UMMC issued the following press release.
Wednesday, October 10, 2018
Sid Salter: What's Next for Supreme Court?
After the national fabric was almost rent in twain during the bitter fight over the confirmation of now Associate Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh, what next for the U.S. Supreme Court? The short answer is judicial business as usual.
Tuesday, October 9, 2018
Awwwwww.....
Man loses his dog but is reunited after three years in Georgia. Enjoy.
Jailer Goes to Jail
The Justice Department issued the following statement.
The Battle of Culley Lake Continues
The Battle of Culley Lake continues to rage as the owners of the lake and Natchez Trace Village Property Owners Association slug it out in court over who exactly controls the lake. A Madison County Chancellor ruled in February that the Culley family controls the lake but the Association wants a rematch and appealed to the Mississippi Supreme Court.
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Inside Job!
It will come as no surprise to readers that the robbery of a Yazoo County 911 Dispatcher while on duty was an inside job. WLBT reported last night:
Monday, October 8, 2018
38 Lbs. of Meth Seized
Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following statement.
Sunday, October 7, 2018
Brookhaven Mayor: Apologies Won't "Suffice"
Brookhaven Mayor Joe Cox said thank you for the apology but that isn't good enough. He wants some heads to roll* after what took place at the halftime show of the Brookhaven-Forest Hill game Friday night in Brookhaven. He posted this message on Facebook:
Sunday Morning Sermon
Any sermon that begins with the opening line of "Jerry Clower, where are you when we need you?" is going to be worth watching. The late Dr. Frank Pollard preached from Joshua, chapters 5 and 6, in this edition of Sunday Morning Sermon.
Bill Crawford: The Anomaly Versus the Tsunami
And so it begins, the anomaly versus the tsunami, the hope versus the expectation, the last Democrat versus the next-in-line Republican.
Mississippi's only Democrat holding statewide office, Attorney General Jim Hood, has officially announced his candidacy for Governor. His all-but-announced governor-in-waiting opponent will be Republican Lt. Gov. Tate Reeves.
Saturday, October 6, 2018
Unbelievable. (Updated with Video)
Brookhaven suffered a horrible tragedy this week when two police officers were killed last weekend. The administration at Forest Hill High School in Jackson must have been living in a Jackson pothole and missed the news. How else to explain what took place last night. See the picture below.
Friday, October 5, 2018
Back to Jail!
Rameon Stewart went back to jail this morning after a Jackson Municipal Court Judge revoked his house arrest and placed him under a pair of $200,000 bonds. Judge Taurean Buchanan released the 16 year old suspect on his own recognize and placed him under house arrest after JPD arrested him for armed robbery and aggravated assault. However, Hinds County Attorney Gerald Mumford asked the court to reconsider and revoke the conditions of Stewart's release.
PERS Employee Going to Prison
Attorney General Jim Hood issued the following statement.
Candidates Should Debate
It is rather disappointing that there will be no debate in the Senate races, but as usual, Mississippi is in the minority. 19 states will enjoy debates in their respective U.S. Senate races. However, Mississippians will not be able to see their Senate candidates engage in debate as none have been scheduled. Only 8 states won't have Senate debates. Lump Mississippi in with California and New York (Cue up the Pace Picante Sauce Commercial.)
Thursday, October 4, 2018
Cajuns Busted in Epps Scandal
The Justice Department issued this statement.
"Look at These Pigs"
Hinds County Public Defender was really disturbed by National Night Out. He decided to go out and protest the West Jackson National Night Out meeting in a rather colorful manner. He called the police "a filthy institution" and said there were "pigs of all stripes and colors out here." He started yelling "traitor" and "treasonous" while Mayor Chokwe Antar Lumumba was speaking. He starts yapping at 4:30.
Who's Going to Protect the Police?
OOOOOOOOk. Here is one for the books. WLBT reported last night:
Moody's Improves Outlook for Mississippi
Mississippi Treasurer Lynn Fitch issued the following statement.
Wednesday, October 3, 2018
False Alarm!
The Clinton Police Department issued the following statement.
SEC Receiver Goes for All Commissions Paid in Timber Ponzi Scheme
The receiver in the Lamar Adams ponzi scheme case sued to recover over $16 million in commissions from several "promoters" in U.S. District Court Monday. The promoters allegedly helped Adams sell his phony timber investments to unsuspecting investors. Prominent among the defendants is former Lord Snow employee Mike Billings although Lord Snow is prominently mentioned in the complaint. Receiver Alysson Mills also sued William McHenry and Terry Kelly as well as companies they owned.
