Saturday, January 8, 2022

FREEDOM!!!

 WARNING: GRAPHIC PHOTO POSTED BELOW! NSFW!!!

One of our local nomads decided to engage in some um, burlesque vaudeville at the intersection of Lakeland Drive and I-55 recently. 




45 comments:

Anonymous said...

Chokwe Antar Lumumba is the Emperor Mayor of Jackson, Mississippi.

Anonymous said...

I'm sure the smell is amazing!

Anonymous said...

You people will complain about anything.
I paid good money (baht) to see a "kathoey" do this in Phuket.

Anonymous said...

And the House of the Twisted Sisters offered neither coat nor cloak i would bet

Anonymous said...

12:55 why the hell should they? Hospitals have enough shit to deal with these days.

Anonymous said...


Too bad it wasn't Rhonda LeSuer in her prime.

Anonymous said...

Mom?

Anonymous said...

Reason #13589532478 decent people don’t want to live in Jackson

PittPanther said...

Great things to show the kids on the way to the museums...

Anonymous said...

Well, At least she doesn't look malnourished .

Anonymous said...

Bewbs out!!!!! Looks like something I’ve seen over at the Long Branch Saloon across the river. If this offends you, don’t live in Hawaii or Seattle you don’t have to pay any change to see anything strange there.

Anonymous said...

An original Jackson exhibit

Anonymous said...

You love making fun of the mentally ill. A sure sign you worship the Orange god, Trump.

Anonymous said...

Bold radical city!

Anonymous said...

The mentally ill are those who drag Trump into every subject.

Anonymous said...

Shame on you KF for body-shaming this poor woman.

Anonymous said...

Sicker people mocking sick people.
What a world.

Anonymous said...

Freshly shaved pits. Those donated razors are being put to use. Heart warming.

Anonymous said...

Well, guys get to do it…

Anonymous said...

Is very sad.

Ron White said...

Okay, I’ve seen em. Roll em back up.

Rodney Carrington sings… said...

“Don’t look now momma’s got her boobs out,
Showing everybody in town…”

Anonymous said...

There are quite a few in this site who seem to be without sin.

Anonymous said...

I think KF has fallen in love.

Anonymous said...

Projection @ rate now 137 murders YE 2022 in Jackson, Mississippi.

Chokwe Antar Lumumba is the Emperor Mayor of Jackson, Mississippi.

Anonymous said...

10:24 PM
First week of January and You’re already projecting murders?
Kill yourself.

Anonymous said...

This is really sad.

Anonymous said...

For the life of me I cannot understand why a female showing her breasts is considered shocking. I've seen many guys standing on the same corner without shirts and no one gives it a second thought.

Anonymous said...

But does she have false teeth and can breath through her ears? Asking for a friend.

Anonymous said...

There are quite a few in this site who seem to be without sin.

And quite a few who leave holier-than-thou comments. Which number stone is it now that you have cast?

Anonymous said...

Show them to me
Show them to me
Unhook your bra and set those puppies free!

And I’ll be damned if she didn’t do just that!

Anonymous said...

How dare you post a picture of my children’s mother! I’m outraged. And slightly ashamed. I told her we couldn’t afford a new Vette. Perhaps she has issues. Is it obvious?

Anonymous said...

NSFW I used to think that was Not Safe For Work but I was showing a similar roadside pic to my wife. Now is has a new meaning Not Safe For Wife!

Anonymous said...

She doesn't even require that you throw beads at her.

Anonymous said...

8:13 PM
You’re sick.

Anonymous said...

Say what you want but drugs destroy a persons brain up real fast. I’ve had some of the best skilled tradesmen who were top of their game get their brains burned up on drugs. They act crazy, and that’s when you realize there is NOTHING you can do for them. Drugs do crazy things to people and no two people are the same. She is gone!!!

Anonymous said...

Mental illness is caused by drug use(most of the time)which is voluntary. I have a family member that decided to ruin his life. Sad to watch and definitely hurts our family but you won’t catch me feeling sorry for him. He grew up with a gold spoon up his ass. It was his decision to fry his brain. So give the mental illness shit a rest.

Anonymous said...

So Sad. I just wonder how many times she has been raped at night out on the streets of Jackson.

Anonymous said...

I would give her some very rare 1980s "real" Endymion beads to put her shirt back on.

Anonymous said...

By the way them "puppies" are hanging she sets them free quite often.

Anonymous said...

4:17am Telling the person who keeps up with the projected murder rates to "kill himself" while wishing no ill-will on the people actually committing the murders...is Democrat policy in a nut shell. Keep it up Jxn!

Anonymous said...

If only we had a place close to town that can house all these clearly mental folks. Better they are doing "the shuffle" over in Rankin County than this. IMO.

Anonymous said...

Jackson is not sad nor sick some of the people in Jackson are sad or sick as well as Rankin and Madison county.

Anonymous said...

She’s not crazy she is sick and needs help and shouldn’t be made fun of because it could happen to the best of us. But what’s so sad and sick are the people who talk about her and the person who posted the photo (sound mostly like men).

Anonymous said...

Guess the red head was off that day!



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