Friday, February 3, 2023

Car Burglars Caught

 The Madison Police Department issued the following statement. 

26 comments:

Anonymous said...

Talk about burn outs. Hope they all have fun getting chauffeured around to the different courts before all is said and done.

Anonymous said...

Thinking Brandy must be the brains of this outfit-

Unknown said...

Brandy, Brandy, Brandy, what have you gone and done? Girl, who you been foolin' around with?

Anonymous said...

That's how it's done in Madison, folks. Two days to catch them.

Anonymous said...

damn that’s a rough 47

Ménage à trois said...

Brandy is hot. Meth hasn't hurt her appearance at all. She must be their play thing while on the road. They obviously hadn't heard that Madison County is a "no blessings" county.

Anonymous said...

When will the criminals ever learn?

I wish Madison would put a sign on the interstate that says - we have a big jail for criminals.

Anonymous said...

LOL @ you fools who think Madison's swift justice deters criminals from going there and doing crime. Plenty more where these idiots came from.

Anonymous said...

I just googled 'Witherspoon Street'. Yikes! It seems to have been one of the back alleys for the help, behind once of Greenville's once-stylish grand boulevards. Now, it looks more post-apocalyptic than humble. Were these three Floridians holed-up in one of the abandoned houses?

Greenville's grand boulevards, by the way, aren't lookin' so hotsy-totsy, either, these days.

Anonymous said...

Look at Brandy all dolled up for Valentine’s!

Anonymous said...

Isn't that Darnell from the old comedy TV show "My name is Earl"?!

Anonymous said...

Tag Readers -- SCORE
LEO working together to track and message other LEO Jurisdictions - SCORE
Looser x 3 Land in Jail - SCORE BIG!

Anonymous said...

"Look at Brandy all dolled up for Valentine’s! "

Is there a reason she looks like she's 100 years old? Living must be tough in Fla.

Anonymous said...

@1:12 crime stats argue otherwise.

Anonymous said...

She’s a real sweet heart!

Anonymous said...

Any port in a storm. Well, no, I'll drown.

Anonymous said...

I'm not sure the song matches this Brandy.

https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=brandy+you%27re+a+fine+girl

Anonymous said...

But hey…”It’s a beautiful day”….:)

Anonymous said...

Madison County is using valentines jump suits? They need to put that Bust Money to better use.

Anonymous said...

Did they also steal the cars at Mississippi College?

Anonymous said...

Tie-Rod "It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood"

Y'all cut Brandy some slack. She owns the hot-plate.

Anonymous said...

Darn, and she was going to be a strong contender for Miss Greenville 2023.

Anonymous said...

47 year old Brandy? Damn…

Anonymous said...

Greenville runs third behind Clarksdale and Jackson for street crimes. I'm befuddled as to why these three were holed up there and decided to ply their trade in Madison. Such crimes are more-less routine occurrences in Greenville and would go unnoticed, much less result in persuit.

But, I reckon the potential 'take' would be of more value over in Madison.

Kingfish: Any word on whether they were jimmying locks and busting windows or just pulling on door handles?

Anonymous said...

Waiting on Krusatyr to point out my misspelling of pursuit. He's on a crusade, ya know.

Anonymous said...

Brandy’s necklace looks like the Tiki idol necklace that gave the Brady Bunch so much grief in Hawaii. Apparently it’s still cursed.



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