Wednesday, September 15, 2021

Flowood Don't Play

 The Flowood Police Department posted the following message on Facebook.

35 comments:

Anonymous said...

read the fb comments and understand why people want to live outside of Jackson and compare to Jackon nextdoor comments...safe vs dont give a shit.

Anonymous said...

Start a go fund for this pos. Makin white folk look like thugs. Troy is a leftover from before Byram got out of Jackson. KF you always be postin the bad stuff about whites. Racists

Anonymous said...

You want to be a douche? Stay in Hinds Co punk!

Anonymous said...

At least they're feeding him plenty

Anonymous said...

This is why we have nice things in Rankin County. We take out the trash. No chicken bones or “black and mild” butts on our sidewalks.

Anonymous said...

This is a garbage blog.

Anonymous said...

Anybody know what he was doing? Was he sticking some kind of anti-Covid vaccination flyers under folks' windshield wipers?

Anonymous said...

Is this the same guy that has been approaching women for money around Dogwood?

Anonymous said...

Just a retired red neck cracker with nothing better to do. Sleeveless T-shirt is a dead giveaway....Can't even afford a descent pickup truck

Beth B said...

Flowood doesn't play and I'm thrilled to have their protection. While the charges sound lame, this man had been harassing women for months and panhandling in Flowood. I'm proud that the FPD takes the concerns of our citizens seriously.

Anonymous said...

The guy was harassing multiple women for money at shopping centers. He had been reported, but FloPo could not seem to catch him -- until now. Good job Flowood PD.

Anonymous said...

If JPD set up road blocks on Woodrow Wilson, Bailey Ave, State St etc...half of the drivers in Jackson would be in jail. No one seems to care though

Anonymous said...

Oh booking officer, you are supposed to have the perp take off his friggin' hat for the photo. Duh!

Anonymous said...

Jesus, they perp walked him for littering?

Fucketh around ye not in Flowood.

Anonymous said...

The most Mississippi picture ever

Anonymous said...

He looks somewhat disturbed but friendly in a maniacal way. Was it Public or that of a persons Peace he disturbed? Facts, we need facts dammit.

Unknown said...

He should have stayed in Hinds County. Probobly all started with him throwing a bag is McDonalds trash out his window while driving down Lakeland.

Anonymous said...

I guess I live in the wrong part of Flowood, you can find all the Meth and Crack you want on my end !

Anonymous said...

That car needs a 30A sticker!

Anonymous said...

Good job FloPo -- nice to see you doing more than just ticketing commuters on Hwy 25.

Anonymous said...

THANK. YOU. FPD! Thanks for taking even small offenses seriously and for keeping us safe! Unlike when we lived in Jackson, my wife and family can go anywhere in Flowood, anytime of the day and have a virtually zero probability of running into "trouble." It's hard to put a value on that, but I can assure you it's GREAT!

Compare that to a video I saw on Nexdoor this morning where a "gentleman" was caught on camera - at 4:44 this morning - trying to open the front door of a house in a once good neighborhood near Highland Village. Not in my wildest dreams could I ever imagine that happening here in Flowood!

Again, thanks FPD. Keep up the good work, and thanks for reminding me what an awesome decision we made moving out of Hinds County! No city is perfect, but at least Flowood gives it their all!

Anonymous said...

Dang, you should know that many people from the hood and live in the hood don’t have drivers license nor do they have insurance! The cops know this and the neighborhood people know this!

Why harass my people, thats why we rarely venture out of our hoods! The ones that do take a chance end up like this gentleman! Law Enforcement can solve a whole lot of crimes just by enforcing the misdemeanors! But naw that’s too much work and unconstitutional for my hood!

Just saying.

Anonymous said...

Stankin Rankin

There are no nice things there. Even the name of the county sounds musty.

Still the county of bootleggers.

Anonymous said...

Papa ! Why'd you do it papa..........Cletus needs you damn it !

Anonymous said...

I noticed the comment about tickets on Hwy 25. How does Flowood get away with writing speeding tickets on a divided four lane highway when the law clearly states Flowood doesn't have the population to do this legally?

Anonymous said...

Don’t be messin around In FloHood. I do see it slowly becoming that way now though.

Anonymous said...

Great one, 10:15

Anonymous said...

Yawn a bunch of misdemeanor charges

Anonymous said...

You morons realize this story has nothing to do with Jackson, right?

Stupid and mean, all at the same time. You people have zero redeeming qualities.

Anonymous said...



"I noticed the comment about tickets on Hwy 25. How does Flowood get away with writing speeding tickets on a divided four lane highway when the law clearly states Flowood doesn't have the population to do this legally?"
September 16, 2021 at 3:44 PM

Probably because, for all practical purposes, that stretch of 25 is a CITY STREET. It's got reduced speed limits, stoplights, and is lined with driveway/parking lot entrances. Regardless of what it's called, what it IS, is a city street.

Anonymous said...

Should have got him for sloppy parking too!
Need to send this turd to Pearl.

Anonymous said...

Maybe I missed it in the comments but no one seems to notice that his car has Louisiana tags. If his shenanigans just started a few weeks ago, than maybe he is a refugee from Ida.

Anonymous said...

6:18
As a prev person posted,
Compare this to a daily nextdoor post from a random Jackson hood complaining of gunshots, a break-in, robbery, or such with abysmal response from jpd

Anonymous said...

Glad this thug is off the streets

Anonymous said...

The Flowood Police Dept is a constant presence on the streets of the city. Speed limits enforced, officers are white/black/male/female and consistently polite. Response time is very quick. I had spoken with several retail managers and this guy was pan-handling and harassing adult female shoppers. I work in Jackson and live in Flowood/Rankin County. Once I cross the Pearl and get closer to I-55, the regular pan-handlers have the corners staked out every morning, with their crew rotating which corner to occupy. The same people have been there for over a year now. Very consistent and the group appears to be recruiting new members. Note the little tent city that has persisted at the Lakeland/I-55 interchange. Perhaps with the recent $1.9 million grant money that UMC received for "outpatient psychiatric/addictionology care", some staff/residents/professors could do some "field work" and provide these poor folks some assistance...
Unfortunate that Jackson continues to bleed tax base, suffers from executive branch lack of leadership, and I pray the hard-working police dept get some judges that don't allow "catch & release". Not happening in Flowood as the "FloPo" is backed and supported by the citizens/administration/local judges.



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