Jackson Jambalaya

Are they accepting nominees?

Honestly didn't even think they were open anymore.

I can think of a few contenders for "biggest a-hole."

REALLY!! So Jackson City Council Can't Come Together And Pass An Ordinances Against These Ads In city!! SADD!! Where The Protest By The Thousands Of Churches In Area, First Baptist and others are less than 2 miles from Nasty Butt Juice Facility.

Any judges needed?

That's enough internet for today

Does the winner get a string of pearls?

In this age of new enlightenment the question must be asked whether or not Chokwe intends to enter the contest.

Do they mean that literally or figuratively? Referring to the latter, I can think of LOADS of those in Jackson!

For Twerking contestants? Raunchy porn palace. Anyone gets on video slipping into that den of inequity could be a future blackmail target.

For Twerking contestants? Raunchy porn palace. Anyone gets on video slipping into that den of inequity could be a future blackmail target.

Chowke will be a judge, because it takes one to know one.

Drove me to the website for details, was looking for judging criteria, see if I had a shot. No help. But, did notice that they have Bitch Slap Thursdays, and offer table and sofa dances (sofa dance costs more). Could some Danny's regulars fill us in on (a) judging criteria for hole comp, (b) what is Bitch Slap, and (c) what's the diff between sofa and table dance, is sofa worth the extra $$$? Thanks.

This ad makes more money for plastic surgeons who bleach women’s asses…gotta have that starfish looking like the porn stars

danny owens has been dead for several years . they got him frozen up in memphis in that kryptonite stuff and they gonna thaw him out the economy gets better.

Who, exactly drove you?

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Only in jackson

What out of state city is our mayor in tonight?

Ohweeeee!

Can’t even spell “dayly” correctly and they want to be judging people’s ballon knots. The audacity.

Are butt plugs needed for the decency laws, like nipple pasties for the starfish? SpongeBob will be jealous.

Get out the old Skynyrd album and play "That smell".

I’m with 4:46. Thought they closed years ago.

Cinnamon and sugary
And softly spoken lies
You never know just how you look
Through other people's eyes

They should spell check.

Culture rot is the biggest problem in Jackson.

When do the butthole surfers play?

Only in jackson can you see a sign like this, a billboard on I-20 and I-220 telling you to get tested for STD’s. I promise, we didn’t have this type of culture in the 60’s, 70’s and 80’s. Look how far we have gone down the tubes.

Sodom and Gomorrah - Lord God Jesus help us.

Sodom and Gomorrah experienced the fate that Jackson is headed for. The mere fact that this display is allowed and not immediately taken down says everything about Jackson and its total void of leadership. How does a parent driving by explain this to a child who sees this and asks for an explanation? This is simply a public display that reinforces the fact that Jackson is doomed to the ignorant, immoral criminal element that now populates the city.

I’m pretty sure Danny’s closed - maybe that’s a photoshop?

On a side note, Salvador Dali was very interested in human buttholes. He postulated that all people have individual and unique number of butthole “creases.” Perhaps you can identify people by their butthole prints? “Quick, dust the scene for ass prints!!”

The mere fact that this display is allowed and not immediately taken down says everything about Jackson

Says everything about Jackson's Mayor, PERIOD. Everyone in the metro, the State, the legislature and many citizens from our neighbor states give thanks that they don't live in Mississippi's debauched Crapital City.

City Council and Mayor looked at doing it before and not just in this administration. Lawyers always say they would lose in court.

Not too long ago, several years, there was a billboard by one of the single mom's dance studios that just had scantily clad women in it and the administration, not this one of course, made them take it down.

Sounds/looks like a shitty event......

Can't we ask Chief Wade about this? Lord knows he's got an opinion about everything else under the sun. Why not call him on his personal phone Kingfish? He answers it, ya know.

KF @ 8:26
Since when did Chokme worry if he would lose in court.
Sometimes you have to do what needs to be done and take a chance that the court will agree.
When the precedent seems to be against you, a good lawyer comes up with a new unique, different, argument to make his point.
Or find a loophole.

Ass men rejoice!

I hate it here.

I looked it up for you guys. A sofa dance takes place on a love seat, when the customer sits in the middle of the seat and the dancer stands facing the customer with a foot against either arm rest, opening her legs in a "V" with her privates at nose level to the customer. Most likely a personal fetish dance that would give a psychiatrist lots of stuff to talk about.

Pristine...NOT!

Danny's has been the butt of all jokes for years.

8:30 and the rest of you pathetic morons can manage to make light of a public display like this that corrupts our children and reinforces our uncivilized image with any visitor who passes through and sees this. You are part of the problem and never offer or care for a solution. Sick.

Thank you, 3:06, for enlightening us. I now understand if we just take butthole judging competitions seriously on this blog, Danny’s will also see the light and cease having them, and downtown will clean itself up. Consider me reformed.

I’ve never seen so many posts !