Saturday, February 5, 2022

Dead Dumbass of the Day

 The city of Clinton issued the following statement about the Chick-Fil-A shooting last night.

 The Clinton Police Department can confirm the driver shot at the Chick-fil-A in Clinton last night has died. The victim is 23-year-old, Kendarius Vaughn of Jackson. 


Interviews were completed last night and the stories began to match the evidence. The driver (victim) was ordering in the drive thru line at Chick-fil-A on Hwy 80 in Clinton. He and a back seat passenger (brother) were arguing about the order. The driver grabbed a handgun and began waving it and held it up towards the roof of the car. He then swung it around towards his brother in the back seat. They were arguing and playing around at the same time. The brother grabbed the drivers arm and kept the gun from being aimed at him. The driver shot himself when the brother pushed his arm back towards the front seat away from him. 


The evidence, gunshot wound, and interviews match the final interviews. This happened due to carelessness and horse playing with a weapon. 


No charges will be filed for the shooting. Case status remains the same; accidental. Clinton Police Department will continue to work the case to completion through evidence. 

45 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow @ referring to the deceased as a “dumbass.”
It’s only so long a racist can pretend.

Anonymous said...

::sensible chuckle::

Anonymous said...

Darwin Award nominee.

Darwin Sez said...

Does this mean that they were playing chicken? The good news is that no taxpayers were injured.

Anonymous said...

Cain & Abel

Am I my brother keeper?

Anonymous said...

Not a Murder.
Just horse play.
Hate it happened at Chick-Fil-A.

Anonymous said...

@11:49 AM - you are the racist, NOT KF! No race was mentioned in the press release, so you are assuming that they aren't white, thus stereotyping a non-white person.

Anonymous said...

11:49 What do you mean racist? Nobody mentioned the victim's race. Perhaps he was white. Would he still be a dumbass? Reflect upon thyself.

Anonymous said...

11:49 AM
Everything is a 'racist' to a perpetual 'victim'.

Anonymous said...

What kind of dumbasses get in an armed fight over a fast food order? The fact the deceased is from Jackson says it all.

Anonymous said...

Hope he got to eat his final chicken sandwich.

Anonymous said...

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Anonymous said...

11:49. play with guns as a joke and dies? dumbass all day and twice on sunday.

Anonymous said...

@ 11:49 - What would you call a person who waves a loaded gun around in the air as if its a toy? That type of behavior is contrary to basic common sense. My five year old knows better than to do that. And who are you calling a racist? It was a stupid thing to do, regardless of the race of the "victim"...

reximus said...

@11:49- calling a dumbass a dumbass does not a racist make.

Kingfish said...

Calling someone who kills himself horse playing with guns a dumbass is racist? You're just plain stupid. I'd call anyone who did that a dumbass because he is if he does it.

Anonymous said...

I have no idea how many were in the car or their race. Kingfish was WRONG when he implied there was a dumbass in the vehicle. There were clearly at least TWO.

Anonymous said...

Correct 1:04PM!

Anonymous said...

I once considered myself the master troll of this blog but 11:49 has surpassed the master. Bravo.
You even got more bites than I did with my Bryan Bailey comment yesterday.

Anonymous said...

Have you ever sat in line at the Chick-Fil-A in Clinton? It's so damn long. I figure a little game of Russian Roulette just to pass the time is no big deal. And I'm certainly no dumbass.

Jackson resident.

Anonymous said...

“How do we know he wasn’t a cracker?”, Honorable Adams.

Anonymous said...

@12:19 PM
If no race was mentioned in the press release then common sense my racist comment wasn’t due to the blog post, at all. I can’t say if you’ve any common sense but you’re somewhere in the neighborhood. However, if YOU define “racist” then I’ll tell YOU if I’m a racist.
Intelligent thought isn’t exactly a comment section’s strong suit, is it?

Anonymous said...

@Kingfish
I love how you pretend to not be racist via sticking to your “calling someone a dumbass does not a racist make” blah, blah, blah. At no point in the history of life has a racist admitted to being racist. So, not only are you a racist but you’re also a coward. Racists and cowards are one in the same. If I let you tell it then there’s no such thing as a racist. Hahahahahahahaha.

