Thursday, November 7, 2024

Mistletoe Mayhem

 Just another night among Jackson's finest at the Mississippi Trade Mart. 


39 comments:

Anonymous said...

Deputies hold one guy while another delivers two blows to the gut and face. And those brainless twits drunk already. Fuck me.

Anonymous said...

Madison County's finest!

Anonymous said...

Them baws look familiar. Who is it?

Anonymous said...

I heard the guy doing the punching was security

Anonymous said...

I believe the guy making the punches is one of the private security officers hired to work the event. He would have been a lot better off showing a little restraint and filing agg assault charges after the guy kicked him in the face. Instead, he let his emotions get the best of him and retaliated while the guy was restrained. Although he's not LEO, that still won't look good in court.

Anonymous said...

I'm sure this will be settled in The Grove on Saturday.

Anonymous said...

Cause Santa Claus is watching you…..

Anonymous said...

Somebody messed up about their candidate of choice.

Anonymous said...

Not much power behind any of those blows.

Anonymous said...

It always amazes me that people try to force others to put a camera down and not film in public. Kick rocks, you green been casserole sucking corn-bread licking mouth-breaking village idiots.

Anonymous said...

The gala night is nothing other than people pretending to be impirtant, flaunting fake boobs and drinking too much. Surprised this doesn't happen more. I use to go but now it's like a rich boy frat party. Too old for it.

Anonymous said...

Making America Great Again one punch at a time…

Anonymous said...

Before I click on the video, can someone tell me what's the video-sharing venue? I couldn't get any ID on it, even after right-clicking "inspect". I just want to make sure I don't ruin another computer with whitelisted spyware via TikTok. We really need to know who's the video-hosting entity.

Anonymous said...

Fat grey headed guy doesn't pack much of a punch does he? And nice to hear the lady demanding cameras down in a state owned venue.

Anonymous said...

I'm a 40 year old, conservative white male living in Hinds County, and I have no desire to go to these kinds of events for reasons like this. Those rich, white folks from Madison County can't act right once they get a few drinks in them.

Anonymous said...

anyone know who they are or what the issue was?

Anonymous said...

That wasn't a good look for anyone involved. Particularly them nailing the guy while he had his arms pinned behind him by the deputies.

Anonymous said...

Generally it is well-advised to leave functions when they are ended rather than insist to remain and continue drinking

Anonymous said...

Old guy was throwing the haymaker was security. Young buck who got caught the haymaker is Loren Eaton. I wonder what the fisticuffs is about?

Anonymous said...

At 51 years old, I'm proud to say that I've never been to Mistletoe Marketplace, and I NEVER will go. I'd rather drink bleach.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like a helluva time.

Anonymous said...

"flaunting fake boobs and drinking too much" - Sounds like a good time. Someone tell me how to get tickets.

Anonymous said...

"When your legs don't work like they used to before"

Anonymous said...

Staged. Fake.

Anonymous said...

1:26 pm know one, not sure on security guard. no idea of why

Anonymous said...

Usually the fake boobs are flaunted right along side the real ones!

Anonymous said...

Hey, let’s leave fake boobs out of this! They ain’t done shit to nobody

Anonymous said...

"Not much power behind any of those blows" is correct. Looked like two p____s.

Anonymous said...

I wish Madison County trash would stay out of our nice, well-organized, formal NE Jackson events. This is a nice place - we don’t need you people ruining all our fun. If you don’t like the rampant crime, abject failures of local government, gross waste and mismanagement, and crumbling infrastructure, then you can’t play with our things.

Anonymous said...

The handcuffed guy took the other guy's best punch to the jaw and it didn’t even phase him.

Anonymous said...

I saw two certified boobs in that video. I missed the fake boobs.

Wow said...

Mississippi. Dressed up pig.

Anonymous said...

When silent auctions go wrong...

Anonymous said...

What in the White White World of Drunk Combat Sports is going on here!?!?

Anonymous said...

Put Camera Down! We Only Record In Hinds and Rankin County!!

Anonymous said...

What were they fighting over? Silent auction bidding war on a weekend rental at 30A? Or maybe one of them badmouthed the other’s daughter’s dorm room at Ole Miss?

Anonymous said...

Not a good look for Law security. Would you want to contract with a security firm that the owner throws punches like a 2 year old?

Anonymous said...

Against a restrained man at that.

Anonymous said...

Y'all are talking about how the security guards let the shorter guy get in a few "punches" like that's bad after the tall guy just kicked him in the face.


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