Wednesday, May 23, 2018

If Only It Was True

Miss Chic-Fil-A on Sundays?  There is hope. 


Anonymous said...

Can't Miss What Never Was...

Anonymous said...

Is the girl in this video single? Asking for a friend.

Anonymous said...

It would be just another fast food joint if that were to happen.

Anonymous said...

My Pleasure... best rap parody for Chic Fil A!

Sam Johnson said...

Heaven forbid that they should forgo their long standing policy of closing on Sunday. What a witness they are when they put profits in their proper place. Shame on anyone who would put their taste buds above the witness of this magnificent company.

Messick said...

My question is why the producer, creator, and writer (same person) chose a topic - a business that closes on Sunday, as part of a way of life he did not grow up observing - as subject matter for his little production?
What is this person's overall intention? What does he stand to gain from it?

I'd like to see a short video of where he can't get a [insert food item] on a Saturday.

Anonymous said...

How many of you Jesus Freaks never go into a store, business and restaurant on Sunday? Here's my guess: ZERO
I also guess you probably want to bring back the good old days of legislating that people can't shop on Sunday.

Mbrookes said...

Some of y'all seem to be taking this seriously. What ever happened to a sense of humor? I think this is funny, not against Christianity or for atheism. Just funny.

I think this whole world would be much better off if we all learned to laugh a bit more and
quit taking everything so seriously.

Anonymous said...

I will pray for you @2:07PM.

Anonymous said...

I would love to witness a chick fil a biscuit with my Sunday morning coffee. That's my kind of witness!

Anonymous said...

Is there supposed to be a video link?

Anonymous said...

Some folks don't get that excited about chicken, I mean it's the same stuff down the street. I've seen the same delivery truck at a place that specializes in fish but does chicken strips also....they pretty good too.

Anonymous said...

2:07 = Debbie Downer

Justice for Chicken said...

Just think about all of the profits Chick Fil a has missed out on over the years because of this policy. That’s a whole day each week of not selling product. It would be interesting to see a dollar figure on what this costs the company.

Anonymous said...

Gus Fring, the founder and former ceo of Los Pallos Hermanos Chicken would never allow a day to go by without selling his fried chicken and other items to the masses. Being a ruthless competitor in the market place is the main reason he was so successful.

Anonymous said...

@10:14, lost profits? Sure, They could make a little more, but have you been to a chick fil a lately. Most every one of them have more than enough business.

Anonymous said...

You guys still believe the owner made this decision out of a sense of Christian decency?

Opening on weekends, in addition to having night-time hours, causes a business employment base and payroll to effectively opposed to running an 8-5 business five days a week.

With additional employees, you're talking big money dealing with training, FICA, insurance and other benefits, other overhead, more wage money spent on extra supervisors, overtime for hours worked in excess of 40, work-week never ends.

Closing on Sunday makes more money than opening would. And what about the people in there hosing the place down on Sundays. I guess they're Jewish.

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