Wednesday, February 1, 2023

Marshand Wants Rematch

Never let it be said Marshand Crisler is a quitter. Despite getting drummed by five thousand votes in November 2021, he wants a rematch with Hinds County Sheriff Tyree Jones. Check out the rest of the Hinds County ballot as there are a couple of surprises. 





29 comments:

Anonymous said...

No do-overs, loser!

Anonymous said...

Crisler and his wife are running for office in the same county at the SAME time?? What in the conflict of interest is going on here??

Anonymous said...

7:26. The only jobs they cab get are public trough.

Anonymous said...

7:26, no conflict of interest, but certainly a political conflict. If I were advising the campaign of either, I would not recommen it.

But maybe its like buying a lottery ticket (with either winning probably having the same odds) - they assume if you have multiple entries, your chances of winning at least one is increased.

It is Marshand, after all.

Anonymous said...

Calhoun is determined to control Hinds County one way or another!

Anonymous said...

@7:26...Got to have that Government one way or another!

Anonymous said...

Is there an entry on the qualifying form for you to enter your stupid nickname or something? Why the hell would someone put "Biskit" on there?

Anonymous said...

that explains why he never took his sign down on 55

Anonymous said...

Credell put Marshand up against Tyree Jones and God knows he put Eva, Marshand wife the alleged X Stripper in Robert Graham race.
Debra Dixon going to beat Credell 7 - 1

Anonymous said...

Calhoun’s days in charge are numbered.

And Tyree has done a decent job, all things considered. He will win easily.

Anonymous said...

I keep thinking the name Charlotte Reeves will pop up somewhere. Maybe in a Constable race.

Anonymous said...

The only actionable conflict would be if both Crislers were to win, which they won't, and she didn't recuse herself during S.O. budget discussions took place. But, alas, neither has a snowball's chance in hell.

Remember, candidates...Can't be drivin' no nails and staples in power poles. It's illegal.

Anonymous said...

Tyree came into the job with so so many problems. At least there aren’t riots every other day out at the farm.

Anonymous said...

@7:22AM

There were never riots at the farm. The farm has always been an easy to run place where the inmates understood not to screw up too badly or you get sent to the older hellhole down the hill. What has helped Tyree is that when the Judge scaled back the consent decree he pulled back the DOJ Monitors and the SO stopped reporting a lot of things going on at RDC. They no longer have to have monthly monitor meetings where they report all the stats for fights, violence, escapes, serious injuries, deaths, etc. They also don't have to report to the DOJ any serious injuries or deaths within 24 hours like they used to. RDC is just as screwed up as ever but it is just swept under the rug easier now. There are just as many if not more problems now since they have barely any staff to work the facility and keep losing more and more due to morale and his hubris but hey they just spent $100,000 on a F250 and horse trailer to pull around horses they don't even own to parades and the fair.

Anonymous said...

Do any of the Hinds County Supervisors have real jobs outside these gubment gigs? If so, what are they? If not, that's telling.

Anonymous said...

Do any of the Hinds County Supervisors have real jobs outside these gubment gigs?

Robert Graham was a JPD Lieutenant.

Anonymous said...

Thanks Mr. Crisler at 9:27 for your clarification.

Anonymous said...

Not a quitter? He just resigned from his quid pro quo job at juvenile justice. Does he still receive a check? Where does his income now originate?

Anonymous said...

9:27am “they barely have any staff.” Well guess what 9:27am half the people hired for the jail align with the inmates. The females do not follow dress codes. They have the inmates in an uproar due to they way they dress and carry themselves, eyelashes so long they can’t see. Colored and long nails that could open a locked door. Just to name a few! However the sheriff can’t police the police because he is the top administrator. That’s way he has those do nothing white shirts!

If all staff follow the simple 3rd grade policies and procedures, the jails would be a cake job! Too Easy

With all said Sheriff Jones is doing an excellent job! Just got to get the staff on board. This has nothing to do with morale and pay.

Do your damned jobs, you knew the pay, when you took yo ass down there!

Anonymous said...

I like Marshand fine personally, but he needs to get a JOB! What office has he NOT run for? He was not qualified to act as Sheriff.
All of that aside, Sheriff Tyree Jones is doing a great job and deserves to be reelected. I know he has my vote.

Anonymous said...

There has to be an underlying reason why he has been in three different armed services. Two is unusual, but three is unheard of. Think about it.

Anonymous said...

Tyree could run for dog catcher and I still wouldn’t vote for him. He’s been arrogant all of his life.

Anonymous said...

That's why we refer to him as Leftenant Graham. The man was never a sworn police officer, much less a Lieutenant. He was a lieutenant like Barney Fife was a State Senator.

Anonymous said...

4:23 arrogant to who? He was selected Sheriff of one of the most populous counties in the State. Now all he has to do is make sure the people that work for him follow policy! Once this is accomplished, he could be an arrogant legend.

Now I’m not looking at the person, but the whole team( sheriffs dept). We must stay focused and keep these fools safely locked up for their blessing from the Hinds County Court System.

Most of the deputies do a great job and you know there’s that bunch that lean toward criminal behavior( the jailers that let inmates walk away).

Just saying

Anonymous said...

@6:14 Lol you must be his ex-wife?

Anonymous said...

6:14 no, I’m a former correctional deputy that worked at all three facilities and know a little something about jails and corrections. I know for a fact that if you follow policies, procedures and work as a team the jail experience can be rewarding.

Any one running for Sheriff can do an excellent job if they put people in place that can comprehend , follow simple instructions, see and think for themselves.

I don’t know any of the people running for Sheriff except R Thompson!

However I THINK Sheriff Jones is the best candidate from what I’ve seen so far.

Morty Smith said...

Aw geez, does this mean that I'll have to see Crisler's mug on that I-55 South billboard every morning again for another 2 years?

Anonymous said...

@1:02 well we have to look at Tyree’s on High Street every holiday like Tyrone Lewis taught him to do. Who pays for those signs? Himself, the taxpayers, or Westhaven Funeral Home?

Anonymous said...

He surely got knocked out in 2004 in Baghdad Sunday afternoon boxing. Facts, I saw it. There is a video. Ask any member of the 112th MP Bn. OIF-2



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