Wednesday, September 3, 2025

College Car Burglars Caught

 The Capitol Police issued the following statement. 

Capitol Police arrest two juveniles in connection to over 20 auto burglaries in Jackson ๐Ÿš”
In the early morning hours of September 2, multiple vehicles were reported broken into on the Belhaven and Millsaps campuses, and one vehicle was reported stolen.
Within just a few hours, Capitol Police officers spotted the stolen vehicle traveling on Pear Orchard Road and conducted a traffic stop. The driver and passenger, both juveniles, were wearing clothing matching the descriptions of the subjects, and stolen items were recovered from the vehicle. The two were apprehended at the scene with no further incident.
๐Ÿ‘ Great work by our officers for their swift action, attention to detail, and commitment to keeping our communities safe.

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

if they only knew how to lock their cars.

Anonymous said...

I guess that their high school isn't back in session yet, or employer gave them today off?

Anonymous said...

I bet the two juveniles were upstanding young men who just had a desire toward a higher education.

Anonymous said...

Sucks that this happened but man, how refreshing is Capitol PD? Hopefully people will learn to keep their mischief out of their district.

Anonymous said...

What did Hohrn call the Capitol Police? A “necessary evil”. Lord help Jackson

Anonymous said...

Meanwhile, JPD taking a nap.

Anonymous said...

Attn. 10:52 a.m.,you don’t “break” into an unlocked automobile.

Anonymous said...

youths on a path to feralhood-

Anonymous said...

Is it my imagination or have the Capitol PD expanded their patrol range responsibilities? Good job!

Anonymous said...

No matter. The Hinds County justice system (I use that term loosely) will train them that there are few if any consequences for criminal activities.

Anonymous said...

Good job, Capitol PD!

Anonymous said...

If you lock your car in Jackson, you end up paying out the ass for broken windows.

Anonymous said...

"Breaking and Entering" has nothing to do with broken windows.

Anonymous said...

I believe July 1st their jurisdiction increased to county line road.

Anonymous said...

Auntie: They are gooda boys and just needed a car to get to bible study.

Anonymous said...

July 1st it extended to Northside Dr.. Probably further north in the future. County Line area needs it.

Anonymous said...

@1:40. The problem is that the number of Capitol PD officers hasn't increased. If they keep up the expansions, their response time will be as bad as JPD's. What made CPD so appealing at first was that they saturated the initial CCID because they had lots of officers for a relatively small area. They could probably use another 100 officers to police their entire area effectively.

Anonymous said...

Who funds the CP?

Anonymous said...

Lemme have your home address. Hopefully one of your doors or windows will be unlocked someday and I can help myself to the free goodies inside.
Because hey, if it was not locked so...no crime right?

Anonymous said...

The little ๐Ÿ’ฉs

Anonymous said...

Taxpayers.

Anonymous said...

The state…Capitol PD is a state agency


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