Update on Belhaven Robbery
JJ reported yesterday that the suspect in the robbery of a Belhaven woman at gunpoint was allowed to go home without posting bond:
Knucklehead of the Day
Our knucklehead of the day is Ole Miss football Lineback Kevontae' Ruggs managed to knock himself out while targeting an LSU ball-carrier:
Sid Salter: Reeves-Hood Street Fight
A 2019 gubernatorial battle between incumbent Republican Lt. Gov. Tate Reeves of Rankin County and incumbent Democratic Attorney General Jim Hood of Chickasaw County stacks up as an instant classic old school political street brawl – the likes of which hasn’t been seen in Mississippi since Republican Haley Barbour squared off against Democrat Ronnie Musgrove in 2003.
Tuesday, October 2, 2018
Poll: You like Phil, Hood, & The Donald.
Want to be popular in Mississippi? Grow some hair. A poll conducted by Chism Strategies and Millsaps College states that Governor Phil Bryant and Attorney General Jim Hood garnered the highest approval ratings out of all Mississippi politicians. It also said Mississippians approved of a state lottery while a majority stood behind President Donald Trump.
Hood Wants a Promotion
Attorney General Jim Hood issued the following statement.
Phony Fibbie Gets 19 years
The Justice Department issued the following statement.
UMMC Opens Clinic at Galloway Elementary
UMMC issued the following press release.
Oops! (Capitol Edition)
Someone went wobbly on PERS. State Representative Jeff Smith (R- Clark Oil & Gas) actually made a pretty good point about PERS on Facebook:
Monday, October 1, 2018
State Auditor Makes a Change
State Auditor Shad White issued the following statement.
Trooper Killed.
The Mississippi Department of Public Safety issued the following statement.
Two Officers Down!
A recording of the scanner traffic of Brookhaven police officers responding to a fatal call appeared on Youtube. The video is posted below. All hell breaks loose at 1:30. The recording starts with the officers responding to a shootout. The first mention of officers down is at 2:20. Everyone knows what took place that horrible morning. The two officers were killed in a shootout with Marquis Flowers. Flowers is in custody but at the hospital.
Shocker. PERS Needs Mo' Money
Collection of PERS posts.
PERS needs more money yet again. Our legislative Solons are now forced to confront the unwelcome reality that PERS needs an extra $100 million after playing ostrich for years when it came to any discussions about the retirement system. Jeff Amy reported for the Associated Press last week:
Sunday, September 30, 2018
Sunday Morning Sermon: How to Pray
The late Frank Pollard preached from the Sermon on the Mount in this 1990 sermon. Enjoy.
Bill Crawford: Uncertainty Dims HallelujahTimes for Republicans
Stimulated by Trump’s tax cuts, the national economy grew 4.2% in the second quarter (final BEA estimate), up from 2.1% in the first quarter. Corporate profits jumped 3.0%, up from 1.2%. The national unemployment rate at 3.9% is the lowest since December 2000. Total nonfarm employment is nearly 150 million, the highest ever. And average wages are the highest ever.
Saturday, September 29, 2018
Accused Cop-Killer on Parole
Double cop-killer suspect Marquis Flowers was out on parole for three charges of auto burglary in Pike County. Two Brookhaven police officers were killed in a shootout this morning. Another suspect was killed as well.
2 Police Officers Killed in Brookhaven
Two Brookhaven police officers and a suspect were killed in a shootout this morning in Brookhaven. Posted below is the latest WAPT coverage of the story. Say some prayers.
Bloodier than Antietam
The bloodiest battle in American history began 100 years ago. The Meuse-Argonnes Offensive cost nearly 27,000 American lives but it broke the back of the Imperial Army of the German Empire. The Great War series on Youtube covers the opening of this battle in this week's video.
Memphis Chamber CEO Murdered
The President of the Greater Memphis Chamber of Commerce was gunned down Thursday night. CNN reported:
Jackson to Release Names of Police Officers Involved in Shootings
Jackson Mayor Chokwe Antar Lumumba issued the following press release.
Friday, September 28, 2018
Murder on the Natchez Trace
A homicide took place on the Natchez Trace near Ridgeland a few days ago. Law enforcement sources said a man was murdered and shot multiple times. However, the National Park Service has jurisdiction since it occurred on federal property. The FBI is supposedly handling the investigation.
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Trollfest '09
Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).
Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.
Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".
In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.
In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.
Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.
Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
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Trollfest '07
There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.
If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
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