Monday, April 13, 2026

Idiot of the Day: LSU Edition

 An LSU fan managed to get himself arrested at Swazye Field after he decked someone who threw a beer on him.   


Can't say frat boy didn't deserve some of that whupping but an Ole Miss fan's tweet added some context to the story: 

52 year old man sneaked into the STUDENT section already getting walked out for the 2nd time for fighting with 18-22 year old kids. Throwing beer wasn’t smart but you’re drunk in the student section antagonizing kids all day tough guy. Mad your team got run-ruled 12-2. Loser ass.

 


 Well, Mr. Bloodworth, look at the bright side.  The city of Oxford gave a small fine to someone who didn't ran over three students while intoxicated.  That means you will probably get off with just an apology.  

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

dude is a memphis state grad who lives in desoto county...and hit the wrong kid.

Anonymous said...

Are you ready for September
Gonna need much bigger security guards lol

Anonymous said...

The follow through on that punch should be used in instructional videos

Krusatyr said...

Left handed punch unexpected, dangerous. Put him on row crops in Angola.

Anonymous said...

Funny thing about it is, the kid who ol' Alton hit didn't throw the beer. He was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. There's another video shot from a different angle that shows the punk who threw the beer was a different kid. Who names a child Alton anyway??

Anonymous said...

Sad. Old guy got kicked out of the student section not once, but twice. And he hit the wrong kid.

That said, the guy that threw the beer should have been cold cocked.

Anonymous said...

52-year old college grad tough guy lives in a single-wide near Enid Lake. Loser.

Anonymous said...

The real idiot of the day was a certain coach that commented on twitter about the incident.

Anonymous said...

Most of you all would be wound tighter than a twisted tea with a name like Alton Linwood Bloodworth and don't claim otherwise!

Anonymous said...

Put him in a cell or on a private jet with Pretty Boy Todd and let the finding out get started!

Anonymous said...

That civil suit will cost him $$$

Anonymous said...

1. Hit the wrong kid. 2. It was a sucker punch. At least get in front of the guy and invite fisticuffs

Anonymous said...

10:30 AM says all that needs to be said, and this "tough guy" is an insult to the decent people who live in single wides.

Anonymous said...


LSU fan doing the Lord's work for the rest of us.

Anonymous said...

When idiot meets idiots. Wrong kid.....security even picked the wrong kid. WTS, the kid who DID throw the beer can be picked up for simple assault. WTS.....it was a beautiful left hand. Hail State !!!

Anonymous said...

This blog is exhausting...

Anonymous said...

Looks life his wife that was dragging him out by the shirt. She's wearing an LSU hat.

Anonymous said...

Can the insecure State fans please give it a break? I know it’s tough looking up at us in the SEC standings, but the constant attempt at insults is unbecoming of you.


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