Thursday, October 19, 2023

Mardis Goes to War

The prosecution and defense are going to war in the Todd Mardis case as the October 30 trial approaches.  Mardis asked Rankin County Circuit Judge Steve Ratcliff to throw out all videos and move his case to another jurisdiction due to pre-trial publicity.  A Rankin County grand jury indicted Mardis for aggravated domestic violence last year. 

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The Butchery of Hamas

 Warning: Extremely Graphic & Violent Video Posted Below. 

The Israeli Defense Forces released video of the October 7 massacre of over 1,200 Israelis yesterday.  The video shows Hamas terrorists indiscriminately shooting men, women, and children as they tried to flee.  Not even family dogs were safe from Hamas savagery.  The video is posted below. 

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MDOC Opens Cosmetology School for Inmates

The Mississippi Department of Corrections issued the following statement and video.



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Wednesday, October 18, 2023

Coming Soon

 Now this movie looks like it was made just for the big screen. 

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Pineapple Alert!

Need a hat? Check out what Chane is selling at the Bean Parlor in Gluckstadt. 

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Teens Arrested in School Fires

 State Fire Marshal Mike Chaney issued the following statement. 

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Fraudster Pleads Guilty

 The Justice Department issued the following statement. 

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Robert St. John: It's All Lessons All the Time

 It’s funny how at different ages I have assumed I had life completely figured out.

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Mudbug Festival Shooter Gets 20 Years

One of the Mudbug Festival shooters will serve 20 years in prison after he pleaded guilty to manslaughter, drive-by shooting, and no less than seven counts of aggravated assault yesterday. 

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Sid Salter: Competitive Stretch Run Still Favors Governor

 In incumbent Democratic Public Service Commissioner Brandon Presley, Mississippi Democrats have found their most formidable gubernatorial nominee in this century. However competitive the 2023 race, the numbers still favor Republican incumbent Gov. Tate Reeves.

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Tuesday, October 17, 2023

Greatness of Old

 If you want to see some real acting, check out this old clip.

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Fair Attendance Rises

 Ag Commish Andrew Gipson issued the following statement. 

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JPS Bites the Bullet

 JPS is finally biting the bullet and closing down 16 schools after years of declining enrollment.  The schools are: 

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Ex-JPD Cop Pleads Guilty to Covid Relief Fraud

 The Justice Department issued the following statement. 

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Orleans Parish D.A. Carjacked

The soft on crime Orleans Parish District Attorney became a crime victim.  Fox8 reported: 

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Carl Newman Passes Away

Former Jackson Municipal Airport Authority CEO Carl Newman passed away.  The cause of death was myelofibrosis.  Mr. Newman was 68 years old.  

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Monday, October 16, 2023

Rounding up the Jews

 The past is never quite dead as shown by what took place at Stanford last week.  A professor ordered his Jewish students to stand in a corner in the classroom after Hamas attacked Israel October 7.  The New York Post reported Friday: 

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What They Told The EPA about Jackson

 It's time for another edition of What Did They Tell the EPA?.  The EPA asked for public comments on whether Jackson's water receiver, Ted Henifin, should take over the city's sewer system.  JJ is weeding through 721 pages of comments and posting the more notable ones. Sit outside, enjoy the nice weather, and check out what Jacksonians had to say about their city's sewer system.  

The comments posted below represent the overwhelming majority of the comments.  Indeed, 95% of the public comments submitted approved of Mr. Henifin taking over the sewer system.  Read away.

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Gone!

 Christ United Methodist Church voted overwhelmingly to leave the United Methodist Church yesterday.  The CUMC issued the following statement to its members. 

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Get a Medic!!!

Sometimes, the unexpected happens and football is no exception. 

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Student Murdered at JSU

Jackson State University President Dr. Elayne Anthony issued the following statement. 

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Sunday, October 15, 2023

Shooting at JSU

 Jackson State University issued the following statement. 

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Coach Prime Goes Prime Time

 The folks at Saturday Night Live just couldn't resist, could they?

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Getting to No Place With a Split in Your Pants

Using Robert Frost and Dr. Seuss, the late Dr. Frank Pollard discussed how "so much freedom is lost in the name of freedom" as he preached from Romans 6 in the 1995 sermon posted below.  We were blessed with free will but the blessing can turn into a curse when making the wrong choices as the law of diminishing kicks kicks into high gear.  

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Bill Crawford: Will Protest Vote Throw Governor's Race into a Runoff?

 The angst reflected by disparaging TV ads from both camps suggests the November 7 vote in the governor’s race between Gov. Tate Reeves and Northern District Public Service Commissioner Brandon Presley could be close. 

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Saturday, October 14, 2023

Prime Time Fails in Show Time

 Coach Prime put his Atlanta Falcons uniform back on last night as his Colorado Buffalos blew a 29-0 lead last night.  Watch the highlights below.  Laughter is encouraged. 

