Monday, January 10, 2022

Happy New Year!!!

 Check out New Year's Eve at Hawkins Field. 


 

Rounds flying by or striking the ground can be heard in the second video.  Great opportunity to get some hot LZ practice. 

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

Back in the early 90s, the flight school at Hawkins had a collection of projectiles on the counter from celebrations and every day west Jackistan activities. They had the greatest St. Bernard as well.

Anonymous said...

first thing i did after new years eve was to call our roofer for our church which is on the corner of Ellis and Raymond road to check for bullets. I have a jar full of bullets found in our roof. Still not sure how these poor Jacksonians can afford to shoot off all those bullets. Stuff is expensive.

Anonymous said...

Funny that you mentioned that, Kingfish
I recently added the hot LZ modpack to Hawkins Field in DCS World.

For the uninitiated, DCS World is a Russian developed flight simulator.

Anonymous said...

Awe now, that's just the sounds of jackhammers and tools of people working to repair sewer lines and systems to better their environment and create something nice.

Anonymous said...

Chokwe Antar Lumumba is the Emperor Mayor of Jackson, Mississippi and, quite frankly, he doesn't give a shit.

Anonymous said...

Just another night in third world Jackistan

Anonymous said...

WLBT | An eight-month pregnant woman was shot multiple times in Jackson.

Jackson Police Spokesperson Sam Brown says the shooting occurred Sunday evening in the 3800 block of Bishop Avenue.

The woman was transported to a local hospital by AMR. Her condition, as well as her baby, is unknown at this time.

Anonymous said...

I’m actually glad that they are wasting ammo inside their own territory during an ammo shortage.

Anonymous said...

I am more curious about why Kingfish was at Hawkins Field on NYE?
I know that you have a right to privacy, but that is puzzling!?

Kingfish said...

Maybe a reader sent it to me? Maybe I saw it somewhere else and asked permission? Frankly whether or not I was at Hawkins field is none of your business.

Anonymous said...

@Kingfish
Okay sorry!
So you weren’t there for your monthly shipment of diet powder from Colombia.

Anonymous said...

@Kingfish
Okay sorry!
So you weren’t there for your monthly shipment of diet powder from Colombia.

Anonymous said...

I had an out of state buddy with a small private plane ask me to pick him up there a few years ago.

I figured it cant be that dangerous on a weekday in daylight.

I watched a fender-bender discussion that involved participants brandishing fire arms on our drive out.

Luckily they seemed calm enough and I guess they just casually hold guns like I hold a cup of coffee.

I won't ever be back in that neck of the woods.

Anonymous said...

Maybe a C-130 "Spooky" should fly cover for the neighborhood?

Anonymous said...

@10:21 AM - KF knows how to take a video with a smart phone, i.e. to hold the phone horizontally, not vertically, as in the two videos.

Anonymous said...

Per WLBT JPD Deputy Chief Deric Hearn confirming 5 murders YTD. Projection @ rate now 183 murders YE 2022 in Jackson, Mississippi.

Anonymous said...

What you heard in those videos are the sounds of complete ignorance! When your culture has no skin in the game, why would you care what is ruined and/or who is injured or killed?

Anonymous said...

All you need is a correspondent and a cameraman. It would look like a nightly news world update for Beirut from years past.

Anonymous said...

I saw one display of fireworks four miles in the distance. Other than that, what the hell?..........Proof of gunfire? Bullshit.

Anonymous said...

Years of lead in he water and Katrina births.

Anonymous said...

4:18, and no fathers in the home and no conscience to guide them.



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