Anonymous said...

1149, anyone who waves a loaded gun around - playing around, and at times tusseling, particularly in a car at a drive thru window is, hold it, A DUMBASS. Calling him so, deceased or not, its still a fact. And one that is not at all a racist statement; same would be true had the deceased be black or white or red, yellow, whatever.

In fact, I dont remember reading in this release from the CPD where it indicated the race of the victim. Did I miss something, or did you make an assumption in your racist rant?

Anonymous said...

@4:46PM
The copy and paste King only approved certain comments. The ones he didn’t approve clarified my comments.

Anonymous said...

434 - KF at least acknowledges when he makes his claim --- of not being racist because there was nothing racial involved in this post until you and others inserted your assumptions about the dumbass ---- but your racial statements are done hiding under your anonymous statement.

If you want to call out someone as being racist, while in fact it is you that the moniker fits, stand up and let us know from whence those claims are being made. It would be nice if at the same time, you explained how you figure that anything in this thread is racial..

Unless you are making assumptions as to the race of the dumbasses, either because of the location, the name of the dumbass, or just your view of the world, it is clear to all those with a clean and open mind who the racist in this thread actually is.

Krusatyr said...

@4:34
"Racist". That all you got little one? Many frustrated leftists toss that label out of desperation with no basis in reality. Your "racist" charge here is not only false but may be a projection of your own flawed character.

Anonymous said...

He was a fool!

They were fools!

Google fool!

They were dumb as an ass and two fools! Dumb Ass Fools

Anonymous said...

Yeah, that Chik-Fil-A is in “Clinton”

Anonymous said...


anybody that's arguing with his own brother, over a fast food order, to the point that he pulls a gun, and then accidentally shoots himself, is not just a dumbass, he is a king-size, first-class, top-shelf, one-of-kind DUMBASS!!!

and it's not racist to call this person a dumbass, because everything that happened in that car is something a dumbass would do. it's sad that he died, but bad shit happens when you play with guns. that's why you, wait for it........ don't play with guns. it really is that simple.

this guy could be black, brown, white, green, blue or yellow. it doesn't matter. a dumbass is a dumbass, and they come on all colors.

Anonymous said...

Democrats in action!

Anonymous said...

Will the county line rd location be open much longer?

Anonymous said...

@6:50PM
You are beneath me.

Anonymous said...

They were playing chicken.

Anonymous said...

If the County Line Road location closes, they'll shift to the Highland Colony new location. Conveniently located near the Highland Colony Vehicular Shooting Range and Sports Bar.

Criminal creep has been moving northward from Jackistan and southward from Canton for 10 years. Madison in the middle.

Anonymous said...

Madison County is adding another. Top shelf customer service. Dumbasses in the drive thru line are not welcome but are served with the same top shelf service.

If all the dumbasses would just hang with Church's Chicken...

Anonymous said...

He should not have been able to get a gun.

Anonymous said...

9:49 @ 5 Feb

When you and your progressive mayor and city are on the bottom of fuk'n "EVERYTHING", it's kind of hard to be beneath you!

Anonymous said...

Red from 70’s concurs that the car was full of dumbasses.

Anonymous said...

All this time, and nobody has said:

"Oh man, I shot Marvin in the face!"

"Why the f***'d you do that?"

"Well, I didn't mean to do it, it was an accident."

Anonymous said...

@3:27 PM
Clearly, YOU are beneath ME. I don’t know you. Chokwe doesn’t know you. You’re talking to yourself. Hahahaha

Anonymous said...

I don't understand this "Chowke doesn't know you" guy that shows up all the time.

Is that supposed to be an insult or a compliment?

Anonymous said...

"At no point in the history of life has a racist admitted to being racist."

Ignorance is bliss.

Anonymous said...

Definitely a candidate for a Darwin Award

Anonymous said...

6:00, I'm positive the only way Choked-Up knows you, is he is laughing at you and your stupidity along with all the other "white" progressives for electing him and reelecting him and his failed policies........Must make you feel important being a radical's lackey!



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