Wednesday, October 30, 2024

Idiot of the Day

 The Flowood Police Department issued the following statement.  

On Wednesday October 30 , 2024, at 11:05 am, the Flowood Police Department responded to a disturbance call at a local convenience store on Lakeland Dr. When officers arrived on scene the suspect ran to the parking lot of Applebees Restaurant and attempted to carjack a female leaving the parking lot. The female drove away in her vehicle while the suspect was attempting to get in her driver's seat and he was thrown from the vehicle. He was transported to UMMC with serious injuries from contact with the pavement. The suspect is identified as 28 year old Elias Ovilio Chox-chay. He will be taken into custody upon his release from the hospital.



Posted by Kingfish at 4:10 PM

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

Too bad he didn’t succumb to his injuries

October 30, 2024 at 4:18 PM
Anonymous said...

I’d like to see his papers

October 30, 2024 at 4:32 PM
Anonymous said...

Well done lady.

October 30, 2024 at 4:34 PM
Anonymous said...

Them Tread Marks On the Forehead Take a Long Time To Heal This Time of Year...

October 30, 2024 at 4:45 PM
Anonymous said...

Should have backed over him.

October 30, 2024 at 4:53 PM
Anonymous said...

Let’s see. Aches and pains from getting dragged by a vehicle plus whatever jail time he gets could possibly be a deterrent for this individual from doing this type of activity in the future.

October 30, 2024 at 4:56 PM
Anonymous said...

I bet it was a blast to watch.

October 30, 2024 at 5:10 PM
Anonymous said...

I just love a happy ending. :D

October 30, 2024 at 5:28 PM
Anonymous said...

Great job to the lady who drove off.

October 30, 2024 at 5:39 PM
GM said...

If he doesn't succumb to his injuries, I can't wait to the mug shot of
Mister Elias Ovilio Chox-chay.

October 30, 2024 at 5:40 PM
Anonymous said...

If it was just down the street, in Hinds County, Carlos would be representing him to claim he should be compensated by the lady. Those jurors would probably award him some crack money.

October 30, 2024 at 5:47 PM
Anonymous said...

According to his Fakebook page he has a man bun, so he really deserved the road rash.

October 30, 2024 at 6:02 PM
Anonymous said...

I think they are too close to the river.

October 30, 2024 at 6:23 PM
Anonymous said...

Who pays his medical bill? Tax payers?

October 30, 2024 at 6:57 PM
Anonymous said...

"...Elias Ovilio Chox-chay..."

Was he one of the Oxford Chox-chays or the Natchez Chox-chays?

October 30, 2024 at 7:56 PM
Anonymous said...

All you people who migrated from west and south Jackson to Rankin county......you could have had this for much less money.

October 30, 2024 at 8:47 PM
Anonymous said...

I hope he remembers to vote on Tuesday

October 31, 2024 at 7:10 AM
Anonymous said...

Ranking county Folks: " This Doesn't Happen in MAH city"

October 31, 2024 at 8:08 AM
Empires Always Die said...

I'll have the Chox-chay, with a side order of kimchi.

October 31, 2024 at 9:52 AM
Anonymous said...

October 31, 2024 at 8:08 AM - Ranking county Folk here...it DIDN'T happen in MAH city!

October 31, 2024 at 11:09 AM
Anonymous said...

Where is Rank"ing" county?

October 31, 2024 at 12:21 PM

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