Friday, May 8, 2026

Lake Caroline's Dope Boyz Busted

Madison County deputies arrested the security guards at Lake Caroline possessing drugs while on duty.  Kenneth I. Stokes would be proud.  



The Madison County Sheriff's office received a call on May 3 that a security guard was smoking marijuana.  The police report states: 

Upon arrival, the deputy made contact with Mason Russell Lyons. Lyons explained that he works for a company providing security for the neighborhood.

The deputy informed Lyons of the report regarding marijuana use. Lyons stated he had marijuana in the car but was not smoking it. Deputy Brooks requested Lyons' driver's license and identified the passenger as Damien Lee Riggs. Riggs was asked to exit the vehicle and stand in front of the patrol car.

When asked if there was anything else illegal in the vehicle, Lyons initially stated only the marijuana he had already mentioned was present. Deputy Brooks informed Lyons he would search the vehicle because he could smell marijuana coming from it. Lyons asked if he could search the vehicle himself first to ensure nothing else illegal was inside, but the deputy denied this request.

Lyons then informed the deputy of the following:

There was a sack of marijuana in the driver's door. The marijuana in the door belonged to him.

Marijuana found in an orange pill bottle with a ripped-off label belonged to Riggs. 

During the search of the vehicle, Deputy Brooks located:

* Marijuana in the driver-side door.

* One empty beer bottle and one half-full beer bottle on the passenger floorboard.

* A MC 1911 (Serial #) in the back seat.

Lyons denied drinking alcohol and stated that Riggs was the only one drinking. Deputy Toby Gill arrived to assist. While being identified through dispatch, Lyons began having medical issues. Pafford (medical services) arrived to check on Lyons, but he refused to go with them and signed a refusal form.

Riggs was detained and placed in the backseat of the patrol car, where he claimed one of the beer bottles did not belong to him. Lyons was also detained and placed in the patrol car.

 


Deputies charged Riggs with possession of paraphernalia and Lyons with possession of marijuana with a firearm enhancement and DUI-other.  





17 comments:

Anonymous said...


BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD LEVEL SECURITY!


"When asked if there was anything else illegal in the vehicle, Lyons initially stated only the marijuana he had already mentioned was present. Deputy Brooks informed Lyons he would search the vehicle because he could smell marijuana coming from it. Lyons asked if he could search the vehicle himself first to ensure nothing else illegal was inside, but the deputy denied this request."



Anonymous said...

Party Patrol

Anonymous said...

Damn! Madison just keeps going down down down.

Anonymous said...

The Height of STUPID!

Anonymous said...

Fuuuuuck I am a 17 year old bombshell teen daughter of an investment banker and this ruined my entire weekend! Like, now I have to get loser prick BRAD to drive me all the way to the icky ghetto in his Carolina squat F350 to get me my drugs!

Anonymous said...

With these two clowns arrested Lake Caroline will have a dry spell.

Anonymous said...


The Caroline is doomed.

Anonymous said...

DRUGS?? in MADISON?? The horror! Sell your house and get out NOW while you still can! Run!!

In all seriousness, CMU is letting sewage overflow into the streets and into the lake, and the water is often brown or will bleach your clothes, plus the billing is all kind of screwed up. Seem like The Lake Caroline is worse than Jackson!!

Anonymous said...

Ooops!

Anonymous said...

Blame it on The Culture

Anonymous said...

That's just dang funny!

Anonymous said...

I am so glad I left Madison 30 years ago and live in Jackson.

Anonymous said...

You're on your private security job and suddenly it turns into Ride With A Cop Day. Do you accept the ride or turn it down? 🤡

Anonymous said...

Considered buying a house there a while back. I always ride through neighborhoods on a pretty weekend day to get a sense of who lives there. I was surprised by how much that area has changed. Decided to mark Lake Caroline off my list.

Anonymous said...

Note to the file: Next time, buy gummies.

Anonymous said...

@1:19

All we care about is the violent crime and murder, and Jackson is still number one in the entire nation and often then planet,!for per capita murder, rape, robbery, burglary, mayhem, and general social collapse. It’s just the culture, got it?

Anonymous said...

1:19 PM, you must not have known to also include the failed Camden Lake dam that the developer gave LCOA after profiting from waterfront lot sales. The dam is allegedly in need of the better part of a million dollars worth of repairs, resulting in an assessment to all LCOA lot owners.

Oh and since wrongfully claiming to be a Republican, Madison County Stupervisor Gerald Steen (with Ridgeland Mayor Gene McGee’s support) has teamed up with Democrats Banks and Griffin, they’ve made Madison County a Democrat controlled county (including the hiring of Democrat Mike Espy as board attorney). So now the roads in Lake Caroline are purposefully neglected (part of the road where CMU allowed sewer to run into the Lake Caroline lake, is turning into gravel).

Thanks to Gerald Steen and Gene McGee (along with Jim Harreld and his idiot female supporters) the Democrat cancer is rapidly spreading through Madison County…and….as allegedly years ago the Lake Caroline developer advertised on a billboard regarding Jackson, MS, it might be time to “get out while the getting is still good.”


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