Tuesday, October 31, 2023

YEE-HAAAAWWW!!! (Updated)

Hot damn, welcome to Miss-ippi.  





This little excursion took place at the Capitol Grille in Deville Plaza. You can't make this up. 

Update (2:45 PM): Capitol Grill posted this message on Facebook.  The owners were understandably not happy.  

Anyone have “there’s a horse in the bar” on their list for 2023??? Yea…NOT cool. In regards to the situation Sunday evening, Capitol Grill is responding and the appropriate authorities are being notified. First off, the individual who brought the horse in is aware they are no longer allowed to patron our establishment and to remove the video. These kind of events may seem funny to some, but they negatively affect EVERYONE. We will NOT take lightly anyone or anything jeopardizing the safety of staff and customers, jobs we provide to our community, our reputation, the facility and proper guidelines we have to follow, ETC… PERIOD. ~ The Gammills


30 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well, the State Fair is over. Andy has got to do something for attention!

Anonymous said...

Uh - what?!?

Anonymous said...

Was that Sheriff Andy?

Anonymous said...

At least he didn't have his six shooter out

Anonymous said...

“Ay. Ay-ay-ay-ay.” That indicates a change in thought. I think I’ve got an eye-rolling emoticon for that here somewhere.

Anonymous said...

That will be the mode of transportation for most of us after the woke "green new deal" crowd forces EVs on us serfs.

Anonymous said...

Door Dash has really gone downhill.

Anonymous said...

No horse shit to step in, so what's the problem?

Anonymous said...

7:57 they will ban horse emissions, as well. Don’t you know that horse farts contribute to global warming?

Anonymous said...

@8:49 AM - True, so it's bicycles for the serfs and $200,000 government provided EVs for the likes of AOC, etc.

Anonymous said...

Just a little horsing around.

Bill Dees said...

All you people complaining about EVs remind me of the stable keepers and farriers complaining about the advent of the internal combustion automobile. The future will be different than today, so get used to it; times change.

Anonymous said...

Bill Dees,
There is not enough mineable rare earth minerals to replace every single vehicle in the United States, much less the world to change to a fully electric vehicle future. Not only that but performance during the winter will stop the adoption of EVs. The best you can hope for is a fully hybrid future or a future with greater reliance on public transportation but even that seems far fetched.

The good news is that grid power can be "green" provided we go all in on nuclear.

Anonymous said...

Dang Billy Dees, how old are you? 150?

WISEOWL said...

whiskey for me. whiskey for me horse!

Anonymous said...

What a crock Dees.

Guess you haven't seen the last few days where even the industry leaders and manufacturers are admitting this to be a big mistake.

Anonymous said...

@Bill Dees, bless your woke heart when you have to replace your $20,000 lithium battery that will go to a landfill.

Anonymous said...

Bill Dees, no, the future won't be different unless your heroes on the left start investing in the power grid. They also should lose the silly notion that this nation can be completely powered by wind, and solar.

If the government was actually forward-looking, the money now wasted on subsidizing and promoting battery-powered cars would be invested in hydrogen powered cars. It would be no problem moving the American public to buying, and driving hydrogen powered cars.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAEhhYqMEBE

Anonymous said...

From the Capitol Grill's facebook page:

Anyone have “there’s a horse in the bar” on their list for 2023??? Yea…NOT cool. In regards to the situation Sunday evening, Capitol Grill is responding and the appropriate authorities are being notified. First off, the individual who brought the horse in is aware they are no longer allowed to patron our establishment and to remove the video. These kind of events may seem funny to some, but they negatively affect EVERYONE. We will NOT take lightly anyone or anything jeopardizing the safety of staff and customers, jobs we provide to our community, our reputation, the facility and proper guidelines we have to follow, ETC… PERIOD. ~ The Gammills

Anonymous said...

12:51 is a blatant anti horsite………

Anonymous said...

Bill, just ask the big automakers how much they have lost on their EV production just this year. It’s not going well. There are solid reasons why the vast majority of car owners don’t want EVs, now or in the reasonably foreseeable future.

Anonymous said...

Bill- you can’t drive from Jackson to California. There is a lack of EV charging stations in the deserts of NM, AZ, and UT.

Anonymous said...

“To patron” is not a verb.

Please try again said...

“First off, the individual who brought the horse in is aware they are no longer allowed to patron our establishment”, what about the horse? Is the horse barred, also?

I haven't darkened the door of this type of establishment in over 48 years, but I was going to this one to hang out with the horse. If the horse isn't going to be there, then it's a no-go.

Anonymous said...

But the horse identifies as a donkey. So it qualifies as a Democrat voter. Only smarter.

End Equinism!

Anonymous said...

That horse is more than likely cleaner than half the patrons in that establishment.

Anonymous said...

I don't blame the horse for leaving, I wouldn't hang around where I wasn't wanted, either.

Anonymous said...

The red beans and rice there is out of this world.

Anonymous said...

I don't care how good the food is, I can't tolerate the intolerant. Bigots, and horse racist, need to be stopped. Long live horsepower.

Anonymous said...

12:51 - Good luck thinking you can MAKE somebody remove a video.

The men's room at your place has smelled of horse piss for years. Please contract with a janitorial products provider, like drop-in piss deodorant pucks. And remove the carpet under the commodes.

lastly, one cannot patron. A patron patronizes.


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