Saturday, October 5, 2024

Celebration!

 Up in Nashville......





And over at the SEC Shorts Instagram story:



Oh, and Moscogna just had to gloat. 


28 comments:

Anonymous said...

Congrats to Vandy, but this was the ultimate trap game for us. We win this game 99/100 times. They caught us off guard and got lucky so congrats to the.m for taking advantage.

GM said...

Good for Vandy.

I hope they party all week.

Lord knows they deserve to experience a victory like this.

Anonymous said...

Anchor Down ⚓

Anonymous said...

11:01 pm. Typical Bama diehard. Roll Tide! Downhill that is....

Anonymous said...

I love it when each weeks games aren't a gimme. 'Bama had their big win last week, so they need to shutup and let Vandy have theirs.

Anonymous said...

Bama never was really a top 5 team this year.

Anonymous said...

Most people haven’t yet realized how irrelevant college football is nowadays.

Anonymous said...

11:01 Saban left just in time didn’t he? He he he

Anonymous said...

7:56 is correct. Bama is not elite.

otisfyfe said...

I look for MSU and USM to be in the playoffs this year. Don't doubt me!

Anonymous said...

You may win 99/100, but this was 100th. :-))

Anonymous said...

Alabama fans can use the term "luck" all they want. Vanderbilt gashed them the whole game. Alabama will lose more than one game this year. The sidewalks of America are doing some shuffling this week.

Anonymous said...

I do not understand why people start tearing shit up after being victorious. That's like getting the promotion of your life and then burning your house down. Idiots.

Anonymous said...

Bama is a very good team that had a let down after a huge win. My bet I they don’t lose another regular season game.

Anonymous said...

It's not like that at all. Taking down a goal post on the occasion of extreme celebration has been a pastime for a hundred years at least. Beats the hell out of looting, torching and turning cars over.

That you and I have personally experienced that particular emotion is not relevant.

anonymous said...

I've never seen a bunch of piss ants the likes of alabama fans . they can bitch , moan, cry and complain worse than any fans in the country.

anonymous said...

i sure hope that vandy QB ends up with the saints.

Anonymous said...

11:01 what position do you play on the team with all this “we & us” stuff?

Vandy didn’t get lucky, they won outright. Quit trying to downplay their victory. That kind of arrogance is why the whole nation despises Saban era Bama fans. Alabama lost this game on defense and penalties “99 out of 100” my ass! Not when it counted anyway.

Steve said...

SEC Shorts gonna be lit this week!

Anonymous said...

Costco has wheeled out several cases of Bama Butthurt Balm for you, 11:01. Stock up, cause the season ain't over.

Anonymous said...

They ought to forfeit the win and go on probation just for the post game behavior. Plus criminal charges for the guilty.

Anonymous said...

The post saban decline started sooner than expected.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, just like Bama did when a Bama Bandwaggoner poisoned Auburn's tree, right? Or like Ole Miss when they beat Bama? Or Tenn? Oh, wait.

Anonymous said...

Why not hijack the Alabama Bus, parade it downtown, leave the field equipment alone?

Anonymous said...

Hmmmm, 3:21. Let's see, 18 USC 2119. Versus a normal goal post teardown which gets an SEC fine. Federal felony, vs hijinks that a donor will gladly pay off. Sort of like the Toomer's Tree poisoner who went to jail and his successor who also went to jail for arson versus all the other schools who do this for epic wins. Any other bright ideas?

Anonymous said...

Bama fan here, for 60 years. I'm not sure if you watched the same game I did. That was an old fashion ass whipping Vandy gave Bama.

Anonymous said...

@11:01 pm: Resist the urge to travel to Nashville to poison their trees.

God will send another tornado to Tuscaloosa, otherwise, Udyke wannabe.

Anonymous said...

Even a blind hog finds an acorn once in a while


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