Monday, February 6, 2023

Idiots of the Day

 This could have ended real badly for everyone.  Posted on Facebook: 

Sitting at the traffic light on Northside Dr waiting for the light to change:

Two teenagers no more than 13 years old jumped in front of my vehicle. One had a knife and the other forgot to take the little orange cap off the play gun he had,had the freaking nerves to motion for me to exit my vehicle. So yes, I got out and in the same motion displayed my weapon in their direction and they were advised that if they take one more step they both will die. As they ran back across Northside I couldn't help but to wonder why are these kids so desperate to die. At that age I probably wouldn't have shot them but if I had gotten my hands on them it was not gonna be nice. PEOPLE, WATCH YOUR SURROUNDINGS

PARENTS, PARENTS, PARENTS...CHECK YOUR CHILDREN. IF YOU DON'T HAVE MONEY TO BURY THEM THEN YOU BETTER CHECK THEM. Yes I could have justifiably killed them both but I feel that there's still hope for our children future. Yes,I'm still upset as to what could have happened but hopeful that a lesson was learned — feeling annoyed.

35 comments:

Anonymous said...

Doubt this happened.

Anonymous said...

That was a life altering moment for most. But not them

Anonymous said...

I doubt it happened also.

Anonymous said...

You know they were really collecting for the Community Fund?

Anonymous said...

2:18 I tend to agree with you. Doubt this happened. This sounds like a blow hard. Anyone with any kind of training(or sense) would not have gotten out of their vehicle in a situation like this. They would have reversed and driven in another direction or slowly proceeded forward until out of the situation. Even if you bump one of them, it sure beats a cop pulling up with your gun drawn on a kids with a plastic gun.

Anonymous said...

2:18 and 2:48 are bots

Anonymous said...

Just getting ready for Sista Rukia's fundraiser tonight at M Bar

Anonymous said...

You want to bet it didn’t happen??? This is jackson fellas! Yes, those kids are taught early and it’s going to be a situation in the near future where they are taught before they turn 6 years old! The sad thing is, if any of you have looked at your furniture and fixture taxes in Hinds for 2022 and you have taken a long hard sickening look at it, IF your business is inside the city limits it shows that almost HALF goes towards jps. Those kids needed to be in school, if it was a weekday and school hours AND no one is policing the city to make sure the kids are in school. As my old departed Dad who fought the communist would say “ a commie kid will kill you as fast as a commie adult, or faster because they don’t understand the repercussions of their actions”. So yes, it is believable that this can or did take place. Remember, the same ideology for training commie kids over seas is being used today. Some of you are just too blind or ignorant to acknowledge it.

Anonymous said...

There were actually three idiots in this scenario.

Anonymous said...

Now go back and read this to yourself in the Morgan n Morgan for the people voice! Not sure why but sounds like a commercial. Also sounds totally made up.

Anonymous said...

These boys were just trying to complete one of the activities required to be an Eagle Scout in Troop Jackistan. Having that car jacking merit badge would bolster their confidence.

Anonymous said...

Yes, this did happen. I read about it on the internet.

Anonymous said...

If this actually happened, it would take a damned fool to jump out in the middle of the road and engage these boys, regardless of their age or perceived intention. Could have been a trap to get you out of your vehicle. Then we'd be reading your obit.

But, hey...you bad.

Anonymous said...

EPA will fix it

Anonymous said...

I call bullshit.
This sounds like a middle aged white boy’s wet dream

Anonymous said...

Chowke was correct; this was only a perception of an attempted carjacking.

Anonymous said...

"2:18 and 2:48 are bots "

Bots aren't that dumb......

Anonymous said...

Definitely sounds like a made up story. The person who wrote it sounds dangerous and is looking for a chance to kill someone.

Anonymous said...

Alex, I'll take things that never happened for $500.

Anonymous said...

I don’t doubt the kids stopping someone at the red light and pulling a toy gun, that’s the most believable part of the post. The guy from Meal Team 6 Tac Ops jumping out of his vehicle & brandishing a firearm to teach them a lesson didn’t happen, or if it did, he’s an idiot, but I bet it’s just chest beating.

Anonymous said...

Someone please out this fudd. Guaranteed to have a thin blue line or punisher sticker on his jacked up, combat ready vehicle. He’s probably the guy you never want to see at the gun counter or the range.

Anonymous said...

Not that I blame you but you have gotten lazy......

Anonymous said...

How can you prove he is telling the truth or not?

Anonymous said...

Why were you in Jackson to begin with?

Anonymous said...

"Yeah, that time the 13 year old with the knife motioned for me to get out of the car, so I did. Then, I slapped Ole Roscoe and said, 'You punks know why they only let me have ONE bullet? Cuz that's all I need!" Then, the punks cried out 'Mama!' and went running off...."

Barney getting old Mary Lou all hot and bothered with his derring do.

Barney never mentions that time the mob of chicks took all his money. But, hey, the cookies were good, anyway...

Anonymous said...

I am enjoying the displeasure of the Jackson mayor over the Capitol police. It is proof to what I believed for so long, in that the major is for lawless. Nothing bothers him like good law enforcement.

Anonymous said...

Man that’s some next level cringe posting right there.

Anonymous said...

Well, this kind of stuff doesn’t happen in Belhaven, they have their own privately funded police department.

Anonymous said...

Unless there is a police report, it didn't happen. Then again, if filed with JPD, it still didn't happen.

Anonymous said...

This incident will show up in JPD's crime statistics, in say, 30 or 40 years. Right?

Anonymous said...

I call BS too for the record.

Sadly, there would be no actual record regardless because 911 is not a service that the COJ provides.

Anonymous said...

@5:29- Agreed! Unless they themselves were criminals, why would anyone be so opposed to a group that is actually bringing law and order to a city that is so out of control?

Anonymous said...

Liberals on here have too much faith to think that a doctor and an astronaut would do such a thing. But then again they believe in climate racism or whatever.

John Wick said...

Yeah.

Anonymous said...

You gotta be strategic when approaching intersections with stoplights in Jackson. Leave yourself several car lengths to maneuver when shit hits the fan; choose the lane with exit options (forward, reverse, up, down, left, right); never stop flush with another vehicle; be prepared to run any given redlight even if it means a 4-car collision (severe bodily injury less likely with traffic moving at snail’s pace); gun the hell out of it when need be because under no circumstances should you even contemplate stopping if the light is any shade of yellow and you can beat the cross-traffic. Stuff like that.



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