and their RINO brethren created, and have been emboldening for years, show just exactly how criminally retarded and evil they are.

Anonymous said...

This person is actually bragging about homicide statistics under the Lumumba administration?

That only works if the actual homicide statistics aren't cited, and someone is too stupid or gullible to look them up.

Jackson had the highest per-capita homicide rate in the country for what, 4 years running under Lumumba?

Anonymous said...

Let me get this straight. Lumumba etal calling someone Mr Envelope Man? Bwahahahahaha See you in court, you grifter.

Lumumba = irrelevant.

Kingfish said...

Nice try, Melvin. You know exactly who wrote this and it wasn't a honky.

Anonymous said...

Why give Rukia and Lumumba racist supporters a platform? Ignore them. What they have to say doesn’t matter. The city voters spoke. Lumumba was sent to the street with the trash.

Anonymous said...

The wording is precise with perfect grammar, both of which would be uncommon in this particular argument. Leaves only a few people or their cult who could be responsible.

Clue: It ain't a honky!

Anonymous said...

You didn't realize that?

Anonymous said...

Did Mad Maxine Waters write that?

Anonymous said...

12:58, They still got you on the payroll Melvin? Better not let them get too far behind with the paychecks, or you'll probably never collect.

Anonymous said...

"This isn't just about one resignation. It's part of a bigger strategy..."

Damned fine strategy. If a lot more COJ employees resign, it'll be a start. And if they don't, fire 'em. And unlike the DOGE crap, there are darned few essential workers who are also competent, hard-working, and hard to to replace at the same competence and output.

My wife and I are as white as white comes, but if Horhn can move Jackson toward a primarily-black nice and working city, he'll have a lot of support, including ours 100%. Chuckstick was a disaster on all fronts. And our friends who happen to be black (a spectrum of folks, from professionals to working folks, no thugs or "urban" types) have done more to convince us of his myriad flaws than attempt to argue them into the background. He lost, at least in part, because he was a shitty, incompetent, corrupt son-of-a-bitch. His skin color just made it more tragic.


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