Saturday, October 14, 2023

Prime Time Fails in Show Time

 Coach Prime put his Atlanta Falcons uniform back on last night as his Colorado Buffalos blew a 29-0 lead last night.  Watch the highlights below.  Laughter is encouraged. 

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yet he is loved by the national media and if you post anything negative you're a racist. An ESPN reporter said Colorado has played a hard schedule when those teams are 3-3, 3-3, 2-3, 1-5, 6-0, 6-0 Stanford was 1-4 before this debacle. Oregon and USC only teams with a winning record CU has faced.

Anonymous said...

You know Prime’s post game chat with his team was one for the ages. You have to work to figure out how to piss off a 29 - 0 lead.

Anonymous said...

Apparently, Prime's players were thinking about the publicity and how to spend their NIL riches instead of playing football.

Anonymous said...

Love it.

Once Sanders left the SWAC, I knew he was in over his big head.

Anonymous said...

3:55 You are obviously fixated on race. Plenty of people, some black, have voiced opposition to Coach Prime and the ballyhoo that he brings, and they are not called racist. That's your personal thought process. Get over it. It's just football.

Anonymous said...

Prime’s net worth > the combined net worth of the blog post author + all of us commenters, combined.

He has succeeded before. And, by no accident.

As for a head coach, he will continue to succeed. This is just his first year in the Power 5 and he has already exceeded expectations. 1 humiliating bad loss like the one last night does not stamp a dot, only a comma, for one like him. So, get your licks on him in now, while you can.

Signed,

Predictor of Truth

;-)

Anonymous said...

Now that the football world has come back to earth about Coach Prime, I think it is time that we also talk about what we saw. Before Coach Prime took over at JSU the extent of his coaching talent was isolated to being an assistant on Shedure's high school team. When Coach Prime got to JSU, he built up excitement and wins... but dropped two national championship games.
Now that the "new" Colorado has appeared, maybe it is time to ask how much of what Coach Prime did at JSU was because of his personality, getting a few good players, and relatively weak competition in the SWAC?
I really think that Coach Prime should have stayed in the SWAC and built up HBCU football on a national stage. Alas, his ego would not allow him not to be the show... and for Colorado's sake, he can do what he says he can...

Anonymous said...

One might say Prime worships a false idol...Himself.

If NIL and The Portal hadn't already ruined college football, this clown is destined to end college sports as we've known and loved it for generations.

Bill Dees said...

Deion took a team that had only one winning season in the previous 17 and created excitement.I'd say he's doing pretty well. Name another coach who's done that this century.

Kingfish said...

I've published quite a few posts that showed Coach Sanders in a good light. Sorry you can't handle a little ragging in good fun. Jimmy Johnson one of my favorite coaches but he blew a bigger lead at Maryland.

Then there is the time Spurrier, yes Spurrier, blew a similar lead to Bowden and wound up in a tie. Marv Levy anyone?

Anonymous said...

Nil and transfer portal. A sick dumb idea!

Anonymous said...

Bill Dees, 95 of that team was forced out while Dieon brought in his ‘cruits to play for Colorado. Don’t let that fact slip by you, this Colorado team is not the same team. And when Dieon gets done with Colorado they’ll be back to the same Colorado.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Dieon is all about Dieon, no matter what feel good story he is peddling.

Anonymous said...

THANK YOU!

MORE Football, please. Less of everything else.

Anonymous said...

@10:25 you are absolutely correct!

Wow said...

It is fascinating to me to observe the misery most of the commoner posters live in. So much misery, that they actively cheer for others to fail and not succeed versus celebrating others. A sad way to live.

Anonymous said...

10:52, it's not so much as cheering for him to fail, it probably has more to do with him showboating, and taking sh!t and not being able to back it up. Sure, a lot of people want him to win, I did at first, but now it's all about "look at me, look at me". He's a self-promoter that gets under a lot of people's skin. We aren't miserable for not coddling to Dieon's arrogance.


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