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NBC: Hamas Targeted Children

 Captured Hamas plans show the terrorist organization targeted elementary schools and youth centers in its attack last week.  NBC News reported: 

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More Rankin County Controversy

The Rankin County Board of Supervisor's decision to pay additional compensation to Sheriff Bryan Bailey to operate the county's safe room is drawing some controversy.  Mississippi Today reported yesterday:  

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Doing Nothing and Fixing Nothing

"The city of Jackson has failed absolutely and completely in its operation of the water and sewer system."  So said Jackson resident Pete Perry in his public comment submitted to the EPA. 

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D.L. Gardner: How Bad Can It Get?

The world is as unstable now as it has ever been and things are getting worse. Early Saturday morning October 7, Hamas, the de facto governing authority of the Gaza strip, launched a coordinated surprise attack against Israel with a barrage of thousands of missiles and a ground invasion of Israeli settlements.

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I am a Political Refugee

The public defender system was the topic at the Judiciary "B" Committee of the Mississippi House of Representatives yesterday.  The Solons discussed this weighty topic for three hours until Clay Edwards, yes, the Clay Edwards spoke to the committee about Jackson crime.  

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Friday, October 13, 2023

Auto Burglary Ring Busted after Hitting Madison (Updated)

 Forrest County deputies busted a "major" auto burglary ring today.  The Hattiesburg Patriot reported the ring hit over 30 vehicles in Madison last night.  Video of the arrest is posted below, complete with Tom Gorman's taunt of a suspect in cuffs.

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The Real History of Hamas

The rush to moral equivocation turned into a stampede after Hamas butchered hundreds of men, women, and children last week in Israel.  No excuse was too small for some as they sought any reason to defend the terrorist organization.  Former Clintonite Lanny Davis refuted it all as he provided a much-needed Hamas history lesson in a column published on several website:

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Do you bake stuff? You Should.

Many folks are intimidated with baking but there is no real reason not to make this tasty dessert for family or friends. I understand the process for baking this delight for your guests will be lengthy but most of us have a lot more time than we admit. Just remember, Thanksgiving is coming up pretty soon and Christmas will be upon us right after that. Here is something special you can bake for either feast.


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McCollum to Park in Brandon

 Red Mountain Entertainment issued the following press release. 

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Trash Talk: It's in the Contract

 Quite a few Hinds County residents are furious after Waste Management notified them this week there will be some major changes in how their garbage is collected.  Although customers are mad at the company, it was the supervisors who agreed to these terms in the contract.  

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Shad Gets Another One

 State Auditor Shad White issued the following statement. 

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Thursday, October 12, 2023

Funny of the Day

 South Park about to make somebody mad..... again.. 

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Harvey Johnson is Disgusted by Ted Henifin

The incompetent are usually threatened by the competent and former Jackson Mayor Harvey Johnson is no exception.  The father of the Siemens sell-out is disgusted, yes, digusted by JXN Water Manager Ted Henifin.  Lacking all shame, Hizzoner said that and plenty more in a public comment he submitted to the EPA.  

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15 Gets 30

 Hinds County District Attorney Jody Owens issued the following statement. 

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Please Help These Families

 Several families lost everything they owned in an apartment fire in Pearl earlier this week.  Rankin Baptists asked for the following donations on its Facebook page. 

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$5 Million Gift Creates Jabaley-Songcharoen Center, Songcharoen Chair at UMMC

 Annie Oeth authored the following press release for UMMC. 

Hand surgery care, research, education and collaboration among medical experts from around the world will expand at the University of Mississippi Medical Center, thanks to a $5 million gift from Drs. Suthin and Somprasong Songcharoen. 

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Wednesday, October 11, 2023

Trash Talk: The Hinds Heist?

Waste Management is changing a few things for its Byram, Raymond, and Hinds County Service.  Needless to say, people are not too happy if social media is an accurate barometer of public opinion.  

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Pineapple Alert!

 Check out what Chane is selling at the Bean Parlor in Gluckstadt. 

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Robert St. John: Breakfasts Abroad

 Ten weeks out of each year I work over here leading tours of Americans through European countries. It’s a job I love and a job I take seriously because people trust me with a week to 10 days of their valuable vacation time and vacation savings. It’s work, but if you’ve got to work somewhere, this ain’t a bad place to do it.

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Lamar Adams Case: Are the Clawbacks Really Clawbacks?

 Madison Timber Receiver Alysson Mills announced recently she obtained $17 million from several banks that will be distributed to victims of the Lamar Adams Ponzi scheme, bringing the clawbacks to a grand total of $41 million - less than a quarter on the dollar.  However,  there is one group that has escaped her wrath so far: investors who cashed out of the Ponzi scheme.  

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Sid Salter: New House Speaker Must Break with Motion to Vacate Poison Pill

  Former U.S. House Speaker Kevin McCarthy in some ways braided the House rules rope that eight ultra-conservative Republican House members used to hang him in the historic vote on the “motion to vacate the chair” that ousted the California lawmaker from his leadership post. 

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Tuesday, October 10, 2023

Brandon Man Arrested for Kidnapping & Domestic Violence

 The Brandon Police Department issued the following statement. 

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Rankin County Sheriff Names New Undersheriff

 Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following statement. 

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Trollfest '09

Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.

Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).


Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.

Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".

In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.


In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.

Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.

Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.


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Trollfest '07

Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.

There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

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