Friday, February 4, 2022

A Day to Die

 The trailer for the Jackson-based movie, A Day to Die, dropped on Youtube.  Check it out.  I'm almost scared to allow comments on this one.  

43 comments:

Anonymous said...

In the real world nobody is coming to save you in Jackson.

Anonymous said...

dang I saw this on l33tx.tw last month and skipped it because it looked like dogshit but I may have to check it out now!

Anonymous said...

Sooooo Leon is playing Drake errrrrrrrr the Mayor of Jackson ? Bruce is Jacksons police chief ? Bwahahahahahahahahahah !!!

Anonymous said...

Hmm…

Anonymous said...

That is so ridiculous, who do they think is going to believe that a peaceful sleepy little Southern town like Jackson would have murder and mayhem on it's streets in broad daylight? And some of it was filmed near the governor's mansion. Pure fantasy. Hollywood. They so crazy.

Anonymous said...

Jackson, WY maybe...

Anonymous said...

They should make a movie about the inner workings of the public works department. They could call if Titanic 2

Anonymous said...

Yippee Ki Yay

Anonymous said...

Would love to hear from Malcolm McMillan on his take. I don't remember all this hood crap when he was around...

Anonymous said...

1:02 : Ha !!! Thread over.

Anonymous said...

Well, they actually got the title right for a typical day in Jackson!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Boooooring! The 6:00 news is much more exciting.

Anonymous said...

Um, anyone can die on any day in any city.
Translation: The thing you fear in life doesn’t scare everyone.

Anonymous said...

@1:10 PM
McMillan didn’t know you.

Fix the Pipes and Fill the Potholes said...

Nice to see Kevin Dillon back in action. Loved "Bunny" in Platoon!

Anonymous said...

Maybe they can come work full time here in town.

Anonymous said...

Bruce Willis never stops making movies. Some yrs he has 4 or 5. Lately though they are just bad movies, like straight to pay per view bad. His acting has become wanting. He needs a good one that makes money instead of Die Hard remakes. Hope this one is half way decent but I’m not counting on it. At least he has work and he must like living out of a suitcase.

Anonymous said...

How much money you reckon they saved on the gun-play footage by just setting up cameras in the downtown area? *ponder*

Uneasy Rider said...

I don't go through Jxn MS on a Saturday night. I'll travel to LA via Omaha.

Anonymous said...

1:46 : ummmmmmmm Willis net worth hovers around 300 million. My guess is that he is bored.

Anonymous said...

Is this one of those documentaries on the New South?

Anonymous said...

When they were filming, I told folks they chose Jackistan because they could use the bodies in the street and save on extras and special effects. I stand by that today.

Anonymous said...

Chokwe would have been great in a "Hans scene" from the top of the Regions Plaza building......

Anonymous said...

1:02 for the win 🏆

Anonymous said...

Frankly i am shocked that they studio didn’t see fit to issue a press release to Mississippi’s premier copy/paste blogger

Anonymous said...

That’s Jackson for sure!

Anonymous said...

This is what? A documentary?

Anonymous said...

Who would that be @2:40?

Anonymous said...

2:25, no sir....

It is a doc-u-disaster about Dim-O-krat run cities and towns.

Anonymous said...

@2:40 PM
“That they studio didn’t see fit.”

Junior High school dropout, for sure.

Anonymous said...

@4:04 Or it could have just been a typo. Take it easy bro.

Anonymous said...

When was this filmed? I don't remember any publicity about a movie like this being made... Did they do like most of us, only came into town for work then heading back to base in Rankin County?

Anonymous said...

4:44 PM
Calm down. Take a deep breathe. Exhale.

Anonymous said...

@ 5:39, That was sooo sooo funny!!!!!!! Because it is soooo true!!!!

Anonymous said...

@4:44 PM
HEEEEEEHAWWWWWWWWW

Anonymous said...

@5:39 Try to keep up Rankin. Watch the news much? If Niknar had a downtown maybe you could attract the Hollywood libtards to your mobile home community and hopefully keep them there.

Micah Gober said...

Wait, they didn't film this in Atlanta, Georgia or new Orleans, Louisiana? I don't seem to recall any casting calls being held.

Anonymous said...

8:46, send me your address and I'll send you $10 so you can buy some up to date lame ass jokes......

You better go check out your trailer parks before opening your big mouth and putting your size 9 work boot in it. Oh scratch that. Forget the work boot quote. Work and Jackson don't go together.

merckywaters said...

Got the title right

Anonymous said...

No way they filmed any car chase scenes in Jackson!

Anonymous said...

Look at ole chockwe and his beehive face getting a cameo at the 16 second mark of the preview. Right?

Anonymous said...

Expect kidnappings in jackson to go up exponentially after the release of this movie.

Anonymous said...

@10:01 8:46 here. Keep your $10 and have a good ole bud light on me while you paint the tires in your yard bright colors. They don’t allow trailer parks in my town and as a matter of fact I’ve been self employed in Jackson over 40 years wearing a size 12 work boot. Now go back to work on Monday and kiss your bosses ass.


Recent Comments

Search Jackson Jambalaya

Subscribe to JJ's Youtube channel

Archives

Trollfest '09

Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.

Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).


Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.

Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".

In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.


In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.

Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.

Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.


Note: Security provided by INS.

Trollfest '07

Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.

There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

Note: Security provided by INS
.