Saturday, April 25, 2026

Capitol Grill Backtracks

 Well, that didn't last long.  Check out this message from the Capitol Grill's Facebook page: 


Capitol Grill has always been a place for everyone, so we want to take a moment to address our recent age policy change.
First, we sincerely apologize for any confusion or inconvenience it may have caused. Our decision to move to a 30+ environment was made quickly in response to a serious safety concern, with the intention of protecting our guests and staff.
After listening to your feedback and reviewing our operations, we are officially welcoming back our 21+ crowd.
Please know—your safety remains our top priority. We are moving forward with enhanced and strictly enforced security measures to ensure a safe, enjoyable environment for everyone who walks through our doors.
We appreciate your patience, your understanding, and your continued support. We look forward to seeing you all again soon. Thank you so much for your contributions over the years, We appreciate it all.

The establishment changed its policy to the one posted below two weeks ago after a shooting took place.  The new policy stated no one would be allowed on the premises after 9 PM if under 30 years old.  

 

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

Metal detectors all over

Anonymous said...

$$$$ rules the day!

Anonymous said...

Since the legislature passed the landlord protection act, there's really no incentive to make your business safe from criminals.

Anonymous said...

New diversity in 39211 rules the day.

Anonymous said...

Any bets somebody played the race card?

Anonymous said...

Landlord protection act?

Anonymous said...

Cultural recalibration.

Anonymous said...

Surprise surprise surprise.

Now everyone can all get along.

Anonymous said...

Ha. One night of -50% revenue and policies change fast. It is a shame they even had to consider falling that though.

Anonymous said...

This is an easy problem for JPD or Capitol Police to handle. Start running a “safety check” or “DUI checkpoint” in front of Capitol Grill every night until the shenanigans end. $hit birds avoid contact with the po po.

Anonymous said...

More bloodshed soon

Anonymous said...

Sorry - landowner's protection act - 11-1-66. Prior to its enactment, stores and apartment complexes could be sued when someone was injured by a third party on the premises. It had gotten out of control but now there is zero incentive for stores and apartment complexes to provide security.

Anonymous said...

Do any white people patronize that bar?

Anonymous said...

Get rid of the liberal Judges and Jackson could thrive. Cannot continue to slap the law breakers on the wrist! You got to tap that ass real hard!
Give them a wake up call and send them to the Governors Bed and Breakfast at MDOC for a long long time.

Race Card said...

They blinked.

Anonymous said...

Good lord, yes they do

Anonymous said...

Win!

Anonymous said...

Shots fired in 3, 2, 1...

Anonymous said...

The first of the month is coming.

Anonymous said...

Is that a rhetorical question? We USE to, until the inevitable invasion won out. Char is next, like everything else still here.

Anonymous said...

I've already stopped going to Char and Saltine and Zea's (in Renaissance). And the service at Capitol Grill was so awful I stopped going there early on.

Anonymous said...

Nobody can take anything that happens in Jackson seriously. All these restaurants cater to the lowest demographic and denominator.

I have stopped going to most restaurants in Jackson as well as places like Table 100 because they allow hats, cell phones and balloons in their places.

Go to a legitimate city like Miami, Nee York, New Orleans or LA and they don’t put uk with this childish behavior and mentality.

Jackson is a joke.

Anonymous said...

Did Chowke's "dope boys" pay them a visit?

Anonymous said...

Jackson is one of Americas most dangerous cities

Krusatyr said...

Stop And Frisk Effectively. SAFE.
Ain't nothin good affa midnight.
Property manager can impose restrictions on use of property per property owner's best interests, has to be in the lease.
I like nearby Ace Hardware whose contribution to security is expensive.


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