Sunday, February 18, 2024

Let the Polling Begin

Someone is conducting a poll in Mississippi this weekend.  Check out the questions. 






 State Auditor Shad White said he nor anyone affiliated with him commissioned the poll.  So who is behind it? 


31 comments:

Anonymous said...

Who gives a shit, just more of the same do nothing GOP

Anonymous said...

When this all is finished, we will find that this was all a smear job on Favre.

What a joke.

Anonymous said...

Brett Favre will be the next governor of Mississippi. You heard it here first.
We’re going to straighten this shit out.

Anonymous said...

How about neither or if that’s the best we have then we don’t have much hope. Just as the current candidates for president, this country is headed down the drain. But no one that is not part of the system will dare to run for office. Take Trump as an example, like him or not the system is determined to destroy him for the crime of beating Hillary who was the heir to the throne.
I truly fear for our country’s future.

Anonymous said...

Well whose name is the top of the selection ? 不 this guy needs to pump the brakes

Anonymous said...

Brett Farve's running for something? Who knew?

Anonymous said...

Never ever

Anonymous said...

Duff

Anonymous said...

@5:07, you can say it’s a smear campaign but, the whole Favre bunch doesn’t have to be smeared much. Jus’ sayin’ for a friend. I’ve done business with them and well, that’s all I need to say.

Anonymous said...

If it’s between Shad White and Lynn Fitch then it’s Shad by a country mile

Anonymous said...

Scrappy poll. There will be several other actual potential candidates, and neither of the two 'polled'by Shad will be the eventual nominee.

And, FWIW, I dont believe White's denial of having nothing to do with this poll, if this is the limit of what it asked about 2027

Anonymous said...

Dilbert?

Anonymous said...

Dilbert is up next. Fitch or White don't stand a chance. Fitch is done politically after he performance as AG. Watson will slide into the Lt Gov (which will be ummmm interesting)

Anonymous said...

I thought Delbert already said he may want to run. He and the old lady(gilbert) should take the state unless the ghost of Jerry Clower raises to campaign for Shad. We are deep thinkers in Mississippi

Anonymous said...

Too bad Brett didn’t just save some of his earnings. He could be retired without a care. Could’ve built a new volleyball arena with cash. Instead, had to record all those radio commercials.

Anonymous said...

Tommy Duff

That is all.

Anonymous said...

If I were Andy Gipson (which I’m not) I would commission a false flag poll like this to make Shad look bad.
But then again, I’ve studied Sun Tzu and Cicero.

Anonymous said...

Mike Chaney would be a better governor at 84 than Delbert Hosemann would be at 80.

Anonymous said...

I agree Fitch can forget about it. I know someone who recently filed a detailed complaint with her Public Integrity Division detailing at length clear and undeniable misconduct (to include clear cut criminal stalking and cyberstalking) by a cabal of LEO’s who participate in a toxic GroupMe chat forum called “MS Law Enforcement Metro.” False, defamatory and threading information was first published in this chat forum then widely disseminated to several are LE departments and by them into the community at large. Needless to say, the subject of this malicious attack lost his job and was just rejected for a job out of state based solely on this false and defamatory info that is still being circulated by and among LE officers from Madison and Rankin County. I’ve seen the complaint- 8 pages of detailed facts supporting police misconduct charges and actual criminal violations. I know the complainant met for an hour with AG investigators. In 24 hours, complainant received a letter stating the AG decided not to pursue an investigation. I’m an attorney. I understood the message. Politically this doesn’t help the AG. Seeing how the AG essentially ignored the goon squad case until the DOJ filed charges, I’m not surprised. The AG has only political principles, and area LE departments are still rife with goons.

Anonymous said...

Everything on the poll sheet is spelled properly - Meaning Rukia is not behind it.

Anonymous said...

Chok Lamumbles for Governor!!!

Anonymous said...

Delbert will be Governor

Anonymous said...

10:31
Ditto

She literally doesn’t a damn thing but wear red and campaign.

Anonymous said...

10:02
What would your poll say?

Anonymous said...

Delbert will be too old.
If I am Watson I’d keep a close eye on Shad ruing his image and fighting with Fitch. Gunn/Andy/Gibert/Kelly are some well known names as well. As for Duff, ask Oprah about a billionaire running for a high office, too many skeletons in their closet. I mean hats off to them if the make a lot of money but there will be many things that come to light with that much.

Anonymous said...

“Asking for a friend…”
“I know someone who…”
不不不不

Anonymous said...

At least the Duff boys paid for the Southern Miss Field House building with their own money.

Anonymous said...

I hope Shad or Watson wins. Fitch and Delbert are way too moderate.

Anonymous said...

Will a certain radio personality run for Governor?

Anonymous said...

Andy Gipson is the most popular statewide official. The cowboy act and ultra right wing plays well across the state.

Anonymous said...

PLEASE send me an invite to that poll



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